Als Mopedfahrer bin ich ja eigentlich schon aus Deutschland so einiges aus dem Strassenverkehr gewoehnt. Am Beispiel Japan zeigt sich aber sehr schnell, das immer noch eine drastische Steigerung moeglich ist.Der Strassenverkehr ist are so inclined, he is already great!
What the Japanese have thought just that? In all important areas of public life they have copied the best systems from different countries: management and medical community of Prussia, culture and food from China and Korea, the great post-war architecture in the United States ...... only the traffic they have to be calculated based on Monkey Iceland and, God in heaven, introduce left!
For example: I ride every morning with my colleague from the hotel to work. A little bit of my colleague reminds me of the good old Atzu, he only has less hair, much less. So actually he is almost bald, so I did actually Glatzu would have to call. Ahahaha, a knocker arm after the other, what? Oeh, where was I? So my colleague is a very nice guy, but he holds the car drives like a drunken dancing bear. Acceleration is just full, but what is his opinion on the car. Also slow. And with the red lights he takes it sooooo not quite accurate:
Me: "Eh, you're nuts! Which was already dark, "he
:" nonsense, which was green or blue ..... uh (ie honest! In Japan it is not "green", but "blue", although clearly green!) "
. Me: "Yes, but for traffic turning left, not straight! Kopp stupid! "
Yes, yes, the Good ...... Driving in the dark, he does not like. In the not rain. In addition to driving trucks, he also does not like. And he sits so close to the disk, we need not a fan: He could easily lick the glass!
Then the meltdown: rain and dark! At once!
Me: "Come, then let me go, I've drunk beer only eight. Nonsense, just kidding! I give stocknuechtern, Give me the key "
He:" No, that's impossible! I do not sit next to. Then I feel sick "
Me:" Yes I think you done differently when you drive? And I Memm rum perhaps? Come on, give her the keys! I can even take up on your lap. About you I can easily look away, "he
". asshole "
Or my wife: I've always wondered what one really needs electric fold away mirrors. After a trip with my wife, I knew it. Following situation: We are one of the typical Setagayastrassen way, so practically only room for one car, although not a one way street. My wife in one hand and the Keitai (mobile phone), with the other she smokes, drinks her already cold coffee cans or pinch me if I complain. Oh yes draw, for they used the hand even if only grudgingly. Then a car comes toward us. A big car. My wife puts down the phone either, nor the dump, but typed only once to the egg flip switch (Hach, a nice word ...) and chasing with an unchanged rate in the millimeter distance past the other cars. While I already see in traction and hectic pike on the handle, it pinches me again and says tersely: "Do you have to do gymnastics in the car around so? I can concentrate so not right! "
Yes, you just have to love them!
the road you can see here the craziest types:
The Wheel taiko drummers . All windows, some Kabukimucke from the seventies turned up to shrieking, rumkloppen full pipe on the Tigerfellmomo and then sing wrong with laughter. Anything goes. Reminds a little of the Turks or Arabs in Germany, the purely undergo their Kameltreiberrap in a similar way, only that they (unfortunately) usually have better facilities. And so .....
The Pferdestaerkenfluesterer . Recognized because they lead extremely strenuous discussions in the car. Although they are completely alone in the car ......
The trendy : White Baerenfell on the cockpit, Hello Kitty-Duftbaeumchen "Green Tea", with fringe and a rose-pink Kuhfleckensitzbezuege Latexlenkradueberzug, they are therefore the boys. Or girls. I'm sure there often is not. They probably also do not know. Matching the drivers' clothing: gold metallic-colored Adidas tracksuit with orange stripes, green or pink Crocs and as many Freundschaftsbaender, or else this shit around the arms. Then the right music: there are in the J-pop charts at the moment so only "AKB69" or "Amarshi. Although I think yes, there are two bands from one and the same people who just stop in other costumes. Full can of course also, all give what the 3 watt full-range speaker and enthusiastically sang along, even if wrong. Oops! Run every 3 minutes to reapplication to the edge. Yes, both sexes!
Well, now I did not matter. Today, there are namely all 4 Rambo after the other in Japanese TV. Is almost like Christmas ......
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