Friday, December 31, 2010

Real Life Big Booty Women

Akemashite omedetou gozaimasu!

Or "あけまし て おめでとうございます," just as you want.

Happy new year!

During her pee probably blue in the snow, I make myself
with family on the way to the shrine.
Nix was with a party and such. This morning at 7 came Jiji (father)
over to traditional with us outside in the garden with ice-cold sake
a toast the New Year. Was fuer eine schoene Tradition......
Nun ja, gehen wir halt leicht angesaeuselt in den Schrein. Macht nix.

2011

Was wird dieses Jahr bringen?

Fuer mich persoenlich einiges an grossen Veraenderungen.
Privat und beruflich. Naja wie sagte mein Opa schon:
"Junge, halt dich lieber gut fest! Das Leben ist eine Achterbahn."

Ich hoffe, ihr werdet euch alle an eure guten Vorsaetze halten.

Von mir auf jeden Fall nochmal alles Gute fuers neue Jahr.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Low Iron And Normal Heamoglobin

Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 6

Hallo Leute. Ich hoffe, ihr habt Weihnachten in Besinnlichkeit und Ruhe verbracht. Ich war praktisch alle 3 Tage dauerbesoffen. Anders laesst sich Weihnachten hier nicht ertragen. Ueberall in den Geschaeften laufen Weihnachtsbunnys rum und ueberall leiert "White Christmas". Als wenns die Amerikaner erfunden haetten...  Liebe Kinder, das ist jetzt vielleicht ein Schock fuer euch, aber Santa Claus gibts garnicht! Nein, der Typ heisst Nikolaus und kommt schon am 6. Dezember und bringt Geschenke. Zu Weihnachten kommt dann das Christkind und bringt noch mehr Geschenke. Ja, ist das nicht viel besser als diese "Santa"-Kacke? Und beschenkt wird schon am 24. Dezember. Jaha, weil an den beiden anderen Tagen hat man dafuer keine Zeit, denn da wird von morgens bis abends gefressen und gesoffen. Roelps, jawoll!

So genug davon. Kommen wir lieber zur Nummer 6 in meiner Top Ten:

Japanische Autos

Yes, exactly. And not this sissy electric or hybrid truck, but real cars with engines, the smell and make a noise, like the heard! Huga! Huga!

times I rely on my favorites. If you are a different opinion, itches me not, but you must calm your favorite carts list in the comments. And please: no complaints, there are no girls again!



Toyota Supra. Ah, the last real sports car from Toyota. Now they only build so ugly hybrid cars and Lego giant pickups.

Honda Insight. Yes, yes, for many an ugly duckling, but I find it great. Of this, the first series hybrid.

Subaru Impreza WRX. Finally an Impreza with the trunk. Here in Japan for the incredible price of just under 33,000 euros. The right car for the family genes with the heater.


Mazda MX5. The original. This darling has clearly raised the Roadster again . Let
Nissan 370Z. Not the GTR? No, it does so at the moment everywhere. Significantly cheaper, with a great look and wonderful machine, the Z is my favorite.
Cosmo Mazda MX6. Yes, even a Mazda. Is to take it easy. A true GT with 3-chamber Wankel engine and an unmistakable sound.
Suzuki Cappuccino. Unfortunately, Suzuki is now building nur noch 08/15-Scheiss, deshalb ist der Cappuccino ganz klar DER Suzuki. Genug Dampf aus 660 ccm und Turbo mit Ladeluftkuehler.

Mitsubishi Evo X. 300 PS und Allrad. Bei Nachwuchs der Ersatz fuer das Sportcoupe.

Daihatsu Copen. 660 ccm + Turbo. Genau richtig, um 800 kg ordentlich in Fahrt zu bringen.

So, das wars. Natuerlich gibt es noch zig andere Kisten, die ich aufzaehlen koennte. Besonders die japanischen Autos aus den 70ern sind noch worth a look. I'm going to make only a Honda Stream, need containing three rows of seats, but that suited up with the "Mugen" version their money.

Sun, Arno. Wait, almost forgot: Of course I wish you a happy new year. And look also in 2011 here and there a look.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Changing Front Element Len Canon

Leiheise riehieselt der Schnunee.......

Hello my friends! (God, I've actually written the grad?)

I have heard that in Germany you have quite a lot of snow and
therefore have a white Christmas probably.

short, I hate you!

Here, on the ass of the world, there are 15 degrees during the day and no snow in sight. No
fir tree, no studs and no gingerbread.
Instead, here I can listen all day the crude jokes of two
Bavarian veterans: Jokreizkruzefixhimmiherrgottzeitnsaklzementgreizbirnbaamhollerstaudnglumbverrecktshimmiarschundzwirn!

But wait! If there is no snow, makes the astute engineer,
his snow stop yourself! What? You do not believe? But yes!
look:

What a clogged pipeline in a recycling plant can still be good .... can Yeah, maybe not real snow, but after 5 years in Japan is one reference to Christmas really grateful for any straw to which you cling.

So! And now kindly have a little pity on me! As you already marzipan stollen and other precious stuffs shit, I need to work. And at night I feel so boring that even I look at J-Porn with Mosaic! Oh horror! So far it has come .....

So: Had you well. Merry Christmas from the country without a Merry Christmas.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

What Does A Temp Of 96.5 In A Baby Mean?

Bediene dich deines Verstandes - auch im Supermarkt

every individual should be aware that upon entering a supermarket, the fraud goes off even from us: Fruit and vegetables are among farbbrillanzförderndem Tungsten, meat is packed with oxygen, individual products are made of flimsy reasons offered particularly good value, cheese turns out to be something very different pack sizes and formulations to be changed, "improved".
In France (yes, that means the country which claims itself to have the best cuisine in the world) it is even allowed to blow artificial fragrances above so-called fresh food counters in the air.

The desperate consumers are rightly asks: What should I buy? What should I eat? Is this good for my children?
But help is near: first, there are classically the BMELV , the Federal Ministry of Food, Agriculture and Consumer Protection. Here, however, a little caution, Ms. Aigner but not quite so hard at the thing, when it came to enforcing the food traffic light. In cooperation with the Ministry offers aid (the unpromising title "land-and home-economic analysis and information service" is apparently no longer used) various advisory and training programs about nutrition, for example, you can order on the website a list of additives permitted by law (the famous E's).
And of course: foodwatch . A private consumer organization, which functions among other things, the noble ideal that consumers are not helpless in the lobbying. Its founder, former Greenpeace activist Thilo Bode, in September, the book "The Counterfeiters Food" was published, which is suitable for a deeper introduction to the subject very well.

But the best protection against the high spirits of the groups is still to do his homework. Those who simply takes the time (who thinks he would not have any, should reconsider his priorities again), to deal with food, and if only a brief look at the ingredients list and Nutrition Facts that will quickly find that children in bars is no milk in it. And even vanishingly little calf liver in liver sausage. That "with improved recipe" at best, not just a new packaging design comes along, but also a hefty price increase. In the worse case, a few more additives have been hineingepanscht.

The customer must be a treudoof lamb, the fully packed to Muzak (another trick) will-the shopping cart with products that do not really buy it, let alone eat wants. He only has eyes and ears open to keep a bit and realize that it's not about customer satisfaction, but about revenue.

Monday, December 13, 2010

Hip Tattoos And Pregnancy Before And After

Frau M. und der utopische Schüler

Every Tuesday morning I had a half hour treatment: from 8.15 bis 9.45 clock I sit in my teaching internship training seminar with Mrs. M. It is a bit like Scientology, only without the detector.

Mrs. M. is always in a pastel twin set, plus it combines dark, accurate reaching below the knee wool skirts and hair clips, which the Belarusian girl in my elementary school would have done justice. The worst is their we-are-all-a-family-and her smile Süßholzraspel voice, with which it makes clear to us without batting an eyelid, among other things, that it is a thesis paper, a case report, a scheme of articulation, and who knows what else required for this mini seminar.

The methods of their treatment plan is extensive, so I will mention only the highlights: for example, should we be Mozart (O-Ton Mrs. M.: "Since you can not go wrong") running through the room, relax while active and stop at the music tell our current man behind what we think about student motivation. Mrs M. happy
distributed small laminated colorful piggy with which they can form groups. The whole thing is of course wonderful for our Lessons apply, but take quite ten minutes for each pig to be chosen at all and found the group. In each
meeting they discussed briefly in dialogue with itself, what makes a good teacher. So far I am from these remarks yet realistic through the grapevine, as I think it makes sense for a little pop of an eight-grade students to the following to the head, "Could you refrain please, to stretch your legs into the aisle, I could fall over it." Otherwise, she always brings
teaching materials ("These are my favorite books that I can recommend especially") with, in the beautiful regularity vom Kurs verrissen werden, weil ihr Inhalt seichter ist als die Titel dumm: Kraftpaket für Referendare, timesaver and show-off, Powerworking für Lehrer, usw usf.

Ich glaube, sie denkt, alle Schüler wären absolut widerstandslose Zombies, die nur darauf warten, dass man sie mit Arbeitsblättern voller kleiner Häschen und Lämmchen belustigt, aber leider zieht das nicht mal mehr in der sechsten Klasse. Und Schüler sind auch nicht rund um die Uhr aufmerksam, quatschen ständig mit ihren Nachbarn und haben durchaus auch mal verdient, bestraft zu werden (bei Frau M. gibt´s nur "Ermutigungen"). Vermutlich haben sich Schüler bei ihr nie aufgelehnt, weil sie ihnen vorher das Hirn genauso weich gesäuselt is how she does it now with us.

A good but has my support group: I may or may not dozing in front of me and pictures with your eyes closed draw (so cold treatments) until it is then at 10.15 clock in Mrs. S. in developmental psychology really interesting and exhausting.

Finding The Relic Of Eternity In Sims 3

Last und Lust der digitalen Fotografie

weekend I was photographed by Henning with a digital compact camera and am doubly shocked. Not only the flash was too bright, no, at that very moment, I realized that I am the only person now that I know who still shooting in analog. Last year I had even sent him some movies for his birthday and a year later I am no longer on celluloid, sondern auf einen Chip gebannt. Das hat mich ein bisschen traurig gemacht.

Generell macht mich die Tatsache, dass die digitale Fotografie die analoge verdrängt, ein bisschen traurig. Mit sechs Jahren bekam ich meine erste eigene Kamera, ein "Touri-Teil" (durchgucken, draufdrücken) von Canon. Anfangs habe ich mich noch frei am Filmvorrat meiner Eltern im Kühlschrank bedienen dürfen, musste aber angesichts des steigenden Konsums schnell mein Taschengeld berappen, was die Lust am Fotografieren jedoch nicht eingedämmt hat.
Acht Jahre später dann, als wir schon nach Seelscheid umgezogen waren, hat mein Vater eines schönen Tages beschlossen, das Dachfenster des Badezimmers über der Garage abzukleben, den Beseler to get out of the cellar and set up a darkroom. After he had me inaugurated within a short time in the art of image making, I moved from the main house from the room above the garage and while my father gradually again lost the desire to Beseler, I hit my adolescent nights in the darkroom to ears to the next morning tired and stinking of sulfur to waver in the school. I left my money at Foto Gregor in Cologne stock up to me with filters, paper, films, chemicals and lamps. The vast amounts of material, I deposited in my room, furniture anyway I had hardly because I needed the space for photos on the walls.
On my 18th Birthday I was asked by my father if I would rather a car or a camera, so I was finally able to enjoy a really good own camera. Until then, I had only the greatest of caution incantations, the cameras may use my father, but from that day I accompanied my FM 3A at every turn and I was very much in love.

Love has let up a little with the years, but the desire has not changed: I'm sure her a few times, become unfaithful and have the digital cameras of friends tried. But I was never satisfied.
Digitalfotogragie course has advantages, it is undisputed (for example, there would be fewer Images in this blog), but what it lacks above all is truth: first,
can make any idiot now a photo because the camera by the trip anyway to wish all sets itself. The result is that one is flooded with absolutely inconsequential, meaningless images, just as social networks constitute a good platform.
Secondly, you do not have to worry more about image composition, lighting, filters, etc: instead of 36 attempts have been endless and if an image does not like it, it will just be deleted again. Or you edited it. Who needs a filter if there is Photoshop? Third
missing a digital image longevity. Since photography was invented in 1830, is not clear how long negatives are really tough. But it is clear that good-bye as my hard drive in the beautiful regular intervals of two and a half years. Something similar happens to my CDs.

It is much more beautiful, carefully insert an appropriate film for light and opportunity to take time, a motive to choose a section to change the perspective to change the circumstances, to play with light. Once you have captured some thirty small moments, one can distinguish details that huge landscapes emerge from tiny negatives and give other people a bit in the hand, show things .

A well- photographed and carefully honed image is at least something for a lifetime. In addition, a time just printed out digital photo looks pretty pale.

Hanae Mori Like Flowerbomb

Nimm mich mit auf die Reise......

Sorry guys, long time nothing happened here.
reason: I'm looooong business trip. to get Bin
in Minami Kyushu, near Kumamoto,
to there until the end of a recycling plant to the
running. Christmas falls well from this year ....

photos and impressions will follow soon. And of course there soon
die Nummer 6 der Top 10.

Gehabt euch wohl.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Does Temporary Id Work To Buy Alcohol

Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 5

Nach den Unkenrufen vom letzten Mal, geht's heute endlich mit was vernuenftigem weiter. Nein, auch heute gibt es keine nackten Weiber! Mensch, was ist denn los mit euch? Das ist hier ein ordentlicher Blog! Hier gibt es fast keine Schweinereien! So, genug davon. Geht nochmal auf's Klo, setzt euch gemuetlich hin und lasst euch von mir verwoehnen. Heute gehts naemlich ums Essen. Nach Sex meine zweitliebste Beschaeftigung.

Ich bin immer davon ausgegangen, das ich in Japan ordentlich abnehme, oder mindestens nicht zunehme, bei dem ganzen Glibberfischkram, den die hier fressen. Jaha, da kannte ich noch keinen "Katsu Curry Udon":


Das Zeug hat mich mindestens 10 Kilo "weitergebracht"...

Jaha, ganz boeses Zeug. Currysuppe mit Nudeln (so ne Art dicke Spaghetti) und noch ein schoenes Schnitzel obendrauf. Herrlich! Aber Vorsicht, das Zeug macht schneller suechtig als Meth und Marihuna zusammen!
Dann haette ich noch Dim Sum (chinesische Teigtaschen) anzubieten. So eine Art Pirrogen, nur leckerer. Auch gut ist die kleinere Variante, die Gyoosa. Die Dinger gibt es in tausenden Varianten. I was once at a restaurant because they had 2000! Variations on the map. Yes, that was a very large map. Preferably with a bit of munching sweet chili sauce. Yummy!


Dim Sum. Sounds kind of dirty and is dirty and delicious!


I never thought in life that I'm going to eat raw fish and even worse, too, still like it! Even Mama's notorious Fischpampefilet of igloo made me angry every time push open. But who once tried sashimi or sushi, to whom it happened. I personally prefer sashimi, the gooey rice the sushi disturbs only the finished flavor. A bit of wasabi in the soy sauce and get going! Yummy!


sashimi. Not exactly cheap, but a pleasure, even for the eye.

I could go on for pages here now, so delicious is the Japanese food. There would be Ramen, a noodle soup that really exist in thousands, delicious variations. Or okonomiyaki, the delicious Japanese pancakes. But that would take too long. It's best to come here and just tried the stuff myself. So, if the euro is again a bit more stable, I mean of course. At the moment, good for the wipe so just to the rear ......


note's note: As always, the author is not liable for: (! Of cooking, her piglets) Because obesity run away partner, calluses on the hands, the renovation of your kitchen and curses your mom that you now constantly begging for Japanese food .... denne

Up!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Do You Get Aroused When Getting A Brazilian Wax

Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 4

Today I again had such a Tokyo beauty next to me on the train. Leopard heels, leopard miniskirt and leopard scarf. But cute. Unfortunately, they smelled from the neck like a leopard. Is not a problem because women having sex anyway to shut up. Man, would have known if I match their stuff einen Leopardenstri.......... Aber das ist eine andere Geschichte. Lasst uns lieber zur Nr. 4 in meiner Top 10 kommen:




                                                            4


Yes! She is number 4! What? That you do not like? I believe you kidding you want? But no! Be happy at all but I use a 4, because here in Japan it is implemented together with the 9 as Unglueckszahl. For example there are many skyscrapers that no fourth Floor have. Yes, there is then not easy! Done! After the 3rd then comes the 5th Stock! Jaha! What is between? I can not tell you. Top secret. If you give away flowers, you should also avoid using it 4 and 9-combinations. What did it mean? The 4 is called in Japanese depending on the counting mode "Yon" or "shi". Now is "shi" but the word death / Tot very similar. For example, "Shinda" which means dead, or "Shinsha," which means dead. And yet no one wants something, right?

So, logically, there is no 4 in my top 10 Since I'm a fully pissed off ....... uupsalla, always write this error .......... I mean of course: adapted Gaijin am and was assimilated by the Japanese company full, you'll have to have it Verstaendis. And if not, I do not even care ...... denne

Up.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Instructions On Bum Waxing

Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 3



yah! Again, no women!
Hey, there are more important! Like Al Bundy always said
"Women come and go, but your shit house that is!"

And so now married my absolute No. 3 (actually 1, but I do not have to admit that a toilet in my miserable life could be the most important ....):

Inax Satis Asteo
Tata! As is my treasure! First of looks quite normal, but significantly more than your stupid pot. As if for the first time a remote control:

command center
misleading, eh? Do not worry, be under the front bezel of course even more Buttons, just as you hear. Finally, you really have to play during a long meeting was. But be careful! Buttons could execute some unpleasant actions! No, no ejection seat, you moron! But there are extra buttons for example, can girls, so that when the man is not even home, the first properly ausbrausen Mumu ....

My pot has a SD card slot so you can hear a) his favorite music, or b) use different sounds to prevent the Pupstroeten. We very popular Elefantentroeten or "La Cucaracha". So if you ever visited us are, and hears an elephant roar, no, no zoo is next door but one of us has grad properly einen abgegast.

Aber damit nicht getan. Nein. Mein Pott ist so schlau, wenn ich stehend pinkeln will, hebt er sanft Deckel und Brille an, drehe ich mich dann, um doch im Sitzen zu pinkeln (so wie immer...), klappt der Deckel wieder runter. Wie erkennt der das bloss? Gesichterkennung? Ne, glaub ich nicht! Wo es doch grad hier in J jede Menge Arschgesichter gibt. Ausserdem muss man nicht mehr abziehen. Der Pott erkennt von selbst, ob man nur Pipi gemacht hat, oder eine 3 kg Schnecke ins Klo gebombt hat. Toll was?

Naja, trotzdem gibt es noch Raum fuer Verbesserungen, denn das hier passiert auch auf japanischen Toiletten:


Uups......


Auch das hier gibt es bisher nur in J-Porn oder in feuchten Traeumen:



Aber holla! Du willst mir doch nicht etwa in den Biber beissen?

So, jetzt aber genug von dem (im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes) Scheiss.

Bis bald......

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Fake High School Community Service Hours

Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 2

Na toll! Da hab ich mir ja wieder was eingehandelt!
Haette ich nicht Top 5 schreiben koennen? Selbst das waere schon schwierig genug.....

Immer dieses Gejammer. Genug davon! Auf gehts!

Hier ist the number 2 in my top 10:

Shinkansen front of Fuji San

No, not the Fuji San, the Shinkansen, of course!
Who is criss-crossed the road in Japan, is in no way around it, often times use the Shinkansen. I myself am so 2-3 times a week at Nozomi (fastest Shinkansen) on the road. In most cases, or Shin Osaka to Nagoya. There is nothing better. Basta!

I know whereof I speak. On my numerous business trips to Germany I have learned one thing: never take the train! Take NEN car, traveling by motorbike, hitch, or with the Fahrrad, alles besser als sich auf die Deutsche Bahn zu verlassen! Die haben es bisher immer noch geschafft mich herbe zu enttaeuschen. Ob Verspaetungen, zugefrorene Scheisshaeuser, versiffte Abteile, nicht vorhandene reservierte Plaetze, Totalausfaelle, maulende Schaffner und Fahrgaeste, ich hab alles schon durch. Meistens in Kombination.

Gibt es sowas auch beim Shinkansen? Nein! Verspaetung? Noch NIE gehabt. Und ich bin locker 50.000km im Jahr mit der Bahn unterwegs! Dreck? Unfreundliches Personal? NIE! Irgendwelche Probleme mit Reservierungen oder Fahrkarten? Nein. Ehrlich!

Ich liebe den Shinkansen! Sauber, genug Platz fuer meine Quanten und immer zuverlaessig. Und selbst wenn man mal den Zug verpasst, no subject is more than 10 minutes later guaranteed the next. Lovely! And all this since 1964 without a fatal accident. 5 years ago an earthquake has shaken a Nozomi from the track (the first time!) And not even since it came to personal injury.


The Cleaning fleet waits for the application.


How do the Japanese, but where there is otherwise in the business a mess? Through the use and enjoyment! Yes! That's right! The Japanese are proud of her job at the track. And because it would run without the Shinkansen in Japan there is just more lies JR also massive money into the issue, and for all the work is more than enough people, in contrast to the DB, which is saved on every corner. Except to the manager of course contents .......


Had you well. Stay tuned ..... stoned ...... uh .....