Thursday, February 3, 2011

Thyroid Disease And Arthralgia

Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 7

So, you pesky. You did it. Your constant whining has led to the extra I crouch for you even after closing time at the stupid boob tube and the 7th Place in my Top 10 imagine. And no, there is still no naked Japanese women! Man, what is wrong with you only? So, go to the toilet again pick you a beer from the fridge, sit down comfortably and let you spoil me. Today, it is solely about:


The Japanese service paradise

Irashaimaseeeee!


Yes, exactly what you will hear more in Japan as soon as its a restaurant, shop, or whatever Step into. Welcome. And they mean it really is. In Germany, the customer may be king (where exactly?), But in Japan he is God. No, not like in the media market, where the sleazy salesman such as the blowflies buzzing around you, but very friendly and unobtrusive. Nowhere does it feel harassed. Small example: I have a "Euerflopcar" loyalty card and am German, but I have to pay even for a dinky Dacia a horrendously high deposit, because I "live abroad". Yeah, I'll punch certainly from the wreckage cart to Japan. When I get a car at all. Friday morning, calling "Euerflopcar (note D. Red. Name changed)": "Hello, I would like for lunch today, a car for the weekend. Cheap deal, if you please. "Answer:" Yeah, that simple is not, finally, today is Friday and the weekend all want (... out of this shithole ...) away! And small cars are not always there "Me:" No problem, I'll also ne S-class if need be. Of course, on the cheap. Is not my fault if you have nothing else there, "

A. ............ hook



same situation in Japan:" I would like to rent a Prius, I can come in 30 minutes? "
answer:" Of course, we let him warm up schonmal for you dear customer. What color? "

yet Questions?

No matter in which shop you go, everywhere the people are friendly. And although most sellers make far less than their German counterparts and are working to even on the weekend and / or holidays must. Often in several layers. Holiday pay? Is nothing. Also, a Christmas bonus, or sick pay in case of illness. Tip? In Japan, an absolute no! Yes, yes, but something did not like it just kept alive with public aid department store chains in Germany, or state-subsidized companies such as Deutsche Bahn. Anyone who was in Japan with a train traveling in Germany voluntarily enters any of the German railway wagon more. Colleagues of mine were in Germany travel by train (yes, the Japanese are on pain and humiliation ....) and did not have a ride without any problems. Yes, often it was even only no ride. No, because I'd rather torment over with the car rental company resurrected the unfriendly product quality Bulgarian German motorway construction sites or even hitchhike in with guys who are a running chainsaw on the front passenger seat.

are in Japanese restaurants is quite Needless to water to eat. Free. Often there are small appetizers. Free. Besides, I'm in Tokyo so far not found a bad restaurant, other than containing the run by foreigners Guellefrassbuden that sell the Japanese fucking filth as an authentic regional court want. Even in restaurants is: Tipping is not customary. Are you still that, you get it in most cases without delay. Rueckgeld count? Unnecessarily. No cheating here.


Oeh, uh, that is, the carbon was great. Condoms but we still get no ....


lost what? On the train for example? In Germany, you can write off your money or cell phone. In Japan you can get it to 99.9% in pristine condition in the "Lost & Found" again. I lost time in the airport my business card. I promptly got a call in the evening. At my request, throw away the case simply because the drive to the airport is more expensive than a new case was reacted with the utmost lack of understanding and they wanted to send the case. Free shipping. Finally I was able to convince the totally distraught woman still like to throw the thing easy.

example Taxi: always clean as the shop, driver wears mostly uniform, but at least one suit. "The little city tour with Localunaquainted there is not even in Japan. It is always the shortest and fastest (sometimes too fast ..) way directly to the target. Tip? Not necessary!

I could now continue to write on forever, praise my Japanese hairdresser in the sky (one day she is right about .....), Japanese offices rejoice and rave about the Japanese post office, but I'm tired. Even just come over and watch it on you. What? The euro is still too low? Yes this is about my debt? Instead of vast sums of money for Korean LCD issue on which it runs the same crap as before, you should rather make a quick trip to Nippon!



Up denne .......

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