Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu!
Or "あけまし て おめでとうございます," just as you want.
Happy new year!
During her pee probably blue in the snow, I make myself
with family on the way to the shrine.
Nix was with a party and such. This morning at 7 came Jiji (father)
over to traditional with us outside in the garden with ice-cold sake
a toast the New Year. Was fuer eine schoene Tradition......
Nun ja, gehen wir halt leicht angesaeuselt in den Schrein. Macht nix.
2011
Was wird dieses Jahr bringen?
Fuer mich persoenlich einiges an grossen Veraenderungen.
Privat und beruflich. Naja wie sagte mein Opa schon:
"Junge, halt dich lieber gut fest! Das Leben ist eine Achterbahn."
Ich hoffe, ihr werdet euch alle an eure guten Vorsaetze halten.
Von mir auf jeden Fall nochmal alles Gute fuers neue Jahr.
Friday, December 31, 2010
Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Low Iron And Normal Heamoglobin
Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 6
Hallo Leute. Ich hoffe, ihr habt Weihnachten in Besinnlichkeit und Ruhe verbracht. Ich war praktisch alle 3 Tage dauerbesoffen. Anders laesst sich Weihnachten hier nicht ertragen. Ueberall in den Geschaeften laufen Weihnachtsbunnys rum und ueberall leiert "White Christmas". Als wenns die Amerikaner erfunden haetten... Liebe Kinder, das ist jetzt vielleicht ein Schock fuer euch, aber Santa Claus gibts garnicht! Nein, der Typ heisst Nikolaus und kommt schon am 6. Dezember und bringt Geschenke. Zu Weihnachten kommt dann das Christkind und bringt noch mehr Geschenke. Ja, ist das nicht viel besser als diese "Santa"-Kacke? Und beschenkt wird schon am 24. Dezember. Jaha, weil an den beiden anderen Tagen hat man dafuer keine Zeit, denn da wird von morgens bis abends gefressen und gesoffen. Roelps, jawoll!
So genug davon. Kommen wir lieber zur Nummer 6 in meiner Top Ten:
Japanische Autos
Yes, exactly. And not this sissy electric or hybrid truck, but real cars with engines, the smell and make a noise, like the heard! Huga! Huga!
times I rely on my favorites. If you are a different opinion, itches me not, but you must calm your favorite carts list in the comments. And please: no complaints, there are no girls again!
So, das wars. Natuerlich gibt es noch zig andere Kisten, die ich aufzaehlen koennte. Besonders die japanischen Autos aus den 70ern sind noch worth a look. I'm going to make only a Honda Stream, need containing three rows of seats, but that suited up with the "Mugen" version their money.
Sun, Arno. Wait, almost forgot: Of course I wish you a happy new year. And look also in 2011 here and there a look.
Hallo Leute. Ich hoffe, ihr habt Weihnachten in Besinnlichkeit und Ruhe verbracht. Ich war praktisch alle 3 Tage dauerbesoffen. Anders laesst sich Weihnachten hier nicht ertragen. Ueberall in den Geschaeften laufen Weihnachtsbunnys rum und ueberall leiert "White Christmas". Als wenns die Amerikaner erfunden haetten... Liebe Kinder, das ist jetzt vielleicht ein Schock fuer euch, aber Santa Claus gibts garnicht! Nein, der Typ heisst Nikolaus und kommt schon am 6. Dezember und bringt Geschenke. Zu Weihnachten kommt dann das Christkind und bringt noch mehr Geschenke. Ja, ist das nicht viel besser als diese "Santa"-Kacke? Und beschenkt wird schon am 24. Dezember. Jaha, weil an den beiden anderen Tagen hat man dafuer keine Zeit, denn da wird von morgens bis abends gefressen und gesoffen. Roelps, jawoll!
So genug davon. Kommen wir lieber zur Nummer 6 in meiner Top Ten:
Japanische Autos
Yes, exactly. And not this sissy electric or hybrid truck, but real cars with engines, the smell and make a noise, like the heard! Huga! Huga!
times I rely on my favorites. If you are a different opinion, itches me not, but you must calm your favorite carts list in the comments. And please: no complaints, there are no girls again!
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| Toyota Supra. Ah, the last real sports car from Toyota. Now they only build so ugly hybrid cars and Lego giant pickups. |
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| Honda Insight. Yes, yes, for many an ugly duckling, but I find it great. Of this, the first series hybrid. |
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| Subaru Impreza WRX. Finally an Impreza with the trunk. Here in Japan for the incredible price of just under 33,000 euros. The right car for the family genes with the heater. |
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| Mazda MX5. The original. This darling has clearly raised the Roadster again . Let |
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| Nissan 370Z. Not the GTR? No, it does so at the moment everywhere. Significantly cheaper, with a great look and wonderful machine, the Z is my favorite. |
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| Cosmo Mazda MX6. Yes, even a Mazda. Is to take it easy. A true GT with 3-chamber Wankel engine and an unmistakable sound. |
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| Suzuki Cappuccino. Unfortunately, Suzuki is now building nur noch 08/15-Scheiss, deshalb ist der Cappuccino ganz klar DER Suzuki. Genug Dampf aus 660 ccm und Turbo mit Ladeluftkuehler. |
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| Mitsubishi Evo X. 300 PS und Allrad. Bei Nachwuchs der Ersatz fuer das Sportcoupe. |
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| Daihatsu Copen. 660 ccm + Turbo. Genau richtig, um 800 kg ordentlich in Fahrt zu bringen. |
So, das wars. Natuerlich gibt es noch zig andere Kisten, die ich aufzaehlen koennte. Besonders die japanischen Autos aus den 70ern sind noch worth a look. I'm going to make only a Honda Stream, need containing three rows of seats, but that suited up with the "Mugen" version their money.
Sun, Arno. Wait, almost forgot: Of course I wish you a happy new year. And look also in 2011 here and there a look.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Changing Front Element Len Canon
Leiheise riehieselt der Schnunee.......
Hello my friends! (God, I've actually written the grad?)
I have heard that in Germany you have quite a lot of snow and
therefore have a white Christmas probably.
short, I hate you!
Here, on the ass of the world, there are 15 degrees during the day and no snow in sight. No
fir tree, no studs and no gingerbread.
Instead, here I can listen all day the crude jokes of two
Bavarian veterans: Jokreizkruzefixhimmiherrgottzeitnsaklzementgreizbirnbaamhollerstaudnglumbverrecktshimmiarschundzwirn!
But wait! If there is no snow, makes the astute engineer,
his snow stop yourself! What? You do not believe? But yes!
look:
What a clogged pipeline in a recycling plant can still be good .... can Yeah, maybe not real snow, but after 5 years in Japan is one reference to Christmas really grateful for any straw to which you cling.
So! And now kindly have a little pity on me! As you already marzipan stollen and other precious stuffs shit, I need to work. And at night I feel so boring that even I look at J-Porn with Mosaic! Oh horror! So far it has come .....
So: Had you well. Merry Christmas from the country without a Merry Christmas.
Hello my friends! (God, I've actually written the grad?)
I have heard that in Germany you have quite a lot of snow and
therefore have a white Christmas probably.
short, I hate you!
Here, on the ass of the world, there are 15 degrees during the day and no snow in sight. No
fir tree, no studs and no gingerbread.
Instead, here I can listen all day the crude jokes of two
Bavarian veterans: Jokreizkruzefixhimmiherrgottzeitnsaklzementgreizbirnbaamhollerstaudnglumbverrecktshimmiarschundzwirn!
But wait! If there is no snow, makes the astute engineer,
his snow stop yourself! What? You do not believe? But yes!
look:
What a clogged pipeline in a recycling plant can still be good .... can Yeah, maybe not real snow, but after 5 years in Japan is one reference to Christmas really grateful for any straw to which you cling.
So! And now kindly have a little pity on me! As you already marzipan stollen and other precious stuffs shit, I need to work. And at night I feel so boring that even I look at J-Porn with Mosaic! Oh horror! So far it has come .....
So: Had you well. Merry Christmas from the country without a Merry Christmas.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
What Does A Temp Of 96.5 In A Baby Mean?
Bediene dich deines Verstandes - auch im Supermarkt
every individual should be aware that upon entering a supermarket, the fraud goes off even from us: Fruit and vegetables are among farbbrillanzförderndem Tungsten, meat is packed with oxygen, individual products are made of flimsy reasons offered particularly good value, cheese turns out to be something very different pack sizes and formulations to be changed, "improved".
In France (yes, that means the country which claims itself to have the best cuisine in the world) it is even allowed to blow artificial fragrances above so-called fresh food counters in the air.
The desperate consumers are rightly asks: What should I buy? What should I eat? Is this good for my children?
But help is near: first, there are classically the BMELV , the Federal Ministry of Food, Agriculture and Consumer Protection. Here, however, a little caution, Ms. Aigner but not quite so hard at the thing, when it came to enforcing the food traffic light. In cooperation with the Ministry offers aid (the unpromising title "land-and home-economic analysis and information service" is apparently no longer used) various advisory and training programs about nutrition, for example, you can order on the website a list of additives permitted by law (the famous E's).
And of course: foodwatch . A private consumer organization, which functions among other things, the noble ideal that consumers are not helpless in the lobbying. Its founder, former Greenpeace activist Thilo Bode, in September, the book "The Counterfeiters Food" was published, which is suitable for a deeper introduction to the subject very well.
But the best protection against the high spirits of the groups is still to do his homework. Those who simply takes the time (who thinks he would not have any, should reconsider his priorities again), to deal with food, and if only a brief look at the ingredients list and Nutrition Facts that will quickly find that children in bars is no milk in it. And even vanishingly little calf liver in liver sausage. That "with improved recipe" at best, not just a new packaging design comes along, but also a hefty price increase. In the worse case, a few more additives have been hineingepanscht.
The customer must be a treudoof lamb, the fully packed to Muzak (another trick) will-the shopping cart with products that do not really buy it, let alone eat wants. He only has eyes and ears open to keep a bit and realize that it's not about customer satisfaction, but about revenue.
every individual should be aware that upon entering a supermarket, the fraud goes off even from us: Fruit and vegetables are among farbbrillanzförderndem Tungsten, meat is packed with oxygen, individual products are made of flimsy reasons offered particularly good value, cheese turns out to be something very different pack sizes and formulations to be changed, "improved".
In France (yes, that means the country which claims itself to have the best cuisine in the world) it is even allowed to blow artificial fragrances above so-called fresh food counters in the air.
The desperate consumers are rightly asks: What should I buy? What should I eat? Is this good for my children?
But help is near: first, there are classically the BMELV , the Federal Ministry of Food, Agriculture and Consumer Protection. Here, however, a little caution, Ms. Aigner but not quite so hard at the thing, when it came to enforcing the food traffic light. In cooperation with the Ministry offers aid (the unpromising title "land-and home-economic analysis and information service" is apparently no longer used) various advisory and training programs about nutrition, for example, you can order on the website a list of additives permitted by law (the famous E's).
And of course: foodwatch . A private consumer organization, which functions among other things, the noble ideal that consumers are not helpless in the lobbying. Its founder, former Greenpeace activist Thilo Bode, in September, the book "The Counterfeiters Food" was published, which is suitable for a deeper introduction to the subject very well.
But the best protection against the high spirits of the groups is still to do his homework. Those who simply takes the time (who thinks he would not have any, should reconsider his priorities again), to deal with food, and if only a brief look at the ingredients list and Nutrition Facts that will quickly find that children in bars is no milk in it. And even vanishingly little calf liver in liver sausage. That "with improved recipe" at best, not just a new packaging design comes along, but also a hefty price increase. In the worse case, a few more additives have been hineingepanscht.
The customer must be a treudoof lamb, the fully packed to Muzak (another trick) will-the shopping cart with products that do not really buy it, let alone eat wants. He only has eyes and ears open to keep a bit and realize that it's not about customer satisfaction, but about revenue.
Monday, December 13, 2010
Hip Tattoos And Pregnancy Before And After
Frau M. und der utopische Schüler
Every Tuesday morning I had a half hour treatment: from 8.15 bis 9.45 clock I sit in my teaching internship training seminar with Mrs. M. It is a bit like Scientology, only without the detector.
Mrs. M. is always in a pastel twin set, plus it combines dark, accurate reaching below the knee wool skirts and hair clips, which the Belarusian girl in my elementary school would have done justice. The worst is their we-are-all-a-family-and her smile Süßholzraspel voice, with which it makes clear to us without batting an eyelid, among other things, that it is a thesis paper, a case report, a scheme of articulation, and who knows what else required for this mini seminar.
The methods of their treatment plan is extensive, so I will mention only the highlights: for example, should we be Mozart (O-Ton Mrs. M.: "Since you can not go wrong") running through the room, relax while active and stop at the music tell our current man behind what we think about student motivation. Mrs M. happy
distributed small laminated colorful piggy with which they can form groups. The whole thing is of course wonderful for our Lessons apply, but take quite ten minutes for each pig to be chosen at all and found the group. In each
meeting they discussed briefly in dialogue with itself, what makes a good teacher. So far I am from these remarks yet realistic through the grapevine, as I think it makes sense for a little pop of an eight-grade students to the following to the head, "Could you refrain please, to stretch your legs into the aisle, I could fall over it." Otherwise, she always brings
teaching materials ("These are my favorite books that I can recommend especially") with, in the beautiful regularity vom Kurs verrissen werden, weil ihr Inhalt seichter ist als die Titel dumm: Kraftpaket für Referendare, timesaver and show-off, Powerworking für Lehrer, usw usf.
Ich glaube, sie denkt, alle Schüler wären absolut widerstandslose Zombies, die nur darauf warten, dass man sie mit Arbeitsblättern voller kleiner Häschen und Lämmchen belustigt, aber leider zieht das nicht mal mehr in der sechsten Klasse. Und Schüler sind auch nicht rund um die Uhr aufmerksam, quatschen ständig mit ihren Nachbarn und haben durchaus auch mal verdient, bestraft zu werden (bei Frau M. gibt´s nur "Ermutigungen"). Vermutlich haben sich Schüler bei ihr nie aufgelehnt, weil sie ihnen vorher das Hirn genauso weich gesäuselt is how she does it now with us.
A good but has my support group: I may or may not dozing in front of me and pictures with your eyes closed draw (so cold treatments) until it is then at 10.15 clock in Mrs. S. in developmental psychology really interesting and exhausting.
Every Tuesday morning I had a half hour treatment: from 8.15 bis 9.45 clock I sit in my teaching internship training seminar with Mrs. M. It is a bit like Scientology, only without the detector.
Mrs. M. is always in a pastel twin set, plus it combines dark, accurate reaching below the knee wool skirts and hair clips, which the Belarusian girl in my elementary school would have done justice. The worst is their we-are-all-a-family-and her smile Süßholzraspel voice, with which it makes clear to us without batting an eyelid, among other things, that it is a thesis paper, a case report, a scheme of articulation, and who knows what else required for this mini seminar.
The methods of their treatment plan is extensive, so I will mention only the highlights: for example, should we be Mozart (O-Ton Mrs. M.: "Since you can not go wrong") running through the room, relax while active and stop at the music tell our current man behind what we think about student motivation. Mrs M. happy
distributed small laminated colorful piggy with which they can form groups. The whole thing is of course wonderful for our Lessons apply, but take quite ten minutes for each pig to be chosen at all and found the group. In each
meeting they discussed briefly in dialogue with itself, what makes a good teacher. So far I am from these remarks yet realistic through the grapevine, as I think it makes sense for a little pop of an eight-grade students to the following to the head, "Could you refrain please, to stretch your legs into the aisle, I could fall over it." Otherwise, she always brings
teaching materials ("These are my favorite books that I can recommend especially") with, in the beautiful regularity vom Kurs verrissen werden, weil ihr Inhalt seichter ist als die Titel dumm: Kraftpaket für Referendare, timesaver and show-off, Powerworking für Lehrer, usw usf.
Ich glaube, sie denkt, alle Schüler wären absolut widerstandslose Zombies, die nur darauf warten, dass man sie mit Arbeitsblättern voller kleiner Häschen und Lämmchen belustigt, aber leider zieht das nicht mal mehr in der sechsten Klasse. Und Schüler sind auch nicht rund um die Uhr aufmerksam, quatschen ständig mit ihren Nachbarn und haben durchaus auch mal verdient, bestraft zu werden (bei Frau M. gibt´s nur "Ermutigungen"). Vermutlich haben sich Schüler bei ihr nie aufgelehnt, weil sie ihnen vorher das Hirn genauso weich gesäuselt is how she does it now with us.
A good but has my support group: I may or may not dozing in front of me and pictures with your eyes closed draw (so cold treatments) until it is then at 10.15 clock in Mrs. S. in developmental psychology really interesting and exhausting.
Finding The Relic Of Eternity In Sims 3
Last und Lust der digitalen Fotografie
weekend I was photographed by Henning with a digital compact camera and am doubly shocked. Not only the flash was too bright, no, at that very moment, I realized that I am the only person now that I know who still shooting in analog. Last year I had even sent him some movies for his birthday and a year later I am no longer on celluloid, sondern auf einen Chip gebannt. Das hat mich ein bisschen traurig gemacht.
Generell macht mich die Tatsache, dass die digitale Fotografie die analoge verdrängt, ein bisschen traurig. Mit sechs Jahren bekam ich meine erste eigene Kamera, ein "Touri-Teil" (durchgucken, draufdrücken) von Canon. Anfangs habe ich mich noch frei am Filmvorrat meiner Eltern im Kühlschrank bedienen dürfen, musste aber angesichts des steigenden Konsums schnell mein Taschengeld berappen, was die Lust am Fotografieren jedoch nicht eingedämmt hat.
Acht Jahre später dann, als wir schon nach Seelscheid umgezogen waren, hat mein Vater eines schönen Tages beschlossen, das Dachfenster des Badezimmers über der Garage abzukleben, den Beseler to get out of the cellar and set up a darkroom. After he had me inaugurated within a short time in the art of image making, I moved from the main house from the room above the garage and while my father gradually again lost the desire to Beseler, I hit my adolescent nights in the darkroom to ears to the next morning tired and stinking of sulfur to waver in the school. I left my money at Foto Gregor in Cologne stock up to me with filters, paper, films, chemicals and lamps. The vast amounts of material, I deposited in my room, furniture anyway I had hardly because I needed the space for photos on the walls.
On my 18th Birthday I was asked by my father if I would rather a car or a camera, so I was finally able to enjoy a really good own camera. Until then, I had only the greatest of caution incantations, the cameras may use my father, but from that day I accompanied my FM 3A at every turn and I was very much in love.
Love has let up a little with the years, but the desire has not changed: I'm sure her a few times, become unfaithful and have the digital cameras of friends tried. But I was never satisfied.
Digitalfotogragie course has advantages, it is undisputed (for example, there would be fewer Images in this blog), but what it lacks above all is truth: first,
can make any idiot now a photo because the camera by the trip anyway to wish all sets itself. The result is that one is flooded with absolutely inconsequential, meaningless images, just as social networks constitute a good platform.
Secondly, you do not have to worry more about image composition, lighting, filters, etc: instead of 36 attempts have been endless and if an image does not like it, it will just be deleted again. Or you edited it. Who needs a filter if there is Photoshop? Third
missing a digital image longevity. Since photography was invented in 1830, is not clear how long negatives are really tough. But it is clear that good-bye as my hard drive in the beautiful regular intervals of two and a half years. Something similar happens to my CDs.
It is much more beautiful, carefully insert an appropriate film for light and opportunity to take time, a motive to choose a section to change the perspective to change the circumstances, to play with light. Once you have captured some thirty small moments, one can distinguish details that huge landscapes emerge from tiny negatives and give other people a bit in the hand, show things .
A well- photographed and carefully honed image is at least something for a lifetime. In addition, a time just printed out digital photo looks pretty pale.
weekend I was photographed by Henning with a digital compact camera and am doubly shocked. Not only the flash was too bright, no, at that very moment, I realized that I am the only person now that I know who still shooting in analog. Last year I had even sent him some movies for his birthday and a year later I am no longer on celluloid, sondern auf einen Chip gebannt. Das hat mich ein bisschen traurig gemacht.
Generell macht mich die Tatsache, dass die digitale Fotografie die analoge verdrängt, ein bisschen traurig. Mit sechs Jahren bekam ich meine erste eigene Kamera, ein "Touri-Teil" (durchgucken, draufdrücken) von Canon. Anfangs habe ich mich noch frei am Filmvorrat meiner Eltern im Kühlschrank bedienen dürfen, musste aber angesichts des steigenden Konsums schnell mein Taschengeld berappen, was die Lust am Fotografieren jedoch nicht eingedämmt hat.
Acht Jahre später dann, als wir schon nach Seelscheid umgezogen waren, hat mein Vater eines schönen Tages beschlossen, das Dachfenster des Badezimmers über der Garage abzukleben, den Beseler to get out of the cellar and set up a darkroom. After he had me inaugurated within a short time in the art of image making, I moved from the main house from the room above the garage and while my father gradually again lost the desire to Beseler, I hit my adolescent nights in the darkroom to ears to the next morning tired and stinking of sulfur to waver in the school. I left my money at Foto Gregor in Cologne stock up to me with filters, paper, films, chemicals and lamps. The vast amounts of material, I deposited in my room, furniture anyway I had hardly because I needed the space for photos on the walls.
On my 18th Birthday I was asked by my father if I would rather a car or a camera, so I was finally able to enjoy a really good own camera. Until then, I had only the greatest of caution incantations, the cameras may use my father, but from that day I accompanied my FM 3A at every turn and I was very much in love.
Love has let up a little with the years, but the desire has not changed: I'm sure her a few times, become unfaithful and have the digital cameras of friends tried. But I was never satisfied.
Digitalfotogragie course has advantages, it is undisputed (for example, there would be fewer Images in this blog), but what it lacks above all is truth: first,
can make any idiot now a photo because the camera by the trip anyway to wish all sets itself. The result is that one is flooded with absolutely inconsequential, meaningless images, just as social networks constitute a good platform.
Secondly, you do not have to worry more about image composition, lighting, filters, etc: instead of 36 attempts have been endless and if an image does not like it, it will just be deleted again. Or you edited it. Who needs a filter if there is Photoshop? Third
missing a digital image longevity. Since photography was invented in 1830, is not clear how long negatives are really tough. But it is clear that good-bye as my hard drive in the beautiful regular intervals of two and a half years. Something similar happens to my CDs.
It is much more beautiful, carefully insert an appropriate film for light and opportunity to take time, a motive to choose a section to change the perspective to change the circumstances, to play with light. Once you have captured some thirty small moments, one can distinguish details that huge landscapes emerge from tiny negatives and give other people a bit in the hand, show things .
A well- photographed and carefully honed image is at least something for a lifetime. In addition, a time just printed out digital photo looks pretty pale.
Hanae Mori Like Flowerbomb
Nimm mich mit auf die Reise......
Sorry guys, long time nothing happened here.
reason: I'm looooong business trip. to get Bin
in Minami Kyushu, near Kumamoto,
to there until the end of a recycling plant to the
running. Christmas falls well from this year ....
photos and impressions will follow soon. And of course there soon
die Nummer 6 der Top 10.
Gehabt euch wohl.
Sorry guys, long time nothing happened here.
reason: I'm looooong business trip. to get Bin
in Minami Kyushu, near Kumamoto,
to there until the end of a recycling plant to the
running. Christmas falls well from this year ....
photos and impressions will follow soon. And of course there soon
die Nummer 6 der Top 10.
Gehabt euch wohl.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Does Temporary Id Work To Buy Alcohol
Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 5
Jaha, ganz boeses Zeug. Currysuppe mit Nudeln (so ne Art dicke Spaghetti) und noch ein schoenes Schnitzel obendrauf. Herrlich! Aber Vorsicht, das Zeug macht schneller suechtig als Meth und Marihuna zusammen!
Dann haette ich noch Dim Sum (chinesische Teigtaschen) anzubieten. So eine Art Pirrogen, nur leckerer. Auch gut ist die kleinere Variante, die Gyoosa. Die Dinger gibt es in tausenden Varianten. I was once at a restaurant because they had 2000! Variations on the map. Yes, that was a very large map. Preferably with a bit of munching sweet chili sauce. Yummy!
I never thought in life that I'm going to eat raw fish and even worse, too, still like it! Even Mama's notorious Fischpampefilet of igloo made me angry every time push open. But who once tried sashimi or sushi, to whom it happened. I personally prefer sashimi, the gooey rice the sushi disturbs only the finished flavor. A bit of wasabi in the soy sauce and get going! Yummy!
I could go on for pages here now, so delicious is the Japanese food. There would be Ramen, a noodle soup that really exist in thousands, delicious variations. Or okonomiyaki, the delicious Japanese pancakes. But that would take too long. It's best to come here and just tried the stuff myself. So, if the euro is again a bit more stable, I mean of course. At the moment, good for the wipe so just to the rear ......
note's note: As always, the author is not liable for: (! Of cooking, her piglets) Because obesity run away partner, calluses on the hands, the renovation of your kitchen and curses your mom that you now constantly begging for Japanese food .... denne
Up!
Nach den Unkenrufen vom letzten Mal, geht's heute endlich mit was vernuenftigem weiter. Nein, auch heute gibt es keine nackten Weiber! Mensch, was ist denn los mit euch? Das ist hier ein ordentlicher Blog! Hier gibt es fast keine Schweinereien! So, genug davon. Geht nochmal auf's Klo, setzt euch gemuetlich hin und lasst euch von mir verwoehnen. Heute gehts naemlich ums Essen. Nach Sex meine zweitliebste Beschaeftigung.
Ich bin immer davon ausgegangen, das ich in Japan ordentlich abnehme, oder mindestens nicht zunehme, bei dem ganzen Glibberfischkram, den die hier fressen. Jaha, da kannte ich noch keinen "Katsu Curry Udon":
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| Das Zeug hat mich mindestens 10 Kilo "weitergebracht"... |
Jaha, ganz boeses Zeug. Currysuppe mit Nudeln (so ne Art dicke Spaghetti) und noch ein schoenes Schnitzel obendrauf. Herrlich! Aber Vorsicht, das Zeug macht schneller suechtig als Meth und Marihuna zusammen!
Dann haette ich noch Dim Sum (chinesische Teigtaschen) anzubieten. So eine Art Pirrogen, nur leckerer. Auch gut ist die kleinere Variante, die Gyoosa. Die Dinger gibt es in tausenden Varianten. I was once at a restaurant because they had 2000! Variations on the map. Yes, that was a very large map. Preferably with a bit of munching sweet chili sauce. Yummy!
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| Dim Sum. Sounds kind of dirty and is dirty and delicious! |
I never thought in life that I'm going to eat raw fish and even worse, too, still like it! Even Mama's notorious Fischpampefilet of igloo made me angry every time push open. But who once tried sashimi or sushi, to whom it happened. I personally prefer sashimi, the gooey rice the sushi disturbs only the finished flavor. A bit of wasabi in the soy sauce and get going! Yummy!
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| sashimi. Not exactly cheap, but a pleasure, even for the eye. |
I could go on for pages here now, so delicious is the Japanese food. There would be Ramen, a noodle soup that really exist in thousands, delicious variations. Or okonomiyaki, the delicious Japanese pancakes. But that would take too long. It's best to come here and just tried the stuff myself. So, if the euro is again a bit more stable, I mean of course. At the moment, good for the wipe so just to the rear ......
note's note: As always, the author is not liable for: (! Of cooking, her piglets) Because obesity run away partner, calluses on the hands, the renovation of your kitchen and curses your mom that you now constantly begging for Japanese food .... denne
Up!
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Do You Get Aroused When Getting A Brazilian Wax
Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 4
Today I again had such a Tokyo beauty next to me on the train. Leopard heels, leopard miniskirt and leopard scarf. But cute. Unfortunately, they smelled from the neck like a leopard. Is not a problem because women having sex anyway to shut up. Man, would have known if I match their stuff einen Leopardenstri.......... Aber das ist eine andere Geschichte. Lasst uns lieber zur Nr. 4 in meiner Top 10 kommen:
4
Yes! She is number 4! What? That you do not like? I believe you kidding you want? But no! Be happy at all but I use a 4, because here in Japan it is implemented together with the 9 as Unglueckszahl. For example there are many skyscrapers that no fourth Floor have. Yes, there is then not easy! Done! After the 3rd then comes the 5th Stock! Jaha! What is between? I can not tell you. Top secret. If you give away flowers, you should also avoid using it 4 and 9-combinations. What did it mean? The 4 is called in Japanese depending on the counting mode "Yon" or "shi". Now is "shi" but the word death / Tot very similar. For example, "Shinda" which means dead, or "Shinsha," which means dead. And yet no one wants something, right?
So, logically, there is no 4 in my top 10 Since I'm a fully pissed off ....... uupsalla, always write this error .......... I mean of course: adapted Gaijin am and was assimilated by the Japanese company full, you'll have to have it Verstaendis. And if not, I do not even care ...... denne
Up.
Today I again had such a Tokyo beauty next to me on the train. Leopard heels, leopard miniskirt and leopard scarf. But cute. Unfortunately, they smelled from the neck like a leopard. Is not a problem because women having sex anyway to shut up. Man, would have known if I match their stuff einen Leopardenstri.......... Aber das ist eine andere Geschichte. Lasst uns lieber zur Nr. 4 in meiner Top 10 kommen:
4
Yes! She is number 4! What? That you do not like? I believe you kidding you want? But no! Be happy at all but I use a 4, because here in Japan it is implemented together with the 9 as Unglueckszahl. For example there are many skyscrapers that no fourth Floor have. Yes, there is then not easy! Done! After the 3rd then comes the 5th Stock! Jaha! What is between? I can not tell you. Top secret. If you give away flowers, you should also avoid using it 4 and 9-combinations. What did it mean? The 4 is called in Japanese depending on the counting mode "Yon" or "shi". Now is "shi" but the word death / Tot very similar. For example, "Shinda" which means dead, or "Shinsha," which means dead. And yet no one wants something, right?
So, logically, there is no 4 in my top 10 Since I'm a fully pissed off ....... uupsalla, always write this error .......... I mean of course: adapted Gaijin am and was assimilated by the Japanese company full, you'll have to have it Verstaendis. And if not, I do not even care ...... denne
Up.
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Instructions On Bum Waxing
Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 3
yah! Again, no women!
Hey, there are more important! Like Al Bundy always said
"Women come and go, but your shit house that is!"
And so now married my absolute No. 3 (actually 1, but I do not have to admit that a toilet in my miserable life could be the most important ....):
Tata! As is my treasure! First of looks quite normal, but significantly more than your stupid pot. As if for the first time a remote control:
misleading, eh? Do not worry, be under the front bezel of course even more Buttons, just as you hear. Finally, you really have to play during a long meeting was. But be careful! Buttons could execute some unpleasant actions! No, no ejection seat, you moron! But there are extra buttons for example, can girls, so that when the man is not even home, the first properly ausbrausen Mumu ....
My pot has a SD card slot so you can hear a) his favorite music, or b) use different sounds to prevent the Pupstroeten. We very popular Elefantentroeten or "La Cucaracha". So if you ever visited us are, and hears an elephant roar, no, no zoo is next door but one of us has grad properly einen abgegast.
Aber damit nicht getan. Nein. Mein Pott ist so schlau, wenn ich stehend pinkeln will, hebt er sanft Deckel und Brille an, drehe ich mich dann, um doch im Sitzen zu pinkeln (so wie immer...), klappt der Deckel wieder runter. Wie erkennt der das bloss? Gesichterkennung? Ne, glaub ich nicht! Wo es doch grad hier in J jede Menge Arschgesichter gibt. Ausserdem muss man nicht mehr abziehen. Der Pott erkennt von selbst, ob man nur Pipi gemacht hat, oder eine 3 kg Schnecke ins Klo gebombt hat. Toll was?
Naja, trotzdem gibt es noch Raum fuer Verbesserungen, denn das hier passiert auch auf japanischen Toiletten:
Auch das hier gibt es bisher nur in J-Porn oder in feuchten Traeumen:
So, jetzt aber genug von dem (im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes) Scheiss.
Bis bald......
yah! Again, no women!
Hey, there are more important! Like Al Bundy always said
"Women come and go, but your shit house that is!"
And so now married my absolute No. 3 (actually 1, but I do not have to admit that a toilet in my miserable life could be the most important ....):
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| Inax Satis Asteo |
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| command center |
My pot has a SD card slot so you can hear a) his favorite music, or b) use different sounds to prevent the Pupstroeten. We very popular Elefantentroeten or "La Cucaracha". So if you ever visited us are, and hears an elephant roar, no, no zoo is next door but one of us has grad properly einen abgegast.
Aber damit nicht getan. Nein. Mein Pott ist so schlau, wenn ich stehend pinkeln will, hebt er sanft Deckel und Brille an, drehe ich mich dann, um doch im Sitzen zu pinkeln (so wie immer...), klappt der Deckel wieder runter. Wie erkennt der das bloss? Gesichterkennung? Ne, glaub ich nicht! Wo es doch grad hier in J jede Menge Arschgesichter gibt. Ausserdem muss man nicht mehr abziehen. Der Pott erkennt von selbst, ob man nur Pipi gemacht hat, oder eine 3 kg Schnecke ins Klo gebombt hat. Toll was?
Naja, trotzdem gibt es noch Raum fuer Verbesserungen, denn das hier passiert auch auf japanischen Toiletten:
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| Uups...... |
Auch das hier gibt es bisher nur in J-Porn oder in feuchten Traeumen:
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| Aber holla! Du willst mir doch nicht etwa in den Biber beissen? |
So, jetzt aber genug von dem (im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes) Scheiss.
Bis bald......
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Fake High School Community Service Hours
Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 2
Na toll! Da hab ich mir ja wieder was eingehandelt!
Haette ich nicht Top 5 schreiben koennen? Selbst das waere schon schwierig genug.....
Immer dieses Gejammer. Genug davon! Auf gehts!
Hier ist the number 2 in my top 10:
No, not the Fuji San, the Shinkansen, of course!
Who is criss-crossed the road in Japan, is in no way around it, often times use the Shinkansen. I myself am so 2-3 times a week at Nozomi (fastest Shinkansen) on the road. In most cases, or Shin Osaka to Nagoya. There is nothing better. Basta!
I know whereof I speak. On my numerous business trips to Germany I have learned one thing: never take the train! Take NEN car, traveling by motorbike, hitch, or with the Fahrrad, alles besser als sich auf die Deutsche Bahn zu verlassen! Die haben es bisher immer noch geschafft mich herbe zu enttaeuschen. Ob Verspaetungen, zugefrorene Scheisshaeuser, versiffte Abteile, nicht vorhandene reservierte Plaetze, Totalausfaelle, maulende Schaffner und Fahrgaeste, ich hab alles schon durch. Meistens in Kombination.
Gibt es sowas auch beim Shinkansen? Nein! Verspaetung? Noch NIE gehabt. Und ich bin locker 50.000km im Jahr mit der Bahn unterwegs! Dreck? Unfreundliches Personal? NIE! Irgendwelche Probleme mit Reservierungen oder Fahrkarten? Nein. Ehrlich!
Ich liebe den Shinkansen! Sauber, genug Platz fuer meine Quanten und immer zuverlaessig. Und selbst wenn man mal den Zug verpasst, no subject is more than 10 minutes later guaranteed the next. Lovely! And all this since 1964 without a fatal accident. 5 years ago an earthquake has shaken a Nozomi from the track (the first time!) And not even since it came to personal injury.
How do the Japanese, but where there is otherwise in the business a mess? Through the use and enjoyment! Yes! That's right! The Japanese are proud of her job at the track. And because it would run without the Shinkansen in Japan there is just more lies JR also massive money into the issue, and for all the work is more than enough people, in contrast to the DB, which is saved on every corner. Except to the manager of course contents .......
Had you well. Stay tuned ..... stoned ...... uh .....
Na toll! Da hab ich mir ja wieder was eingehandelt!
Haette ich nicht Top 5 schreiben koennen? Selbst das waere schon schwierig genug.....
Immer dieses Gejammer. Genug davon! Auf gehts!
Hier ist the number 2 in my top 10:
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| Shinkansen front of Fuji San |
Who is criss-crossed the road in Japan, is in no way around it, often times use the Shinkansen. I myself am so 2-3 times a week at Nozomi (fastest Shinkansen) on the road. In most cases, or Shin Osaka to Nagoya. There is nothing better. Basta!
I know whereof I speak. On my numerous business trips to Germany I have learned one thing: never take the train! Take NEN car, traveling by motorbike, hitch, or with the Fahrrad, alles besser als sich auf die Deutsche Bahn zu verlassen! Die haben es bisher immer noch geschafft mich herbe zu enttaeuschen. Ob Verspaetungen, zugefrorene Scheisshaeuser, versiffte Abteile, nicht vorhandene reservierte Plaetze, Totalausfaelle, maulende Schaffner und Fahrgaeste, ich hab alles schon durch. Meistens in Kombination.
Gibt es sowas auch beim Shinkansen? Nein! Verspaetung? Noch NIE gehabt. Und ich bin locker 50.000km im Jahr mit der Bahn unterwegs! Dreck? Unfreundliches Personal? NIE! Irgendwelche Probleme mit Reservierungen oder Fahrkarten? Nein. Ehrlich!
Ich liebe den Shinkansen! Sauber, genug Platz fuer meine Quanten und immer zuverlaessig. Und selbst wenn man mal den Zug verpasst, no subject is more than 10 minutes later guaranteed the next. Lovely! And all this since 1964 without a fatal accident. 5 years ago an earthquake has shaken a Nozomi from the track (the first time!) And not even since it came to personal injury.
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| The Cleaning fleet waits for the application. |
How do the Japanese, but where there is otherwise in the business a mess? Through the use and enjoyment! Yes! That's right! The Japanese are proud of her job at the track. And because it would run without the Shinkansen in Japan there is just more lies JR also massive money into the issue, and for all the work is more than enough people, in contrast to the DB, which is saved on every corner. Except to the manager of course contents .......
Had you well. Stay tuned ..... stoned ...... uh .....
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Fsx Best Boeing Payware
Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 1
Good morning my friends!
Sure you have expected after my last entry, I serve you here now a Japanese bitch after another. But no! Kindly googling yourself! Hint: Give time "Tokyo topless" one. Caution! So many prejudices could tip over there! No, this here is my blog and I decide what is good and what not! In addition, one should pick the best indeed to the end ......
deserve In my very personal top 10 first place clearly someone who is 5 years since my constant companion and helped me through so many hard times. Namely here:
Yes exactly. Haruki Murakami. What? Whom you do not know? Shame on you! His books include the best that has produced the modern literature. I have read them all. All! Even those who officially does not exist in German (This again a big thank you to Mrs. Wonde by the Mori-Ogai Memorial in Berlin).
The comic is: When I noch in Deutschland gelebt habe, kannte ich Murakamis Buecher noch nicht. Erst als mir hier in Japan bei meiner "Warterei" auf Arbeit fast die Decke auf den Kopf gefallen ist, bin ich los in einen Buchshop, der auch einige deutsche Buecher im Angebot hatte und hab mir den Waelzer "Kafka am Strand" gekauft. War ein Sonderangebot. Erst eher uninteressiert, zog mich die Geschichte um den Ausreisser Kafka immer mehr in den Bann. Ich konnte nicht mehr aufhoeren zu lesen.
Nach beendeter Lektuere von "Kafka am Strand", bin ich los in den Buchladen und hab praktisch deren kompletten Murakamibestand aufgekauft. Neben "Kafka" zaehlen "Mister Aufziehvogel" und "Hardboiled Wonderland und das Ende der Welt" zu meinen Favoriten, aber auch der vor Unglueck only as laden with romance "Naoko's smile" has moved me hard. Murakami's short stories I like, but they are more of a "snack" for in between. appear until the next novel.
Sure, his latest and most successful work, "1q84" I have already read, oh what, swallowed up in a train. A masterpiece, but still it is not, I think of "Kafka" and "The Wind" approach. But who knows, maybe "weave to" the threads in the upcoming "1q84, the 3rd book" a little. I for one, can hardly wait.
Yes, since her surprise, eh? The Coolio looks not just Rambo, Chuck Norris and J-Porn (though mostly ....) but also reads accurate, real books! But now, I give you a little time you recover from this shock. Until next .......
Good morning my friends!
Sure you have expected after my last entry, I serve you here now a Japanese bitch after another. But no! Kindly googling yourself! Hint: Give time "Tokyo topless" one. Caution! So many prejudices could tip over there! No, this here is my blog and I decide what is good and what not! In addition, one should pick the best indeed to the end ......
deserve In my very personal top 10 first place clearly someone who is 5 years since my constant companion and helped me through so many hard times. Namely here:
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| Haruki Murakami |
The comic is: When I noch in Deutschland gelebt habe, kannte ich Murakamis Buecher noch nicht. Erst als mir hier in Japan bei meiner "Warterei" auf Arbeit fast die Decke auf den Kopf gefallen ist, bin ich los in einen Buchshop, der auch einige deutsche Buecher im Angebot hatte und hab mir den Waelzer "Kafka am Strand" gekauft. War ein Sonderangebot. Erst eher uninteressiert, zog mich die Geschichte um den Ausreisser Kafka immer mehr in den Bann. Ich konnte nicht mehr aufhoeren zu lesen.
Nach beendeter Lektuere von "Kafka am Strand", bin ich los in den Buchladen und hab praktisch deren kompletten Murakamibestand aufgekauft. Neben "Kafka" zaehlen "Mister Aufziehvogel" und "Hardboiled Wonderland und das Ende der Welt" zu meinen Favoriten, aber auch der vor Unglueck only as laden with romance "Naoko's smile" has moved me hard. Murakami's short stories I like, but they are more of a "snack" for in between. appear until the next novel.
Sure, his latest and most successful work, "1q84" I have already read, oh what, swallowed up in a train. A masterpiece, but still it is not, I think of "Kafka" and "The Wind" approach. But who knows, maybe "weave to" the threads in the upcoming "1q84, the 3rd book" a little. I for one, can hardly wait.
Yes, since her surprise, eh? The Coolio looks not just Rambo, Chuck Norris and J-Porn (though mostly ....) but also reads accurate, real books! But now, I give you a little time you recover from this shock. Until next .......
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Gute Vorsaetze? Drauf geschissen!
So! That's enough!
Rumgemeckere After all that, I'll tell you something now about the beautiful side of Japan's.
You think I want you kidding? Never!
you think, now he is totally freaked out? Never ...... ........ Well maybe a little bit.
But no! It was true! Japan has it very bad and
you going to still pop ...... ....... sauf holiday to Bulgaria!
you ashamed! Double Ugh!
Instead of the Gold Coast for 15 euros a Currywurst Pommes white / blue to eat, koenntet ihr ja auch nach Japan kommen und hier endlich mal was vernuenftiges mampfen. Oder so. Was? Der Euro/Yenkurs ist im Augenblick scheisse? Ja ist das vielleicht meine Schuld? ICH fahre ein japanisches Auto und hab nen japanischen Fernseher und auch noch ein japanisches Klo, das mir allerfeinst den Hintern trockenfoent und dazu "Sekai de hitori dake no hana" traellert. Aber ihr, ihr muesst ja unbedingt rumaenische Autos, koreanische Fernseher und die Liebe von russischen Nutt......Frauen kaufen! Ausserdem koenntet ihr hier billig eure uebrigen Yen in Dollar umtauschen und auf den naechsten Krieg......aeh .....auf den naechsten Aufschwung in den USA warten. He, der Obama macht das schon! We can do it! Jaha, but we will not do it .......
Also you are much closer to world events here! If master porn glasses and his bastard freak out, you can experience it first hand. What? Fear of nuclear bombs? People, if you read my blog, but you are always already contaminated total! We also had a nice first day back earthquakes. No, not strawberries, you moron! Earthquake! That should have absolutely seen it!
No, seriously, I've made absolutely seriously, you finally get the beautiful side of Japan closer. Not even a thought, the stupid Noiman is my friend. And by that I mean of course not only this page, you piglets:
So! Been well with you. And always nice to be hands over the blanket!
So! That's enough!
Rumgemeckere After all that, I'll tell you something now about the beautiful side of Japan's.
You think I want you kidding? Never!
you think, now he is totally freaked out? Never ...... ........ Well maybe a little bit.
But no! It was true! Japan has it very bad and
you going to still pop ...... ....... sauf holiday to Bulgaria!
you ashamed! Double Ugh!
Instead of the Gold Coast for 15 euros a Currywurst Pommes white / blue to eat, koenntet ihr ja auch nach Japan kommen und hier endlich mal was vernuenftiges mampfen. Oder so. Was? Der Euro/Yenkurs ist im Augenblick scheisse? Ja ist das vielleicht meine Schuld? ICH fahre ein japanisches Auto und hab nen japanischen Fernseher und auch noch ein japanisches Klo, das mir allerfeinst den Hintern trockenfoent und dazu "Sekai de hitori dake no hana" traellert. Aber ihr, ihr muesst ja unbedingt rumaenische Autos, koreanische Fernseher und die Liebe von russischen Nutt......Frauen kaufen! Ausserdem koenntet ihr hier billig eure uebrigen Yen in Dollar umtauschen und auf den naechsten Krieg......aeh .....auf den naechsten Aufschwung in den USA warten. He, der Obama macht das schon! We can do it! Jaha, but we will not do it .......
Also you are much closer to world events here! If master porn glasses and his bastard freak out, you can experience it first hand. What? Fear of nuclear bombs? People, if you read my blog, but you are always already contaminated total! We also had a nice first day back earthquakes. No, not strawberries, you moron! Earthquake! That should have absolutely seen it!
No, seriously, I've made absolutely seriously, you finally get the beautiful side of Japan closer. Not even a thought, the stupid Noiman is my friend. And by that I mean of course not only this page, you piglets:
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| The godness herself: Haruka Ayase |
So! Been well with you. And always nice to be hands over the blanket!
Sunday, November 28, 2010
How Does Hard Wax Work
Abgesang zum 5. Jahrestag......
Hurrah! Today I am on the day exactly 5 years here in Japan!
Or should it be better called:
Hurrah! Despite all efforts from the Japanese side, I'm still not completely shot!
Jaha, dear reader. Nippon five years. One thing first: five years Japan can be hell, or heaven on earth. Nothing in between. Speak to you the one not always! What does it for me? Hahahaha! Lest you a little into the matter, then you know it.
As I climbed 5 years ago in the Duesseldorf Jumbo by British Airways, I did not know quite what to expect. Sure, I was several times to leave and fuck ..... uh ........ to visit friends in Tokyo, but that with the real life in this city not only in the slightest something in common. Of course I expected no samurai and geishas (subconscious, "Have you DOOOOOCH, have you dooooch!"). Man, keep you up out of there! anyway everything is your fault! If you interfere, I look up again the whole week mosaic porn! Yes, the one with the wheelchair user too!
Uh ....... where was I stopped?
Very well, my Expectations of life here has been dampened in the holidays. Tokyo is ugly, loud, and yes, it's dirty. When I drove the first time by bus from Narita to Shinjuku, I thought, "Boy, here it looks just like shit in Blade Runner, only that it does not rain!" The rain came later ....
Well, are freeways everywhere ugly, I thought. Well, until I was in the city. All sorts of styles, mostly ugly, are durcheinandergewuerfelt. City planning, it seems to be no. Of course, if you're running for a few weeks with the camera around, there is always something to discover great, new. But if you live here for a few years, it becomes really annoying. Nowhere hat man seine Ruhe. Und wenn man dann einen Flecken Natur in Tokyo findet, rennen dort garantiert schon 20 Leute mit ihren alles vollkackenden Minikoetern herum. Und je kleiner der Hund desto lauter und laenger bellt er herum. Hm, im Tierreich gelten scheinbar aehnliche Gesetze.......
Na und? Werdet ihr sagen? Fahren wir halt auf's Land! Bwahahaha! Ihr lernt es auch noch! Ein kleiner Tip: Falls ihr mit dem Zug aufs Land fahrt, schlaft am besten sofort ein! Der Blick auf die haesslichen Haueser oder auf zubetonierte Berghaenge am Streckenrand wird euch nur die Vorfreude versauen. Wenn ihr dann auf dem "Land" angekommen seid, werdet ihr feststellen, das ALLE Bahnhoefe und das Drumherum auf dem "Land" gleich beschissen aussehen. Wetten ihr findet only an impressive building in Bahnhofsnaehe? Yep, the local Pachinkobude. In most cases, a grotesquely ugly palace. Yes, yes, but since it came so because of the "XY-stamp" and the "ABC" lake, as at least semi Tokyo too! Forget it! Check out the pictures on the net, and have a cup of green tea to Japan then you have more traditional than it is in real! You want to try it anyway? Ok, but I have warned you!
On the way to the "sights", you fall to the many dilapidated houses. Because do not save on corrugated iron and plastic panels that are apparently only in 2 versions: Rusty and / or scruffy. But, is it really that bad in the "high tech land" Japan.
Ja, es gibt ein paar schoene Haeuser, aber direkt nebenan ist entweder eine Fabrik, eine vergammelte Wellblechbude, oder ein Bumshotel. Wetten? Naja, wenn ihr in Rumaenien, Polen oder einigen Gegenden im Ruhrgebiet geboren seit, wird es euch vielleicht nicht ganz so auffallen.
An der "Sehenswuerdigkeit" angekommen, heisst es erstmal Schlange stehen. Wenn ihr so bloed wart und im Auto gekommen seid, gleich zweimal. Wenn ihr dann endlich im "XY-Tempel" angekommen seid, werdet ihr enttaeuscht feststellen, das es dort genau so gammelig aussieht. Gab es vor 500 Jahren eigentlich schon Sichtbeton? Und nein, so etwas gibt es in Deutschland nicht! Ich kenne KEINE Kirche, an der draussen ein riesiger rostiger Feuermelderkasten is, or when present in any Luecke any buckets, baskets, bicycle frames, or some other rusty shit was inserted. Basta!
But fear not, you have still have the pure nature, "ABC-See" before you. And you may finally breathe fresh air. STOP! As could fill up her fresh air when the Japanese not had a urge every inch zuzubetonieren of the shore with roads, plus a few auesserst ugly bridge crossing the lake and finished the "recreation opportunity" On the way to the lake her in a spotless cab from mountain sides covered with concrete and broke previous, now totally disintegrating love hotels over. Ahhh, nature .... Ok, everything is even better than Tokyo. Now you can watch -wie mindestens halb Tokyo auch- auf das letzte nicht betonierte und/oder von Hunden zugepisste/zugeschissene Stueck Ufer setzen und auf das oelige Wasser hinausschauen. Um den Eindruck von der herrlichen japanischen Kultur noch zu verstaerken, solltet ihr euch im gammeligen Laden am Bahnhof noch ein pampiges Obento kaufen (Keine Angst, die Kueche sieht bestimmt viiiel sauberer aus. Ehrlich.....) und es euch am Seeufer reinschaufeln. Falls dann nicht alle paar Sekunden eine Gruppe Bosozokus mit ihren bruellend lauten Mopeds um den See eiern, oder eine Gruppe Hobbyfotografen auf der Jagd nach der letzten nicht fotografierten Bluete, euch ihre meterlangen Ojektive sonstwo hineindruecken, koennt ihr euren Ausflug an den See vielleicht noch geniessen. Aber nur, falls ihr nicht back to work next week in Tokyo thinks. But that's another story .......
note's note: This story relates only to the Greater Tokyo / Yokohama. Of course there are also beautiful spots in Japan. Definitely. Somewhere ......
Hurrah! Today I am on the day exactly 5 years here in Japan!
Or should it be better called:
Hurrah! Despite all efforts from the Japanese side, I'm still not completely shot!
Jaha, dear reader. Nippon five years. One thing first: five years Japan can be hell, or heaven on earth. Nothing in between. Speak to you the one not always! What does it for me? Hahahaha! Lest you a little into the matter, then you know it.
As I climbed 5 years ago in the Duesseldorf Jumbo by British Airways, I did not know quite what to expect. Sure, I was several times to leave and fuck ..... uh ........ to visit friends in Tokyo, but that with the real life in this city not only in the slightest something in common. Of course I expected no samurai and geishas (subconscious, "Have you DOOOOOCH, have you dooooch!"). Man, keep you up out of there! anyway everything is your fault! If you interfere, I look up again the whole week mosaic porn! Yes, the one with the wheelchair user too!
Uh ....... where was I stopped?
Very well, my Expectations of life here has been dampened in the holidays. Tokyo is ugly, loud, and yes, it's dirty. When I drove the first time by bus from Narita to Shinjuku, I thought, "Boy, here it looks just like shit in Blade Runner, only that it does not rain!" The rain came later ....
Well, are freeways everywhere ugly, I thought. Well, until I was in the city. All sorts of styles, mostly ugly, are durcheinandergewuerfelt. City planning, it seems to be no. Of course, if you're running for a few weeks with the camera around, there is always something to discover great, new. But if you live here for a few years, it becomes really annoying. Nowhere hat man seine Ruhe. Und wenn man dann einen Flecken Natur in Tokyo findet, rennen dort garantiert schon 20 Leute mit ihren alles vollkackenden Minikoetern herum. Und je kleiner der Hund desto lauter und laenger bellt er herum. Hm, im Tierreich gelten scheinbar aehnliche Gesetze.......
Na und? Werdet ihr sagen? Fahren wir halt auf's Land! Bwahahaha! Ihr lernt es auch noch! Ein kleiner Tip: Falls ihr mit dem Zug aufs Land fahrt, schlaft am besten sofort ein! Der Blick auf die haesslichen Haueser oder auf zubetonierte Berghaenge am Streckenrand wird euch nur die Vorfreude versauen. Wenn ihr dann auf dem "Land" angekommen seid, werdet ihr feststellen, das ALLE Bahnhoefe und das Drumherum auf dem "Land" gleich beschissen aussehen. Wetten ihr findet only an impressive building in Bahnhofsnaehe? Yep, the local Pachinkobude. In most cases, a grotesquely ugly palace. Yes, yes, but since it came so because of the "XY-stamp" and the "ABC" lake, as at least semi Tokyo too! Forget it! Check out the pictures on the net, and have a cup of green tea to Japan then you have more traditional than it is in real! You want to try it anyway? Ok, but I have warned you!
On the way to the "sights", you fall to the many dilapidated houses. Because do not save on corrugated iron and plastic panels that are apparently only in 2 versions: Rusty and / or scruffy. But, is it really that bad in the "high tech land" Japan.
Ja, es gibt ein paar schoene Haeuser, aber direkt nebenan ist entweder eine Fabrik, eine vergammelte Wellblechbude, oder ein Bumshotel. Wetten? Naja, wenn ihr in Rumaenien, Polen oder einigen Gegenden im Ruhrgebiet geboren seit, wird es euch vielleicht nicht ganz so auffallen.
An der "Sehenswuerdigkeit" angekommen, heisst es erstmal Schlange stehen. Wenn ihr so bloed wart und im Auto gekommen seid, gleich zweimal. Wenn ihr dann endlich im "XY-Tempel" angekommen seid, werdet ihr enttaeuscht feststellen, das es dort genau so gammelig aussieht. Gab es vor 500 Jahren eigentlich schon Sichtbeton? Und nein, so etwas gibt es in Deutschland nicht! Ich kenne KEINE Kirche, an der draussen ein riesiger rostiger Feuermelderkasten is, or when present in any Luecke any buckets, baskets, bicycle frames, or some other rusty shit was inserted. Basta!
But fear not, you have still have the pure nature, "ABC-See" before you. And you may finally breathe fresh air. STOP! As could fill up her fresh air when the Japanese not had a urge every inch zuzubetonieren of the shore with roads, plus a few auesserst ugly bridge crossing the lake and finished the "recreation opportunity" On the way to the lake her in a spotless cab from mountain sides covered with concrete and broke previous, now totally disintegrating love hotels over. Ahhh, nature .... Ok, everything is even better than Tokyo. Now you can watch -wie mindestens halb Tokyo auch- auf das letzte nicht betonierte und/oder von Hunden zugepisste/zugeschissene Stueck Ufer setzen und auf das oelige Wasser hinausschauen. Um den Eindruck von der herrlichen japanischen Kultur noch zu verstaerken, solltet ihr euch im gammeligen Laden am Bahnhof noch ein pampiges Obento kaufen (Keine Angst, die Kueche sieht bestimmt viiiel sauberer aus. Ehrlich.....) und es euch am Seeufer reinschaufeln. Falls dann nicht alle paar Sekunden eine Gruppe Bosozokus mit ihren bruellend lauten Mopeds um den See eiern, oder eine Gruppe Hobbyfotografen auf der Jagd nach der letzten nicht fotografierten Bluete, euch ihre meterlangen Ojektive sonstwo hineindruecken, koennt ihr euren Ausflug an den See vielleicht noch geniessen. Aber nur, falls ihr nicht back to work next week in Tokyo thinks. But that's another story .......
note's note: This story relates only to the Greater Tokyo / Yokohama. Of course there are also beautiful spots in Japan. Definitely. Somewhere ......
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Up Altitude Paragliding
Ohne Moos nix los (Teil soundso).....
Well, now he is not yet built, the giant icebreaker Aurora Borealis. See also: http://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/technik/0, 1518,728801,00 html
And that's just because he is expected to cost 400 million euros instead of those now 800th. Pfft, Peanuts! It would have the matter can also cheaper. If you had asked me to break with my experience of the masses, I would have gladly made available and would have broken the ice around the vessel. Jo!
Well, you might have to ask a still a few other countries for support, just as Bulgaria, Romania and Belgium. Although I of course, just like you, totally understand why those developing nations have an interest in exploring the Arctic. No, not yet. I not understand!
is pushing this case, one of the enormous importance of this acquisition, in view of the climate crisis (if she did indeed exist) to, but almost by itself. Jaja is certainly there bigger problems in Europe, such a snore nose countries such as Greece and Ireland, for example with many hundreds of billions to want to help out the mess. Why burn ihr das Geld nicht gleich? Oder schickt es mir?
Ich wuerde mir damit dann auch taeglich meinen Hintern abputzen. Und ich hab einen grossen Hintern...
Hier in Japan gibt es nicht so ein Gejammer um die Kohle, wie bei euch verweichlichten Turnbeutelvergessern! Japan ist bald pleite, die pro Kopfverschuldung ist die mit Abstand hoechste der Welt, japanische Firmen gehen mit einer solchen Geschwindigkeit pleite, das nicht mal Quelle, Karstadt, Infineon, Qimonda und sonstige deutsche Pleitegeier mitkommen wuerden. Scheissegal! Wir bauen trotzdem einen so absolut unsinnigen Scheiss wie den Skytree in Tokyo! Nein, wir brauchen das Teil nicht wirklich, aber wo kommen wir denn da hin, wenn praktisch jedes Schwellenland build bigger towers than we are! Costs but only 60 billion yen (voraussichtlich!).
But I see a course that we need another altitude restaurant, where a beer costs then probably 10 €. Because I would rather go right to the brothel! Maintenance are some of you objected, but the thing is mainly as a television and mobile phone antenna thought! Pffft, I have cable TV and my Keitai works exceedingly well, even without that thing! Well, but it looks good already, the Tokyo Sky Tree. Godzilla comes up, the old Tokyo Tower torn from its moorings, and thus cuts down the Sky Tree ........
Well, now he is not yet built, the giant icebreaker Aurora Borealis. See also: http://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/technik/0, 1518,728801,00 html
And that's just because he is expected to cost 400 million euros instead of those now 800th. Pfft, Peanuts! It would have the matter can also cheaper. If you had asked me to break with my experience of the masses, I would have gladly made available and would have broken the ice around the vessel. Jo!
Well, you might have to ask a still a few other countries for support, just as Bulgaria, Romania and Belgium. Although I of course, just like you, totally understand why those developing nations have an interest in exploring the Arctic. No, not yet. I not understand!
is pushing this case, one of the enormous importance of this acquisition, in view of the climate crisis (if she did indeed exist) to, but almost by itself. Jaja is certainly there bigger problems in Europe, such a snore nose countries such as Greece and Ireland, for example with many hundreds of billions to want to help out the mess. Why burn ihr das Geld nicht gleich? Oder schickt es mir?
Ich wuerde mir damit dann auch taeglich meinen Hintern abputzen. Und ich hab einen grossen Hintern...
Hier in Japan gibt es nicht so ein Gejammer um die Kohle, wie bei euch verweichlichten Turnbeutelvergessern! Japan ist bald pleite, die pro Kopfverschuldung ist die mit Abstand hoechste der Welt, japanische Firmen gehen mit einer solchen Geschwindigkeit pleite, das nicht mal Quelle, Karstadt, Infineon, Qimonda und sonstige deutsche Pleitegeier mitkommen wuerden. Scheissegal! Wir bauen trotzdem einen so absolut unsinnigen Scheiss wie den Skytree in Tokyo! Nein, wir brauchen das Teil nicht wirklich, aber wo kommen wir denn da hin, wenn praktisch jedes Schwellenland build bigger towers than we are! Costs but only 60 billion yen (voraussichtlich!).
But I see a course that we need another altitude restaurant, where a beer costs then probably 10 €. Because I would rather go right to the brothel! Maintenance are some of you objected, but the thing is mainly as a television and mobile phone antenna thought! Pffft, I have cable TV and my Keitai works exceedingly well, even without that thing! Well, but it looks good already, the Tokyo Sky Tree. Godzilla comes up, the old Tokyo Tower torn from its moorings, and thus cuts down the Sky Tree ........
Body Fortress Super Advanced Creatineresults
It's all a matter of marketing
Somehow today probably have any back, changed for me is not relevant media prices, their owners. This initially congratulations to all nominees, which had fortunately sent away empty. You now have at least enough room in the cabinet for any other debris bunkering. For example, space for a book that, for image reasons is always excellent in cabinet gaps and suggests not been read to the viewers intelligence. Or space for such a picture of your family in sham, happy pose for which you can spend no time, because you work 15 hours a day trying to write to your mindless series. ... Greetings from the Stelle an die Autoren von "Desperate housewifes & Lost"...
Somehow today probably have any back, changed for me is not relevant media prices, their owners. This initially congratulations to all nominees, which had fortunately sent away empty. You now have at least enough room in the cabinet for any other debris bunkering. For example, space for a book that, for image reasons is always excellent in cabinet gaps and suggests not been read to the viewers intelligence. Or space for such a picture of your family in sham, happy pose for which you can spend no time, because you work 15 hours a day trying to write to your mindless series. ... Greetings from the Stelle an die Autoren von "Desperate housewifes & Lost"...
Umso mehr freut es mich dennoch, dass der Medienpreis an eine Serie ging, welche aus animierten Knetfiguren lustige Kurzgeschichten & Anekdoten eines Schafes erzählt. Mit Knetfiguren macht man eben Knete und mit Schafen eben Wolle.
Ich persönlich finde das Schaf auch irgendwie gut. Vielleicht sogar lustig. ...vielleicht gewährt man dem Schaf einst einen Gastauftritt bei Bauer sucht Frau...so als Prominenten special "Shaun das Schaf".
Das wäre doppelt lustig, zumal ein Schaf das eigentlich nicht sprechen kann, die Grammatik & den Ausdruck could optimize the program by 350%. Level increasing, or at least holding constant level quasi. That would be unthinkable, because the gross audience would be overwhelmed strictly.
I think farms and sheep are currently being incredibly polarizing. The people from the metropolitan areas simply want to be informed about what happened in the country. They want to know what is bread and where it comes from. Want to know what the machine which is always hooting and raving must overrun because they use ausnahmensweise times the highway. And they want to see real grain, which was not filled to the coffers of big discount stores in small bottles.
Well .... wherever the slip rates through me, the misery of other statistics are less interested. My stats for this year is backed by outstanding ... and even unadulterated.
I think you can see a trend.
I hereby would like to conclude by thanking you for reading ... so & click ... even if you are not doing if you abbrecht that, I can make my what else do such a great, except my blog to read?
Sunday, November 21, 2010
How To Make The Globe Theatre From Thick Paper
Andere Laender, andere Sitten....
Think about times following situation: You are a slave
(selling products) in einem ........ na, sagen wir mal Schnellimbiss in Deutschland. Hinein kommt ein Kollege mit Immigrationshintergrund. Lasst mich ihn der Einfachheit halber Ali nennen. Also, Ali bestellt seine gebratenen Kamelhoden mit doppelt Mayo, du bereitest das Zeug angewidert zu und drueckst ihm die Tuete in die Hand. Hier, 8 Euro fuffzich! Ali ist deutlich verstimmt: „Ey horsch mal Alder, wo isse denn meine Gabel, du Arsch?“ Dem entgegnest du ueberaus freundlich: „Warum? In deiner Heimat frisst du die Scheisse doch auch mit den Haenden! Gabel gibbet nich. Fertich!“
Ueber die folgende, am naechsten Morgen evtl. in eurem staedtischen Kaeseblatt, erscheinende, schwere Untat wollen wir jetzt mal kein Wort verlieren. Ich glaube you understand what's going as good enough.
Ok. Another country, another city, other people:
I buy in combining NEN Fertigramen (noodle soup) and slippers to the cash register. The very friendly cashier asks me whether to make the snot hot, I say, "Yes" and she pressed my fork and spoon made of plastic in his hand. Maintenance, fork and spoon? How the hell am I to get to the fork and spoon the damn noodles from the vat? So I ask as friendly as possible after chopsticks. Your answer: "Hehe, I just thought as a foreigner, you can not eat with chopsticks, hihi!" My counter-question: "Ah, that's interesting! If now comes in a Japanese curry and rice buys, but he gets a spoon, or "you" Yes, normal "I:" Well, well, even though you usually devour everything with chopsticks, so the Japanese would get quite a spoon Of course, right? .... Why "you
:" Uh uh ......... ....... ....... oeh excuse, hehe "
Well, what to do. ? It is
kawaiiiiii, so I will not ausboxen her eyes.
Just for better understanding: The whole conversation ran from start to
off in Japanese! That reminds me just what on?
good. Same country, different city, another victim: The good
LongDong (editor's name is known) strode in motorcycle clothes to the cashier of the local "Depato" and wants to pay for his purchases. The Depato has its own parking garage, so you get to show your parking ticket a parking voucher. The most zealous cashier holds so such a park voucher into the air and wave it as an imaginary steering wheel toward the front of the face completely baffled LongDong and forth and make this "hum, hum?" What we probably would have Ali in the first section to said, or what weapons he would have used for his rampage?
What the hell is this? In the beginning I have always dismissed the "authentic Japanese experience," but I can not and will not anymore! Yes actually think that all foreigners stupid are you? And above all, my local cluster table lamp knows me for about 5 years! All temporary employees know me and know where I can speak Japanese to some extent. Nevertheless, I constantly get the fork and / or spoon wrapped up, because I'm too stupid for the well to eat with chopsticks! After 5 years of practice!
GSD is not everywhere the same logic. Imagine that each in Roppongi towed a bitch would explain only long and wide, wherever you want it but please put the Schniedelwutz. The case is completely without words. Why can not everywhere be the same? With the same
Of course?
Yeah, will you again think of Coolio. Stir over any dead bugs! But what would you think as if you'll continuously treated like idiots? So, outside of your company, I mean ........
Exactly the same is with the damned: "Ooooh, Nihongo wa desu ne jouzu" (Oh, your Japanese is good, what?) That you get here for any halfway to hear in Japanese Baby herausgeroechelte question! Only to then respond in a "waterfall Japanese. A German colleague, who ekes out for 20 years in Nippon his miserable existence, sent me mal erklaert: „Erst wenn sie dich nicht mehr auf dein gutes Japanisch anlabern, dann ist es wirklich gut!“ Tja, wie es aussieht, lebe ich noch nicht lange genug hier. Oder ich nehme die falschen Drogen.......
Think about times following situation: You are a slave
(selling products) in einem ........ na, sagen wir mal Schnellimbiss in Deutschland. Hinein kommt ein Kollege mit Immigrationshintergrund. Lasst mich ihn der Einfachheit halber Ali nennen. Also, Ali bestellt seine gebratenen Kamelhoden mit doppelt Mayo, du bereitest das Zeug angewidert zu und drueckst ihm die Tuete in die Hand. Hier, 8 Euro fuffzich! Ali ist deutlich verstimmt: „Ey horsch mal Alder, wo isse denn meine Gabel, du Arsch?“ Dem entgegnest du ueberaus freundlich: „Warum? In deiner Heimat frisst du die Scheisse doch auch mit den Haenden! Gabel gibbet nich. Fertich!“
Ueber die folgende, am naechsten Morgen evtl. in eurem staedtischen Kaeseblatt, erscheinende, schwere Untat wollen wir jetzt mal kein Wort verlieren. Ich glaube you understand what's going as good enough.
Ok. Another country, another city, other people:
I buy in combining NEN Fertigramen (noodle soup) and slippers to the cash register. The very friendly cashier asks me whether to make the snot hot, I say, "Yes" and she pressed my fork and spoon made of plastic in his hand. Maintenance, fork and spoon? How the hell am I to get to the fork and spoon the damn noodles from the vat? So I ask as friendly as possible after chopsticks. Your answer: "Hehe, I just thought as a foreigner, you can not eat with chopsticks, hihi!" My counter-question: "Ah, that's interesting! If now comes in a Japanese curry and rice buys, but he gets a spoon, or "you" Yes, normal "I:" Well, well, even though you usually devour everything with chopsticks, so the Japanese would get quite a spoon Of course, right? .... Why "you
:" Uh uh ......... ....... ....... oeh excuse, hehe "
Well, what to do. ? It is
kawaiiiiii, so I will not ausboxen her eyes.
Just for better understanding: The whole conversation ran from start to
off in Japanese! That reminds me just what on?
good. Same country, different city, another victim: The good
LongDong (editor's name is known) strode in motorcycle clothes to the cashier of the local "Depato" and wants to pay for his purchases. The Depato has its own parking garage, so you get to show your parking ticket a parking voucher. The most zealous cashier holds so such a park voucher into the air and wave it as an imaginary steering wheel toward the front of the face completely baffled LongDong and forth and make this "hum, hum?" What we probably would have Ali in the first section to said, or what weapons he would have used for his rampage?
What the hell is this? In the beginning I have always dismissed the "authentic Japanese experience," but I can not and will not anymore! Yes actually think that all foreigners stupid are you? And above all, my local cluster table lamp knows me for about 5 years! All temporary employees know me and know where I can speak Japanese to some extent. Nevertheless, I constantly get the fork and / or spoon wrapped up, because I'm too stupid for the well to eat with chopsticks! After 5 years of practice!
|
| Yes, exactly! Exactly what we're for the Japanese! Idiot! |
GSD is not everywhere the same logic. Imagine that each in Roppongi towed a bitch would explain only long and wide, wherever you want it but please put the Schniedelwutz. The case is completely without words. Why can not everywhere be the same? With the same
Of course?
Yeah, will you again think of Coolio. Stir over any dead bugs! But what would you think as if you'll continuously treated like idiots? So, outside of your company, I mean ........
Exactly the same is with the damned: "Ooooh, Nihongo wa desu ne jouzu" (Oh, your Japanese is good, what?) That you get here for any halfway to hear in Japanese Baby herausgeroechelte question! Only to then respond in a "waterfall Japanese. A German colleague, who ekes out for 20 years in Nippon his miserable existence, sent me mal erklaert: „Erst wenn sie dich nicht mehr auf dein gutes Japanisch anlabern, dann ist es wirklich gut!“ Tja, wie es aussieht, lebe ich noch nicht lange genug hier. Oder ich nehme die falschen Drogen.......
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Remove Cigarette Smoke Smell Fast
BJ Party Set! Wtf???
Ok, BK=Burger King. Aber BJ Party set????
Gut, vielleicht ist das BJ ja auch ein Druckfehler, dann aber ein gewaltiger!
Und wenn's stimmt? Also, den Party BJ nehm ich! Den Burger koennen sie behalten.....
Ok, BK=Burger King. Aber BJ Party set????
Gut, vielleicht ist das BJ ja auch ein Druckfehler, dann aber ein gewaltiger!
Und wenn's stimmt? Also, den Party BJ nehm ich! Den Burger koennen sie behalten.....
Monday, November 15, 2010
Anyone Like Nylon Feet
Und es war Sommer........
Meine Schulter faengt langsam an, wie ein Tarnueberzug auszusehen.
Was mich an der ganzen Sache am meisten aergert, sind nicht die paar
Kratzer an mir und am Moped, sondern I now defenseless and helpless
the fender benders have delivered to the stations. And probably quite believe
safe for several days or even Wochen.Naja must hold back my old briefcase
it. The ....... with steel corners
But I stray again from ..........
in Tokyo and probably the rest of Japan, there are really only two real seasons
: Too hot and too cold. Comfortable temperatures are
not here. Basta! Do not be fooled by the cherry blossom and
Herbstblaettergeglotzescheiss. That's what the Japanese
so grad to have the impression at all, it would actually
4 seasons are present, as in "normal" countries.
Man kann diese meine Behauptung ganz leicht nachpruefen: Wenn man
im Sommer irgendwo reinkommt, sagt garantiert Jemand: "Atsui desu neeee?"
(Heiss heute, was?) oder halt im Winter "Samui desu neeee?" (Kalt heute,
was?). Dazwischen gibts nix! Punktum!
Das heisst: Ob es nun zu warm oder zu kalt ist, interessiert keinen.
Im Fruehling werden die Sommerklamotten rausgeholt, im Herbst
die nach Mottenkugeln stinkenden Winterklamotten. Das gleiche gilt
fuer's Heizen. Waehrend draussen noch ertraegliche 17 Grad herrschen,
dreht meine Frau die Heizung schon auf volle Kanne. Japanische Frauen
kennen eh nur zwei Betriebszustaende bei Heizungen und Klimaanlagen:
blue or red on or off.
It really is not surprising. Instead of something sensibly warm to put on,
run most women only obenrum thick around bundled up.
So really, with Poncho (cutting edge fashion in Tokyo!), Scarf, wool hat,
Ohrenwaermern and thick gloves. But untenrum gibts then:
miniskirt, fishnets and high heels. If the one of you understands
please try me in as simple words to explain .....
Up denne .......
Meine Schulter faengt langsam an, wie ein Tarnueberzug auszusehen.
Was mich an der ganzen Sache am meisten aergert, sind nicht die paar
Kratzer an mir und am Moped, sondern I now defenseless and helpless
the fender benders have delivered to the stations. And probably quite believe
safe for several days or even Wochen.Naja must hold back my old briefcase
it. The ....... with steel corners
But I stray again from ..........
in Tokyo and probably the rest of Japan, there are really only two real seasons
: Too hot and too cold. Comfortable temperatures are
not here. Basta! Do not be fooled by the cherry blossom and
Herbstblaettergeglotzescheiss. That's what the Japanese
so grad to have the impression at all, it would actually
4 seasons are present, as in "normal" countries.
Man kann diese meine Behauptung ganz leicht nachpruefen: Wenn man
im Sommer irgendwo reinkommt, sagt garantiert Jemand: "Atsui desu neeee?"
(Heiss heute, was?) oder halt im Winter "Samui desu neeee?" (Kalt heute,
was?). Dazwischen gibts nix! Punktum!
Das heisst: Ob es nun zu warm oder zu kalt ist, interessiert keinen.
Im Fruehling werden die Sommerklamotten rausgeholt, im Herbst
die nach Mottenkugeln stinkenden Winterklamotten. Das gleiche gilt
fuer's Heizen. Waehrend draussen noch ertraegliche 17 Grad herrschen,
dreht meine Frau die Heizung schon auf volle Kanne. Japanische Frauen
kennen eh nur zwei Betriebszustaende bei Heizungen und Klimaanlagen:
blue or red on or off.
It really is not surprising. Instead of something sensibly warm to put on,
run most women only obenrum thick around bundled up.
So really, with Poncho (cutting edge fashion in Tokyo!), Scarf, wool hat,
Ohrenwaermern and thick gloves. But untenrum gibts then:
miniskirt, fishnets and high heels. If the one of you understands
please try me in as simple words to explain .....
Up denne .......
Sunday, November 14, 2010
When Will My Cervix Drop Before Menstration
Wenn die Heizer kommen und total aufdrehn (explixit Version)....
(no, not leather caught her piglets ....) Big Buddy eel as a first,
but since my life has ere treated always preferred
100 meters into the next paddy field, it leaves dabei ein ordentliche
Einflugschneise und kommt mit beiden Raedern wieder auf die Erde.
Sogar der Staender war ausgeklappt!
Naja, also um ehrlich zu sein: Ganz so ist es dann doch nicht abgelaufen.
Auf unserer Tour durch Chiba's Flachland, sehe ich aus dem Augenwinkel
das Big Aal leichte Probleme mit der naechsten Kurve hat,
aber locker durchkommt. Ich bremse an, bin schon so auf 40 runter,
komme aber auf die (in Japan IMMER) dreckige
Bankette und mein Vorderrad rutscht weg. Ich hab gleich gemerkt, da geht
nix mehr, hab mich abgerollt und hab das Moped fliegen lassen. War im
Nachhinein wohl die beste Entscheidung. Ich war relativ schnell wieder auf
den Legs. Short time nachgegrapscht whether everything is still at it and waved back
my colleagues.
My scooter is a few meters above the asphalt and then slipped
lying on a slope to come. At first glance
was not much broken. Pulling out was not, so off to the next house.
A little old Obasan opens the door, our whining stop for a small
to cool and then answers: ". Oh, no problem here lies down on a constantly
the face!" After vegeblichem experiment, the cart by rope pull up,
Grandma had achieved a brilliant idea: "Oh, I'll call time on my Breakdown
The drag me here also the whole time from the boonies."
And thanks to Big eel! Do you care about touching me!
with regular shoulder pain we went off to the ferry and finally
house. Summary: moped has a few scratches. Nix was not
could dressing again. I do not need parts. I myself have a properly
sprained shoulder, a few small scratches and broken ne jacket.
Here again the advice: Never travel without a protector clothes!
If I would have not worn it ..........
Up denne ........
ouch, ouch!
I'm actually always makes it my biker buddy (no, not leather caught her piglets ....) Big Buddy eel as a first,
but since my life has ere treated always preferred
I am at our last exit down in the face.
Yes, you read correctly, the great samurai biker has wrecked his
moped!
Well, it was this: As we so hunt with 250 cases by the Japanese
Alps and I Gentle braking the next curve, I will burn up but
actually the front brake disc and I'll do a triple
screwed somersault , role elegantly from me and I'm of course immediately after
Samuraiart again. My bike is flying loose 100 meters into the next paddy field, it leaves dabei ein ordentliche
Einflugschneise und kommt mit beiden Raedern wieder auf die Erde.
Sogar der Staender war ausgeklappt!
Naja, also um ehrlich zu sein: Ganz so ist es dann doch nicht abgelaufen.
Auf unserer Tour durch Chiba's Flachland, sehe ich aus dem Augenwinkel
das Big Aal leichte Probleme mit der naechsten Kurve hat,
aber locker durchkommt. Ich bremse an, bin schon so auf 40 runter,
komme aber auf die (in Japan IMMER) dreckige
Bankette und mein Vorderrad rutscht weg. Ich hab gleich gemerkt, da geht
nix mehr, hab mich abgerollt und hab das Moped fliegen lassen. War im
Nachhinein wohl die beste Entscheidung. Ich war relativ schnell wieder auf
den Legs. Short time nachgegrapscht whether everything is still at it and waved back
my colleagues.
My scooter is a few meters above the asphalt and then slipped
lying on a slope to come. At first glance
was not much broken. Pulling out was not, so off to the next house.
A little old Obasan opens the door, our whining stop for a small
to cool and then answers: ". Oh, no problem here lies down on a constantly
the face!" After vegeblichem experiment, the cart by rope pull up,
Grandma had achieved a brilliant idea: "Oh, I'll call time on my Breakdown
The drag me here also the whole time from the boonies."
| |
| Big Al said what for? "You should ne 'Enduro now ...." |
said than done: After about 5 minutes later a tow truck with a crane, two pretty cool guys
jumped out, looked briefly and whoosh
was my moped on the street again. Thanks again, guys! That was great.
After Grandma had me missed the apple juice, it went even further
again. Even on the cool grandma again THANK YOU. Obasan rulez! And thanks to Big eel! Do you care about touching me!
| |
| back on the road |
with regular shoulder pain we went off to the ferry and finally
house. Summary: moped has a few scratches. Nix was not
could dressing again. I do not need parts. I myself have a properly
sprained shoulder, a few small scratches and broken ne jacket.
Here again the advice: Never travel without a protector clothes!
If I would have not worn it ..........
Up denne ........
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Fondant Recipe Cake Bos
Was nicht passt, wird passend gemacht.....
So, I have definitively determined the thickness of Japanese Anzuglaeden faxing!
Today I have my first suit at "Tailor4less" ordered!
Was actually quite simple: a few data entered
measure a little rant after measuring
on the Japanese "fat free" food, whip out credit card ready.
In 2 weeks I get my first "virtual" suit created by DHL.
If it does not fit, I usual set at least "only" 169 € in the sand
and not 800, like here in Tokyo.
I keep you updated .....
I were a stout Japanese
I could get my custom-made suits
probably for 300-400 €,
but for obvious foreigner is just all the same
twice as expensive! No, I can not scratch Squatting without me
knees and my gut feeling is actually quite normal
Arafo dimensions. (Arafo = = Around forty of forty).
I was tired of going to the shops and ALL SALES
immediately run to the toilet or take a lunch. No, not for the same reason as in Germany
(customer = Work = Kiss my ass),
but because they simply nothing here for me, except shoes.
Up to size 43 (28cm) are no problems. Everything about it
= Bwahahahaha! Good luck!
There are of course so stores like Costco, where one American
Groessen kaufen kann,
aber wer nicht unbedingt wie ein Redneck-Arschloch oder ein
Moechtegern-Gangsta aussehen will, wird dort eher nicht fuendig.
Im Grunde gibt es fuer normal gewachsene Auslaender nur folgende Meglicheiten:
1. Deine Mama kennt deine Groesse, kauft alles fuer dich bei HM ein und schickt es nach Nippon.
2. Du bist Expat und kannst deshalb so viel wie du willst zurueck nach D und dort einkaufen.
3. Du gehst im Sumoladen einkaufen. (Achtung: Nur Russen-Adidas-Fashion)
4. Du bist extrem vorsichtig mit den Klamotten die du eh' schon hast.
5. Du kaufst dir jeden Tag ein 2 Liter-Tetrapak Ansulikoer (Aprikose)
fuer ca. 8 Euro und saeufst as long as you up completely no matter what you wear
, or whether you're wearing anything at all.
All this of course also normal for grown women,
is only twice as bad. Do not worry, there are also melons bra,
'll just have her first tear out 10cm insulation ..... denne
Up!
So, I have definitively determined the thickness of Japanese Anzuglaeden faxing!
Today I have my first suit at "Tailor4less" ordered!
Was actually quite simple: a few data entered
measure a little rant after measuring
on the Japanese "fat free" food, whip out credit card ready.
In 2 weeks I get my first "virtual" suit created by DHL.
If it does not fit, I usual set at least "only" 169 € in the sand
and not 800, like here in Tokyo.
I keep you updated .....
I were a stout Japanese
I could get my custom-made suits
probably for 300-400 €,
but for obvious foreigner is just all the same
twice as expensive! No, I can not scratch Squatting without me
knees and my gut feeling is actually quite normal
Arafo dimensions. (Arafo = = Around forty of forty).
I was tired of going to the shops and ALL SALES
immediately run to the toilet or take a lunch. No, not for the same reason as in Germany
(customer = Work = Kiss my ass),
but because they simply nothing here for me, except shoes.
Up to size 43 (28cm) are no problems. Everything about it
= Bwahahahaha! Good luck!
There are of course so stores like Costco, where one American
Groessen kaufen kann,
aber wer nicht unbedingt wie ein Redneck-Arschloch oder ein
Moechtegern-Gangsta aussehen will, wird dort eher nicht fuendig.
Im Grunde gibt es fuer normal gewachsene Auslaender nur folgende Meglicheiten:
1. Deine Mama kennt deine Groesse, kauft alles fuer dich bei HM ein und schickt es nach Nippon.
2. Du bist Expat und kannst deshalb so viel wie du willst zurueck nach D und dort einkaufen.
3. Du gehst im Sumoladen einkaufen. (Achtung: Nur Russen-Adidas-Fashion)
4. Du bist extrem vorsichtig mit den Klamotten die du eh' schon hast.
5. Du kaufst dir jeden Tag ein 2 Liter-Tetrapak Ansulikoer (Aprikose)
fuer ca. 8 Euro und saeufst as long as you up completely no matter what you wear
, or whether you're wearing anything at all.
All this of course also normal for grown women,
is only twice as bad. Do not worry, there are also melons bra,
'll just have her first tear out 10cm insulation ..... denne
Up!
Friday, November 12, 2010
How To Make Slippers From Fondant
Wen interessiert das denn schon?
The title of this entry, I think once the atrocious film "A dip in the bowl"
(see: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ein_Sprung_in_der_Sch% C3% BCssel ) a. Hell, over some shit I could still laugh at that time. Back when my life was more carefree and free.
This and so many others Thoughts going through my head when I am called between the door and the sticky black paste, whether or salarymen, contrary to ride in the subway my daily hell. As so often, I feel it again today with one hand on my butt. Meanwhile, I've lost all hope and turn to me at first not to see who wants to be a nice piece today "Gaijin beef" taste. I've been disappointed too many times. I could not care fully
whether the hand of a young attractive woman, a "henna Obasan", or a type that no hope of advancement, floats of the flow towards the other side. No matter, let them have their fun. But I digress
again ab. Eigentlich wollte ich euch, meinen treuen Lesern, nur erzaehlen, das ich mich ab sofort aus der innigen Umarmung durch "Tabibito's Feed Radar" geloest habe. Ich kann mich einfach nicht mehr mit dem Rest der Schreiberlinge dort indentifizieren. Naja, ausser mit Big Aal vielleicht. Wenn ich dort die, oft in horrend schlechter Rechtschreibung, aus Onlinediensten abgeschriebenen Nachrichten und Berichte von vollkommen der japanischen Realitaet entrueckten "Kollegen" und besonders "Kolleginnen" lese, ueberkommt mich jedesmal das dringende Verlangen wild um mich zu schlagen, oder aber mindestens, meine Tastatur im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes zu erschlagen.
Da ich zwar ganz gut verdiene, aber mir trotzdem nicht staendig eine neue Tastatur oder buy new colleagues will, had this relationship be solved final. This has nothing whatsoever to do with Tabibito and / or its contributions. Quite the contrary: I belong to continue to its most loyal readers
and his link is at my home in 2nd Place in my home (Google.de).
So, dear friends (coming a little fawn must sometimes be .....), in case you were rude too continue in part, with words and insults of a questionable political opinion / belief ye leave harassment by early contributions and a little more want from the true life in the "Land of the Rising Sun" tells
you leave not feed on the "please Radar ", but just look at times and over.
Until then ........
The title of this entry, I think once the atrocious film "A dip in the bowl"
(see: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ein_Sprung_in_der_Sch% C3% BCssel ) a. Hell, over some shit I could still laugh at that time. Back when my life was more carefree and free.
This and so many others Thoughts going through my head when I am called between the door and the sticky black paste, whether or salarymen, contrary to ride in the subway my daily hell. As so often, I feel it again today with one hand on my butt. Meanwhile, I've lost all hope and turn to me at first not to see who wants to be a nice piece today "Gaijin beef" taste. I've been disappointed too many times. I could not care fully
whether the hand of a young attractive woman, a "henna Obasan", or a type that no hope of advancement, floats of the flow towards the other side. No matter, let them have their fun. But I digress
again ab. Eigentlich wollte ich euch, meinen treuen Lesern, nur erzaehlen, das ich mich ab sofort aus der innigen Umarmung durch "Tabibito's Feed Radar" geloest habe. Ich kann mich einfach nicht mehr mit dem Rest der Schreiberlinge dort indentifizieren. Naja, ausser mit Big Aal vielleicht. Wenn ich dort die, oft in horrend schlechter Rechtschreibung, aus Onlinediensten abgeschriebenen Nachrichten und Berichte von vollkommen der japanischen Realitaet entrueckten "Kollegen" und besonders "Kolleginnen" lese, ueberkommt mich jedesmal das dringende Verlangen wild um mich zu schlagen, oder aber mindestens, meine Tastatur im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes zu erschlagen.
Da ich zwar ganz gut verdiene, aber mir trotzdem nicht staendig eine neue Tastatur oder buy new colleagues will, had this relationship be solved final. This has nothing whatsoever to do with Tabibito and / or its contributions. Quite the contrary: I belong to continue to its most loyal readers
and his link is at my home in 2nd Place in my home (Google.de).
So, dear friends (coming a little fawn must sometimes be .....), in case you were rude too continue in part, with words and insults of a questionable political opinion / belief ye leave harassment by early contributions and a little more want from the true life in the "Land of the Rising Sun" tells
you leave not feed on the "please Radar ", but just look at times and over.
Until then ........
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Syphilis Clothes Wash
life is like Monopoly
driving is wonderful. Driving is fun. Driving is like Monopoly. Especially if you collect a ticket. The people at the clerk's office already write friendly letters, because if I can not buy already various roads. Conjoined top idea. Then I can park there free and build hotels and drag the "Go" always generous return on the money tap one.
driving is wonderful. Driving is fun. Driving is like Monopoly. Especially if you collect a ticket. The people at the clerk's office already write friendly letters, because if I can not buy already various roads. Conjoined top idea. Then I can park there free and build hotels and drag the "Go" always generous return on the money tap one.
Yes, my very dear readers, life is like Monopoly. Recently, I play too much but clearly associates with marked cubes. I dispute scent on board. I do now but also sausage, the main thing other people are making on the weekend just once 10 Miller to the ridiculous number sequence here -> 4 14 17 18 33 34 can
If every dip, but it is not because not every card pulls down an event defined on the same sequence of numbers is said. A plot.
I at least have in any event drew a rousing community card. I've parked wrong and would be punished. 35 silver cork does the fun. Thus, welcomes guests in Hamburg. Irritant. Maybe I would have to create a simple Christoph Ahlhaus Fanschaal on the rear shelf. Would have perhaps spared annoying expense. Now, it is definitely too late and I will be with a lovely Letter from the Hanseatic city served.
Hamburg will Beef? Hamburg gets ham.
Maybe I should try to buy all 4 stations and the water and energy work to get hold of. This should be done in principle, always at Monopoly. I would boycott the Hamburg train and first off water & electricity. Can they even watching as the same voltage and current without glitters. The HSV can also play in the dark because floodlights also precipitates. Is washed in the other principle, only in the Elbe. Showers can not anymore. But we need not, because smell temporarily Even then, als würde da regelmäßig geduscht werden.
Ausserdem hätten alle Radiostationen im gesamten Frequenzband Funkstille. Mir persönliche würde es primär gar nicht auffallen wenn kein Radiosender empfangbar wäre. Ich mein foltern kann man sich ja wohl auch anständiger lassen als 3948,73 mal am Tag Katy Perry beim Frauen anlecken zuzuhören und Lady Gaga ihr gestöhne auditiv zu visualisieren. Falls irgendwer von euch noch Radio hören sollte, was ich zwar äusserst streng bezweifle aber nicht ausschließe oder annähernd hoffe, dem sei gesagt, dass man auch wesentlich einfacher seine Gehirnzellen vernichten kann. Man schaut einfach Fernsehen oder liest Charlotte Roche.
In that sense, I hope this evening a Ergeiniskarte written on what is that all radio stations had to apply for bankruptcy .... unfortunately, the public service.
wish me luck in the draw card ...
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Kirkleagh Camping Grounds At Somerset Dam Qld
Hello again .... the second comeback ... BUT REALLY NOW!
filling the balloons with inert gas and blow their horns in dynamic sound that trumpet up. The major may be open now an Astra. The more affluent champagne. The less affluent may like to untwist the tap and pour in the water. But a cold, running costs have been increased. Warm water is there now no longer so more of it.
filling the balloons with inert gas and blow their horns in dynamic sound that trumpet up. The major may be open now an Astra. The more affluent champagne. The less affluent may like to untwist the tap and pour in the water. But a cold, running costs have been increased. Warm water is there now no longer so more of it.
Regardless, there is good news and reason to celebrate. My muse is back and lets his fingers glide over the keys again.
Finally! I can re-write sentences and use punctuation! How I missed that!
The world is still a place I suspect. Here to find your way is like math without a calculator. Even after my last post a year ago, I have to miss brave to say that I have still not figured the whole system. Do what I wrong?
Although, Actually I can not leave quite so. Since my metropolitan city has over such a large American coffee shop, the cosmopolitan life in my growing region in the immeasurable. Everywhere contains so neointelektuelle Literary with plastic glasses at the temporarily fashionable pop culture image to suck properly. I find that rather ...... um ..... somehow ..... uh ... shit. Yes. Shit I think it makes very good and right in the center of the rusty nail. The
own called independent authors sit at each table and drink from any grossly overpriced coffee image reasons for some crass cheaply produced coffee cups and tan in the light of the monotone shining apples that glow in the neck of the screen. Sounds cool. Each shows what he can afford on rates.
matter. It is autumn. I like autumn. Leaves fall from the trees and everything one does. Hopefully soon MTV & Viva. I know not whether I receive through my new digital TV system extraterrestrial always wrong somehow transmitted program content, or are the two stations really have much worse than last year?
my inner monologues question I answered with its own given "Yes".
good. I'm off for now. I have to eat to to survive.
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