And again I am sitting in the airplane on the way to any "important" meeting in any city. And as always, I ask myself during the pilot pulls up the box, what would happen if such a guy once caught a bad day. I mean, I'm a great guy. No question. But I have a bad day and throw my bike into the ditch, or ride my neighbors when parking so much so in his proletarian-AMG, which one could find parts of the stupid truck for 2 streets away. You can not do anything. Happens. But what if something happens once NEM pilot? With me on board? I mean, as a former "Falli" or better "Auftitscher" I'm not worried about the jump out of the crashing, burning, or whatever plane, but makes the landing already worries me. Finally, do not always grad is a swamp on the spot, so one is in the Arnold Schwarzenegger in his movie "Commando" jumped. What does the Fim do not? Shame you!
Whatever. The best way I close my eyes and concentrate on nothing. That will not do you believe? Bwahahaha, after 5 years' living and working in Japan is the smallest one of my exercises. Well folks, here is my tip of the day: Before you learn Japanese inconvenient (it will be before you all respond in English .....), makes you appropriated rather a method for turning off the brain. This is vital. If you are arrived in Tokyo, respects in the subway look at the faces of various Salarimen. Yes, all of which have as a "Oh kiss my ass but in the" expression on his face. Yes! And many have this expression on his face all day, not a few even all of life ......
There are several ways: You can hold your breath while smiling (is not that easy, try it out!), After a certain time is an insufficient supply of the brain with oxygen, and you made it! Now since it was officially in the "Is me care less" mode. But be careful! After a few minutes you should breathe again. Well, or not. For another method, it is appropriate to stare for a few hours Japanese TV. No matter what, eh all the same Umaiiii, Kawaiiii, or whatever crap. Believe me, then you is all a shit, at least for a few hours. To refresh makes it look like the Japanese and concern you with a mobile phone One-Seg-TV, oder nehmt euch den Schrott fuer euer iPhone auf. Besitzer anderer Telefone haben hier in Japan eh schon den „Scheiss drauf“-Zustand erlangt, deshalb an dieser Stelle keine Empfehlung von mir.
Ich persoenlich bevorzuge diese Methode: Ich fuehre mir nochmal alle Stationen meines Lebens in Japan vor Augen. Wenn ich mich dann frage: „Was zum Teufel mache ich eigentlich hier?“ schliesse ich meine Augen, lege meinen „inneren Schalter“ um und schwupps, schon habe ich die hoechste Meditationsstufe erreicht, ich schwimme im Meer der Gleichgueltigkeit. Jawoll! Und nun: Schluss, aus, leckt mich doch alle am........
Bis denne.......
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