In Würzburg there are, apart from some small dormitories, not an institution for the mentally ill. Psychiatry is the next in Lohr. Lohr is about 40 km and already we are in the midst of the problem. Who would have ended up in Bonn after a few hours in the Regional Hospital is here happily around on the street.
first The Cheesecake Omi
Actually, she does not deserve the title of Omi, it seems to be in early 50, but it behaves like one. A very scattered.
can meet the Cheesecake Omi in the tram line number 4, there she sits in front and constantly repeated the phrase "I'm going to town hall and eat a Cheesecake. I let goa nix through unruffled. "Or even" I'm going to the dentist, and eat a croissant. I let goa nix through unruffled "If someone
past her, she plucks at his sleeve and says," Hey, sorry. I'm going to city hall and eat a cheese cake. I leave by goa nix unflappable. "
I would like to ask me, if she has done it ever stopped to eat a whole cheesecake, but the only time I have met outside of the tram at my stop She was willing only to the following interaction: "Hey, sorry: that's the line 4" (30-second pause) "Hey, excuse is the line 4? "
2nd The Dino tamer
this small, young man you noticed always first, if we were in shock had died almost as he one one of his giant rubber dinosaurs in the face holds either when a business will enter or leave or, if a bit dreamily waiting for the bus. All of a sudden you look in the face of Godzilla and the owner of it makes a noise like GRRRRR! and HAAAAAAARR!
Man frightened, will protest now, but there are Dino and trainer employs again the next victim.
The third Barker
The barker is probably homeless, he nonetheless bears always the same things with them when you see him. To this end he talks incessantly to himself that alone would not have any reason to include it in this gallery, but the contents of his self-talk makes things interesting: he complains about the Clock on the prices at Aldi. "89 cents for such a yogurt with strawberries! Incredible what fancy themselves! This is expensive because in that Aldi!" If you listen to him long enough, we learn the price of the entire range and what he thinks. This can be very practical, so you know in the summer, at what price the strawberries without having ever entered the shop itself.
4th The oatmeal oatmeal Christin Christin
The is a petite, dark-haired middle-aged woman standing in front of either the bank or in front of Zapata and pamphlets distributed. When she started about a year ago with this action, there were no tracts, but small leaflets that read that when a certain amount of oatmeal daily for a period of two weeks does it take to find God. If it were that easy!
Stephan times she has asked about it, too, must be large as this amount. But it has only taken him by the sleeve, eyes and whispered, "Do you believe in Jesus?" Jesus loves you. "
Recently, the oatmeal Christin support from a huge man with John Lennon sunglasses get that gives the impression that alcoholics and also incredibly happy.
5th The conductor
makes The conductor (similar to cheese cake-Omi), the tram ride in Würzburg an experience: it is to stop (preferably at the new road) and trumpeted when a tram comes into sight, out: "And the line 5 runs one, dear passengers connect them back, the line 5! " Is the train then, he still yells "Get in, that is the line 5, you get in!" He joins never calls but when the train starts moving, "And the line 5 again. The line 5 goes, "The 6th
Rotzi
No one knows the Rotzi or has ever seen. But it is in the twilight through the lane past our backyard, right under Harry's window. It makes Würgegeräusche, gets all disgusting of glanders, popeln and other things that want to know, not me out and she spits on the street. The street is only about 50 meters long, but the Rotzi can be a lot of time to catch to also guarantee every square centimeter.
7th
The shoe advisor
breaks with the cold snap in winter for the shoe advisor bleak days: now he must content themselves with giant headphones and loud to sing through the city running.
But alas, the first rays of sun coming out and people are attracted to light again!
If a woman in his ballerinas, with stockings or tights to running on the road, he yells out loud "cheese feet get it! Sweat! Pooh bah!"
And if such an even is not in the area, he simply says, "Shake That drink Boots! What used n the ancient ritual!"
The following two persons do not fit properly in this series, they are mentally reasonably healthy and not a bit of a fanatic. But as they shape the Würzburg city, they should be mentioned here see:
8th The Street Prophet
There are stereotypes that hold true frighteningly often. The street prophet is a black man who is dressed like he just came from a jazz evening in a basement in Harlem. He stands on Saturdays, when the city is full of people in front of Mc Donald's (as appropriate) and preaching, with a Bible in hand, about God. As he preaches loudly and gesticulating wildly while running up and down the street, I can just deal with his two favorite themes: unemployment and charity. The combination is important, but all his rhetoric is designed to: "Have you no work, come to Jesus, Jesus will give you work Have you twenty.. Euro, give your neighbor ten o'clock! "
so beautiful could be the world.
9th General
In summer, the students sit on the Main and play music, talk and get drunk. With this and always be the first because (as he always there is) is the General. He is a homeless man who sits in camouflage and a beret on his head on his bench and told stories. At the end of summer, by August, he always turns any little crooked thing, usually a break-in, . spend the winter in jail, because it may be too cold on the bench late April, he comes back out and told the story on the Main, as he has done this time in the slammer: "As I sat there in this apartment in the Sanderau on the ground and the police came and did not come. Here I had called myself there! "
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