Thursday, February 24, 2011

Watery Brown Cm On 10 Dpo

Twestival Berlin

The "Free Media Foundation organized this year in Berlin Twestival and is seeking helpers - and currently also the appropriate donor-recipient!

On Thursday 24 March it is finally time: In as many venues and businesses in Berlin donated a portion of sales to a charitable organization that has maximum impact for our city. (Foundations of a Twestival, pdf)

We are looking for the right project partners. The organization is managed by our charity event management "CherryMOB" (a thousand thanks for it!). Kontakt: Patricia(at)Cherrymob.tv

Das erste offene Meeting dazu findet am 28.02.2011 ab 16:00 Uhr im www.Yorck52.de statt.


http://www.freie-mediale.org/medienstiftung/termin/twestival-berlin.html


Monday, February 21, 2011

Burner Animal Fat Fuel

You sexy thing.......

Really! German Love in Tokyo, so it goes further! I'll have you simply say: You look like shit! Man!


too short Pants, old-fashioned hair cuts, gray faces and the worst: Too many Koerperhaare! Take a lesson from dochmal your Japanese colleagues! But, honestly! Well done, you have not even attract the same light brown shoes with a black suit, but a bit of styling you latter faded really well. Is it time to correct, Japanese hair stylist and let him do what he wants. The best you say you want "smart" and / or "charming" look. Ok, it may well be that as you look after Naruto for a room fire, but, Hey! The Japanese Gals are on it! Really!


Here! Amarshi zeigt wie man in Japan Erfolg bei den Maedels hat....

Und dann eure Augenbrauen. Urks! So voellig wild gewachsen! Und nein, es reicht nicht, sich die Augenbrauen in der Mitte auszurasieren, liebe Oberbayern und Eingedeutschte. Da muss die Pinzette dran und dann wird gezupft was das Zeug haelt. Am besten faerbt ihr euch dann Brauen und Kopfhaare im selben Farbton. Kastanie und Wild Orange sind grad schwer angesagt. Achtung! Blau und Gelb geht gar nicht, auch nicht wenn ihr Punks seid! Das machen hier nur Leute, die sich um ihr Aussehen eigentlich ueberhaupt keine Sorgen mehr machen muessen: Die Rentner.

Oh Gott! Sehe ich da etwa Haare auf eurer Brust! Igitt! Das geht ja gar nicht! Nehmt euch ein Example, at the Japan macho and shaved down the stuff! Or no! Waxing is better because his pain must have! This constitutes a real man, you cowards! The rest of the body hair you can grow safely. Especially the Sackbehaarung should look like the Afro of OJ Simpson in "Naked Gun". This also has the advantage that you can mute your miserable moose hide in it and its over your belly at all away from something "down there" could, if only to see hair.

Speaking Wampe: how about a diet that really works? Hm? Also, since you should take you to the Japanese Salarimen a role model. Sport? Eat less? Less booze? All Rubbish! You have to smoke! First, the male is full and you take off. How does that look when she only ones in a bar since, do not go every 3 minutes in the Raucherkaefig to be pleasurable reinzupfeifen a fag. Also is a rumor, smoking is healthier than breathing the air Tokyo. Yes, I have heard from my grandma's neighbor laying on of hands! Really!

€ And this phone only! God, what a Designsuende! Now there are extra at a Disney Mobile Softbank, or a Gundam model with Docomo. Do you think about, for your shit Nokia is interested in this one? Bwahaha! The lights do not even in a rainbow of colors, every time someone calls, a SMS schreibt, oder ihr das Handy sonst irgendwie benutzt. Oder bewegt. Oder einschaltet. Oder so.

Dann fehlt noch eine vernuenftige Handtasche, am besten von Lousy Vuitton und ihr seid fast perfekt. Die Kleidung schaut ihr am besten bei der Hardgay-Boygroup „Amarshi“ ab. Damit liegt ihr auf jeden Fall richtig, auch wenn es noch so scheisse aussieht. Das liegt ja nur an eurem schlechten, westlichen Geschmack! Versteht das doch endlich, Jungs!


Bis denne!

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Kates-playground Barefeet

Japanische Autofahrer, oder: Die totale Ignoranz.....

Als Mopedfahrer bin ich ja eigentlich schon aus Deutschland so einiges aus dem Strassenverkehr gewoehnt. Am Beispiel Japan zeigt sich aber sehr schnell, das immer noch eine drastische Steigerung moeglich ist.Der Strassenverkehr ist are so inclined, he is already great!

What the Japanese have thought just that? In all important areas of public life they have copied the best systems from different countries: management and medical community of Prussia, culture and food from China and Korea, the great post-war architecture in the United States ...... only the traffic they have to be calculated based on Monkey Iceland and, God in heaven, introduce left!

For example: I ride every morning with my colleague from the hotel to work. A little bit of my colleague reminds me of the good old Atzu, he only has less hair, much less. So actually he is almost bald, so I did actually Glatzu would have to call. Ahahaha, a knocker arm after the other, what? Oeh, where was I? So my colleague is a very nice guy, but he holds the car drives like a drunken dancing bear. Acceleration is just full, but what is his opinion on the car. Also slow. And with the red lights he takes it sooooo not quite accurate:

Me: "Eh, you're nuts! Which was already dark, "he

:" nonsense, which was green or blue ..... uh (ie honest! In Japan it is not "green", but "blue", although clearly green!) "

. Me: "Yes, but for traffic turning left, not straight! Kopp stupid! "

Yes, yes, the Good ...... Driving in the dark, he does not like. In the not rain. In addition to driving trucks, he also does not like. And he sits so close to the disk, we need not a fan: He could easily lick the glass!

Then the meltdown: rain and dark! At once!

Me: "Come, then let me go, I've drunk beer only eight. Nonsense, just kidding! I give stocknuechtern, Give me the key "

He:" No, that's impossible! I do not sit next to. Then I feel sick "

Me:" Yes I think you done differently when you drive? And I Memm rum perhaps? Come on, give her the keys! I can even take up on your lap. About you I can easily look away, "he

". asshole "



Or my wife: I've always wondered what one really needs electric fold away mirrors. After a trip with my wife, I knew it. Following situation: We are one of the typical Setagayastrassen way, so practically only room for one car, although not a one way street. My wife in one hand and the Keitai (mobile phone), with the other she smokes, drinks her already cold coffee cans or pinch me if I complain. Oh yes draw, for they used the hand even if only grudgingly. Then a car comes toward us. A big car. My wife puts down the phone either, nor the dump, but typed only once to the egg flip switch (Hach, a nice word ...) and chasing with an unchanged rate in the millimeter distance past the other cars. While I already see in traction and hectic pike on the handle, it pinches me again and says tersely: "Do you have to do gymnastics in the car around so? I can concentrate so not right! "

Yes, you just have to love them!



the road you can see here the craziest types:

The Wheel taiko drummers . All windows, some Kabukimucke from the seventies turned up to shrieking, rumkloppen full pipe on the Tigerfellmomo and then sing wrong with laughter. Anything goes. Reminds a little of the Turks or Arabs in Germany, the purely undergo their Kameltreiberrap in a similar way, only that they (unfortunately) usually have better facilities. And so .....

The Pferdestaerkenfluesterer . Recognized because they lead extremely strenuous discussions in the car. Although they are completely alone in the car ......

The trendy : White Baerenfell on the cockpit, Hello Kitty-Duftbaeumchen "Green Tea", with fringe and a rose-pink Kuhfleckensitzbezuege Latexlenkradueberzug, they are therefore the boys. Or girls. I'm sure there often is not. They probably also do not know. Matching the drivers' clothing: gold metallic-colored Adidas tracksuit with orange stripes, green or pink Crocs and as many Freundschaftsbaender, or else this shit around the arms. Then the right music: there are in the J-pop charts at the moment so only "AKB69" or "Amarshi. Although I think yes, there are two bands from one and the same people who just stop in other costumes. Full can of course also, all give what the 3 watt full-range speaker and enthusiastically sang along, even if wrong. Oops! Run every 3 minutes to reapplication to the edge. Yes, both sexes!

Well, now I did not matter. Today, there are namely all 4 Rambo after the other in Japanese TV. Is almost like Christmas ......

Thursday, February 17, 2011

How Do You Know Ver Pelicula

Würzburg neben der Spur

In Würzburg there are, apart from some small dormitories, not an institution for the mentally ill. Psychiatry is the next in Lohr. Lohr is about 40 km and already we are in the midst of the problem. Who would have ended up in Bonn after a few hours in the Regional Hospital is here happily around on the street.


first The Cheesecake Omi
Actually, she does not deserve the title of Omi, it seems to be in early 50, but it behaves like one. A very scattered.
can meet the Cheesecake Omi in the tram line number 4, there she sits in front and constantly repeated the phrase "I'm going to town hall and eat a Cheesecake. I let goa nix through unruffled. "Or even" I'm going to the dentist, and eat a croissant. I let goa nix through unruffled "If someone
past her, she plucks at his sleeve and says," Hey, sorry. I'm going to city hall and eat a cheese cake. I leave by goa nix unflappable. "
I would like to ask me, if she has done it ever stopped to eat a whole cheesecake, but the only time I have met outside of the tram at my stop She was willing only to the following interaction: "Hey, sorry: that's the line 4" (30-second pause) "Hey, excuse is the line 4? "


2nd The Dino tamer
this small, young man you noticed always first, if we were in shock had died almost as he one one of his giant rubber dinosaurs in the face holds either when a business will enter or leave or, if a bit dreamily waiting for the bus. All of a sudden you look in the face of Godzilla and the owner of it makes a noise like GRRRRR! and HAAAAAAARR!
Man frightened, will protest now, but there are Dino and trainer employs again the next victim.


The third Barker
The barker is probably homeless, he nonetheless bears always the same things with them when you see him. To this end he talks incessantly to himself that alone would not have any reason to include it in this gallery, but the contents of his self-talk makes things interesting: he complains about the Clock on the prices at Aldi. "89 cents for such a yogurt with strawberries! Incredible what fancy themselves! This is expensive because in that Aldi!" If you listen to him long enough, we learn the price of the entire range and what he thinks. This can be very practical, so you know in the summer, at what price the strawberries without having ever entered the shop itself.


4th The oatmeal oatmeal Christin Christin
The is a petite, dark-haired middle-aged woman standing in front of either the bank or in front of Zapata and pamphlets distributed. When she started about a year ago with this action, there were no tracts, but small leaflets that read that when a certain amount of oatmeal daily for a period of two weeks does it take to find God. If it were that easy!
Stephan times she has asked about it, too, must be large as this amount. But it has only taken him by the sleeve, eyes and whispered, "Do you believe in Jesus?" Jesus loves you. "
Recently, the oatmeal Christin support from a huge man with John Lennon sunglasses get that gives the impression that alcoholics and also incredibly happy.


5th The conductor
makes The conductor (similar to cheese cake-Omi), the tram ride in Würzburg an experience: it is to stop (preferably at the new road) and trumpeted when a tram comes into sight, out: "And the line 5 runs one, dear passengers connect them back, the line 5! " Is the train then, he still yells "Get in, that is the line 5, you get in!" He joins never calls but when the train starts moving, "And the line 5 again. The line 5 goes, "The 6th


Rotzi
No one knows the Rotzi or has ever seen. But it is in the twilight through the lane past our backyard, right under Harry's window. It makes Würgegeräusche, gets all disgusting of glanders, popeln and other things that want to know, not me out and she spits on the street. The street is only about 50 meters long, but the Rotzi can be a lot of time to catch to also guarantee every square centimeter.

7th
The shoe advisor
breaks with the cold snap in winter for the shoe advisor bleak days: now he must content themselves with giant headphones and loud to sing through the city running.
But alas, the first rays of sun coming out and people are attracted to light again!
If a woman in his ballerinas, with stockings or tights to running on the road, he yells out loud "cheese feet get it! Sweat! Pooh bah!"
And if such an even is not in the area, he simply says, "Shake That drink Boots! What used n the ancient ritual!"


The following two persons do not fit properly in this series, they are mentally reasonably healthy and not a bit of a fanatic. But as they shape the Würzburg city, they should be mentioned here see:


8th The Street Prophet
There are stereotypes that hold true frighteningly often. The street prophet is a black man who is dressed like he just came from a jazz evening in a basement in Harlem. He stands on Saturdays, when the city is full of people in front of Mc Donald's (as appropriate) and preaching, with a Bible in hand, about God. As he preaches loudly and gesticulating wildly while running up and down the street, I can just deal with his two favorite themes: unemployment and charity. The combination is important, but all his rhetoric is designed to: "Have you no work, come to Jesus, Jesus will give you work Have you twenty.. Euro, give your neighbor ten o'clock! "
so beautiful could be the world.


9th General
In summer, the students sit on the Main and play music, talk and get drunk. With this and always be the first because (as he always there is) is the General. He is a homeless man who sits in camouflage and a beret on his head on his bench and told stories. At the end of summer, by August, he always turns any little crooked thing, usually a break-in, . spend the winter in jail, because it may be too cold on the bench late April, he comes back out and told the story on the Main, as he has done this time in the slammer: "As I sat there in this apartment in the Sanderau on the ground and the police came and did not come. Here I had called myself there! "

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

A Bmi Of 29 Australian

In Zahlen, Maßen und Größen

8480th ....... 1.78 ........ ........ 66.8 21.1 .. ......90/67/98........0, 68 ....... ....... 42 38th


124th .. .....+ 0.75 / +1.5 ........65........120/70........6/6/6/6







(In the research, I am including in this strange idea monkeys and apes encountered Index Index ... incredibly good word.))


Friday, February 4, 2011

I M Pundey Financial Management Free Book

Für Freunde der gehobenen Unterhaltung

Yesterday someone gave me von diesem phänomenalen, absolut unterstützungswerten Projekt erzählt:


Weekly News Grind


Ich darf mal kurz die werten Herrschaften Herrn Dr. Unas Barschel und Herrn Detlev Nahash Rohwedder zitieren:

WEEKLY NEWS GRIND ist das etwas andere Grindcore-Projekt. Ab dem 1. Januar 2011 wird für die Dauer eines halben Jahres wöchentlich ein neuer Song auf dem bandeigenen MySpace-Profil ( www.myspace.com/weeklynewsgrind ) gesendet werden. In Form von 26 halbminütigen Grind-Eruptionen werden so die wichtigsten Nachrichten aus aller Welt aufgearbeitet.

Die Band, bestehend aus Dr. Unas Barschel (Gesang & Schlagzeug) und Detlev Nahash Rohwedder (Gitarren & Bass), befürwortet den legalen Download der Stücke via Soundcloud ( http://soundcloud.com/weekly-news-grind ) ausdrücklich. WEEKLY NEWS GRIND soll kostenlos allen Menschen zugänglich sein.

Im Laufe der Zeit wird ein umfangreiches CD-Booklet zum Download erscheinen, so dass sich WNG-Fans am Ende eine vollwertige, aber kostenlose Musik-CD ins Regal stellen können. WEEKLY NEWS GRIND ist ein unkommerzielles Projekt, welches auf Mundpropaganda angewiesen ist. Die Band bedankt sich bei allen, die ihren Freunden von WEEKLY NEWS GRIND erzählen, die Download and listen to songs, or otherwise support the project.

So if you have filled the evening news, the snout: essential listening!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

How Do I Elongate My Labia Minora

Janosch - Eine Bildergeschichte



Thyroid Disease And Arthralgia

Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 7

So, you pesky. You did it. Your constant whining has led to the extra I crouch for you even after closing time at the stupid boob tube and the 7th Place in my Top 10 imagine. And no, there is still no naked Japanese women! Man, what is wrong with you only? So, go to the toilet again pick you a beer from the fridge, sit down comfortably and let you spoil me. Today, it is solely about:


The Japanese service paradise

Irashaimaseeeee!


Yes, exactly what you will hear more in Japan as soon as its a restaurant, shop, or whatever Step into. Welcome. And they mean it really is. In Germany, the customer may be king (where exactly?), But in Japan he is God. No, not like in the media market, where the sleazy salesman such as the blowflies buzzing around you, but very friendly and unobtrusive. Nowhere does it feel harassed. Small example: I have a "Euerflopcar" loyalty card and am German, but I have to pay even for a dinky Dacia a horrendously high deposit, because I "live abroad". Yeah, I'll punch certainly from the wreckage cart to Japan. When I get a car at all. Friday morning, calling "Euerflopcar (note D. Red. Name changed)": "Hello, I would like for lunch today, a car for the weekend. Cheap deal, if you please. "Answer:" Yeah, that simple is not, finally, today is Friday and the weekend all want (... out of this shithole ...) away! And small cars are not always there "Me:" No problem, I'll also ne S-class if need be. Of course, on the cheap. Is not my fault if you have nothing else there, "

A. ............ hook



same situation in Japan:" I would like to rent a Prius, I can come in 30 minutes? "
answer:" Of course, we let him warm up schonmal for you dear customer. What color? "

yet Questions?

No matter in which shop you go, everywhere the people are friendly. And although most sellers make far less than their German counterparts and are working to even on the weekend and / or holidays must. Often in several layers. Holiday pay? Is nothing. Also, a Christmas bonus, or sick pay in case of illness. Tip? In Japan, an absolute no! Yes, yes, but something did not like it just kept alive with public aid department store chains in Germany, or state-subsidized companies such as Deutsche Bahn. Anyone who was in Japan with a train traveling in Germany voluntarily enters any of the German railway wagon more. Colleagues of mine were in Germany travel by train (yes, the Japanese are on pain and humiliation ....) and did not have a ride without any problems. Yes, often it was even only no ride. No, because I'd rather torment over with the car rental company resurrected the unfriendly product quality Bulgarian German motorway construction sites or even hitchhike in with guys who are a running chainsaw on the front passenger seat.

are in Japanese restaurants is quite Needless to water to eat. Free. Often there are small appetizers. Free. Besides, I'm in Tokyo so far not found a bad restaurant, other than containing the run by foreigners Guellefrassbuden that sell the Japanese fucking filth as an authentic regional court want. Even in restaurants is: Tipping is not customary. Are you still that, you get it in most cases without delay. Rueckgeld count? Unnecessarily. No cheating here.


Oeh, uh, that is, the carbon was great. Condoms but we still get no ....


lost what? On the train for example? In Germany, you can write off your money or cell phone. In Japan you can get it to 99.9% in pristine condition in the "Lost & Found" again. I lost time in the airport my business card. I promptly got a call in the evening. At my request, throw away the case simply because the drive to the airport is more expensive than a new case was reacted with the utmost lack of understanding and they wanted to send the case. Free shipping. Finally I was able to convince the totally distraught woman still like to throw the thing easy.

example Taxi: always clean as the shop, driver wears mostly uniform, but at least one suit. "The little city tour with Localunaquainted there is not even in Japan. It is always the shortest and fastest (sometimes too fast ..) way directly to the target. Tip? Not necessary!

I could now continue to write on forever, praise my Japanese hairdresser in the sky (one day she is right about .....), Japanese offices rejoice and rave about the Japanese post office, but I'm tired. Even just come over and watch it on you. What? The euro is still too low? Yes this is about my debt? Instead of vast sums of money for Korean LCD issue on which it runs the same crap as before, you should rather make a quick trip to Nippon!



Up denne .......

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

I My Visa Appointment Confration Id

Tiefgang. Sehr tief.

For about twenty minutes I made a mistake: I turned on the TV. RTL to boot. It runs a series, she plays in a hospital and the protagonist is very blond and has big breasts. Even the opening credits, I realized that it will probably go mainly to those breasts and their consequences, but jumped like a button by mistake her doctor's lab coat on. The male supporting role (which, of course, interested in cars) seems to be the on-off relationship with the blonde, at least he gets in the elevator by a colleague reported slightly gloating that he slept with her. "Have been Oh, I do not know whether the sex was just a kiss Can, I was drunk ...." She says then

(approximate wording) Oh, and difficult to know this type of situation, I really very good. You watch a little too deep into the glass and you're exposed to the world of men helpless. How you have sex all by itself, without that it could be something for them! You may even forget the condom! But the white I have no idea maybe that's just a kiss. yes Is everything not so bad.

The blonde seems to me anyway, of course, sympathetic even to have a problem with her character, a surprise! In half an hour everything was in it: Fatburner course, gym tests, chocolate fondue, concerns about possible fatten. A real woman! Independent, emancipated, self-confident, independent thinking!
And a cliche after another unwinding.