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Was nicht passt, wird passend gemacht.....

So, I have definitively determined the thickness of Japanese Anzuglaeden faxing!
Today I have my first suit at "Tailor4less" ordered!
Was actually quite simple: a few data entered
measure a little rant after measuring
on the Japanese "fat free" food, whip out credit card ready.
In 2 weeks I get my first "virtual" suit created by DHL.
If it does not fit, I usual set at least "only" 169 € in the sand
and not 800, like here in Tokyo.
I keep you updated .....

I were a stout Japanese
I could get my custom-made suits
probably for 300-400 €,
but for obvious foreigner is just all the same
twice as expensive! No, I can not scratch Squatting without me
knees and my gut feeling is actually quite normal
Arafo dimensions. (Arafo = = Around forty of forty).

I was tired of going to the shops and ALL SALES
immediately run to the toilet or take a lunch. No, not for the same reason as in Germany
(customer = Work = Kiss my ass),
but because they simply nothing here for me, except shoes.
Up to size 43 (28cm) are no problems. Everything about it
= Bwahahahaha! Good luck!

There are of course so stores like Costco, where one American
Groessen kaufen kann,
aber wer nicht unbedingt wie ein Redneck-Arschloch oder ein
Moechtegern-Gangsta aussehen will, wird dort eher nicht fuendig.

Im Grunde gibt es fuer normal gewachsene Auslaender nur folgende Meglicheiten:

1. Deine Mama kennt deine Groesse, kauft alles fuer dich bei HM ein und schickt es nach Nippon.

2. Du bist Expat und kannst deshalb so viel wie du willst zurueck nach D und dort einkaufen.

3. Du gehst im Sumoladen einkaufen. (Achtung: Nur Russen-Adidas-Fashion)

4. Du bist extrem vorsichtig mit den Klamotten die du eh' schon hast.

5. Du kaufst dir jeden Tag ein 2 Liter-Tetrapak Ansulikoer (Aprikose)
fuer ca. 8 Euro und saeufst as long as you up completely no matter what you wear
, or whether you're wearing anything at all.

All this of course also normal for grown women,
is only twice as bad. Do not worry, there are also melons bra,
'll just have her first tear out 10cm insulation ..... denne

Up!