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Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 1

Good morning my friends!

Sure you have expected after my last entry, I serve you here now a Japanese bitch after another. But no! Kindly googling yourself! Hint: Give time "Tokyo topless" one. Caution! So many prejudices could tip over there! No, this here is my blog and I decide what is good and what not! In addition, one should pick the best indeed to the end ......

deserve In my very personal top 10 first place clearly someone who is 5 years since my constant companion and helped me through so many hard times. Namely here:

Haruki Murakami

Yes exactly. Haruki Murakami. What? Whom you do not know? Shame on you! His books include the best that has produced the modern literature. I have read them all. All! Even those who officially does not exist in German (This again a big thank you to Mrs. Wonde by the Mori-Ogai Memorial in Berlin).

The comic is: When I noch in Deutschland gelebt habe, kannte ich Murakamis Buecher noch nicht. Erst als mir hier in Japan bei meiner "Warterei" auf Arbeit fast die Decke auf den Kopf gefallen ist, bin ich los in einen Buchshop, der auch einige deutsche Buecher im Angebot hatte und hab mir den Waelzer "Kafka am Strand" gekauft. War ein Sonderangebot. Erst eher uninteressiert, zog mich die Geschichte um den Ausreisser Kafka immer mehr in den Bann. Ich konnte nicht mehr aufhoeren zu lesen.

Nach beendeter Lektuere von "Kafka am Strand", bin ich los in den Buchladen und hab praktisch deren kompletten Murakamibestand aufgekauft. Neben "Kafka" zaehlen "Mister Aufziehvogel" und "Hardboiled Wonderland und das Ende der Welt" zu meinen Favoriten, aber auch der vor Unglueck only as laden with romance "Naoko's smile" has moved me hard. Murakami's short stories I like, but they are more of a "snack" for in between. appear until the next novel.

Sure, his latest and most successful work, "1q84" I have already read, oh what, swallowed up in a train. A masterpiece, but still it is not, I think of "Kafka" and "The Wind" approach. But who knows, maybe "weave to" the threads in the upcoming "1q84, the 3rd book" a little. I for one, can hardly wait.

Yes, since her surprise, eh? The Coolio looks not just Rambo, Chuck Norris and J-Porn (though mostly ....) but also reads accurate, real books! But now, I give you a little time you recover from this shock. Until next .......

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Gute Vorsaetze? Drauf geschissen!

So! That's enough!
Rumgemeckere After all that, I'll tell you something now about the beautiful side of Japan's.

You think I want you kidding? Never!
you think, now he is totally freaked out? Never ...... ........ Well maybe a little bit.

But no! It was true! Japan has it very bad and
you going to still pop ...... ....... sauf holiday to Bulgaria!
you ashamed! Double Ugh!

Instead of the Gold Coast for 15 euros a Currywurst Pommes white / blue to eat, koenntet ihr ja auch nach Japan kommen und hier endlich mal was vernuenftiges mampfen. Oder so. Was? Der Euro/Yenkurs ist im Augenblick scheisse? Ja ist das vielleicht meine Schuld? ICH fahre ein japanisches Auto und hab nen japanischen Fernseher und auch noch ein japanisches Klo, das mir allerfeinst den Hintern trockenfoent und dazu "Sekai de hitori dake no hana" traellert. Aber ihr, ihr muesst ja unbedingt rumaenische Autos, koreanische Fernseher und die Liebe von russischen Nutt......Frauen kaufen! Ausserdem koenntet ihr hier billig eure uebrigen Yen in Dollar umtauschen und auf den naechsten Krieg......aeh .....auf den naechsten Aufschwung in den USA warten. He, der Obama macht das schon! We can do it! Jaha, but we will not do it .......

Also you are much closer to world events here! If master porn glasses and his bastard freak out, you can experience it first hand. What? Fear of nuclear bombs? People, if you read my blog, but you are always already contaminated total! We also had a nice first day back earthquakes. No, not strawberries, you moron! Earthquake! That should have absolutely seen it!

No, seriously, I've made absolutely seriously, you finally get the beautiful side of Japan closer. Not even a thought, the stupid Noiman is my friend. And by that I mean of course not only this page, you piglets:

The godness herself: Haruka Ayase

So! Been well with you. And always nice to be hands over the blanket!

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Abgesang zum 5. Jahrestag......

Hurrah! Today I am on the day exactly 5 years here in Japan!

Or should it be better called:

Hurrah! Despite all efforts from the Japanese side, I'm still not completely shot!

Jaha, dear reader. Nippon five years. One thing first: five years Japan can be hell, or heaven on earth. Nothing in between. Speak to you the one not always! What does it for me? Hahahaha! Lest you a little into the matter, then you know it.

As I climbed 5 years ago in the Duesseldorf Jumbo by British Airways, I did not know quite what to expect. Sure, I was several times to leave and fuck ..... uh ........ to visit friends in Tokyo, but that with the real life in this city not only in the slightest something in common. Of course I expected no samurai and geishas (subconscious, "Have you DOOOOOCH, have you dooooch!"). Man, keep you up out of there! anyway everything is your fault! If you interfere, I look up again the whole week mosaic porn! Yes, the one with the wheelchair user too!

Uh ....... where was I stopped?
Very well, my Expectations of life here has been dampened in the holidays. Tokyo is ugly, loud, and yes, it's dirty. When I drove the first time by bus from Narita to Shinjuku, I thought, "Boy, here it looks just like shit in Blade Runner, only that it does not rain!" The rain came later ....

Well, are freeways everywhere ugly, I thought. Well, until I was in the city. All sorts of styles, mostly ugly, are durcheinandergewuerfelt. City planning, it seems to be no. Of course, if you're running for a few weeks with the camera around, there is always something to discover great, new. But if you live here for a few years, it becomes really annoying. Nowhere hat man seine Ruhe. Und wenn man dann einen Flecken Natur in Tokyo findet, rennen dort garantiert schon 20 Leute mit ihren alles vollkackenden Minikoetern herum. Und je kleiner der Hund desto lauter und laenger bellt er herum. Hm, im Tierreich gelten scheinbar aehnliche Gesetze.......

Na und? Werdet ihr sagen? Fahren wir halt auf's Land! Bwahahaha! Ihr lernt es auch noch! Ein kleiner Tip: Falls ihr mit dem Zug aufs Land fahrt, schlaft am besten sofort ein! Der Blick auf die haesslichen Haueser oder auf zubetonierte Berghaenge am Streckenrand wird euch nur die Vorfreude versauen. Wenn ihr dann auf dem "Land" angekommen seid, werdet ihr feststellen, das ALLE Bahnhoefe und das Drumherum auf dem "Land" gleich beschissen aussehen. Wetten ihr findet only an impressive building in Bahnhofsnaehe? Yep, the local Pachinkobude. In most cases, a grotesquely ugly palace. Yes, yes, but since it came so because of the "XY-stamp" and the "ABC" lake, as at least semi Tokyo too! Forget it! Check out the pictures on the net, and have a cup of green tea to Japan then you have more traditional than it is in real! You want to try it anyway? Ok, but I have warned you!

On the way to the "sights", you fall to the many dilapidated houses. Because do not save on corrugated iron and plastic panels that are apparently only in 2 versions: Rusty and / or scruffy. But, is it really that bad in the "high tech land" Japan.

Ja, es gibt ein paar schoene Haeuser, aber direkt nebenan ist entweder eine Fabrik, eine vergammelte Wellblechbude, oder ein Bumshotel. Wetten? Naja, wenn ihr in Rumaenien, Polen oder einigen Gegenden im Ruhrgebiet geboren seit, wird es euch vielleicht nicht ganz so auffallen.
An der "Sehenswuerdigkeit" angekommen, heisst es erstmal Schlange stehen. Wenn ihr so bloed wart und im Auto gekommen seid, gleich zweimal. Wenn ihr dann endlich im "XY-Tempel" angekommen seid, werdet ihr enttaeuscht feststellen, das es dort genau so gammelig aussieht. Gab es vor 500 Jahren eigentlich schon Sichtbeton? Und nein, so etwas gibt es in Deutschland nicht! Ich kenne KEINE Kirche, an der draussen ein riesiger rostiger Feuermelderkasten is, or when present in any Luecke any buckets, baskets, bicycle frames, or some other rusty shit was inserted. Basta!

But fear not, you have still have the pure nature, "ABC-See" before you. And you may finally breathe fresh air. STOP! As could fill up her fresh air when the Japanese not had a urge every inch zuzubetonieren of the shore with roads, plus a few auesserst ugly bridge crossing the lake and finished the "recreation opportunity" On the way to the lake her in a spotless cab from mountain sides covered with concrete and broke previous, now totally disintegrating love hotels over. Ahhh, nature .... Ok, everything is even better than Tokyo. Now you can watch -wie mindestens halb Tokyo auch- auf das letzte nicht betonierte und/oder von Hunden zugepisste/zugeschissene Stueck Ufer setzen und auf das oelige Wasser hinausschauen. Um den Eindruck von der herrlichen japanischen Kultur noch zu verstaerken, solltet ihr euch im gammeligen Laden am Bahnhof noch ein pampiges Obento kaufen (Keine Angst, die Kueche sieht bestimmt viiiel sauberer aus. Ehrlich.....) und es euch am Seeufer reinschaufeln. Falls dann nicht alle paar Sekunden eine Gruppe Bosozokus mit ihren bruellend lauten Mopeds um den See eiern, oder eine Gruppe Hobbyfotografen auf der Jagd nach der letzten nicht fotografierten Bluete, euch ihre meterlangen Ojektive sonstwo hineindruecken, koennt ihr euren Ausflug an den See vielleicht noch geniessen. Aber nur, falls ihr nicht back to work next week in Tokyo thinks. But that's another story .......

note's note: This story relates only to the Greater Tokyo / Yokohama. Of course there are also beautiful spots in Japan. Definitely. Somewhere ......

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Ohne Moos nix los (Teil soundso).....

Well, now he is not yet built, the giant icebreaker Aurora Borealis. See also: http://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/technik/0, 1518,728801,00 html
And that's just because he is expected to cost 400 million euros instead of those now 800th. Pfft, Peanuts! It would have the matter can also cheaper. If you had asked me to break with my experience of the masses, I would have gladly made available and would have broken the ice around the vessel. Jo!
Well, you might have to ask a still a few other countries for support, just as Bulgaria, Romania and Belgium. Although I of course, just like you, totally understand why those developing nations have an interest in exploring the Arctic. No, not yet. I not understand!

is pushing this case, one of the enormous importance of this acquisition, in view of the climate crisis (if she did indeed exist) to, but almost by itself. Jaja is certainly there bigger problems in Europe, such a snore nose countries such as Greece and Ireland, for example with many hundreds of billions to want to help out the mess. Why burn ihr das Geld nicht gleich? Oder schickt es mir?
Ich wuerde mir damit dann auch taeglich meinen Hintern abputzen. Und ich hab einen grossen Hintern...

Hier in Japan gibt es nicht so ein Gejammer um die Kohle, wie bei euch verweichlichten Turnbeutelvergessern! Japan ist bald pleite, die pro Kopfverschuldung ist die mit Abstand hoechste der Welt, japanische Firmen gehen mit einer solchen Geschwindigkeit pleite, das nicht mal Quelle, Karstadt, Infineon, Qimonda und sonstige deutsche Pleitegeier mitkommen wuerden. Scheissegal! Wir bauen trotzdem einen so absolut unsinnigen Scheiss wie den Skytree in Tokyo! Nein, wir brauchen das Teil nicht wirklich, aber wo kommen wir denn da hin, wenn praktisch jedes Schwellenland build bigger towers than we are! Costs but only 60 billion yen (voraussichtlich!).

But I see a course that we need another altitude restaurant, where a beer costs then probably 10 €. Because I would rather go right to the brothel! Maintenance are some of you objected, but the thing is mainly as a television and mobile phone antenna thought! Pffft, I have cable TV and my Keitai works exceedingly well, even without that thing! Well, but it looks good already, the Tokyo Sky Tree. Godzilla comes up, the old Tokyo Tower torn from its moorings, and thus cuts down the Sky Tree ........

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Somehow today probably have any back, changed for me is not relevant media prices, their owners. This initially congratulations to all nominees, which had fortunately sent away empty. You now have at least enough room in the cabinet for any other debris bunkering. For example, space for a book that, for image reasons is always excellent in cabinet gaps and suggests not been read to the viewers intelligence. Or space for such a picture of your family in sham, happy pose for which you can spend no time, because you work 15 hours a day trying to write to your mindless series. ... Greetings from the Stelle an die Autoren von "Desperate housewifes & Lost"...

Umso mehr freut es mich dennoch, dass der Medienpreis an eine Serie ging, welche aus animierten Knetfiguren lustige Kurzgeschichten & Anekdoten eines Schafes erzählt. Mit Knetfiguren macht man eben Knete und mit Schafen eben Wolle.

Ich persönlich finde das Schaf auch irgendwie gut. Vielleicht sogar lustig. ...vielleicht gewährt man dem Schaf einst einen Gastauftritt bei Bauer sucht Frau...so als Prominenten special "Shaun das Schaf".

Das wäre doppelt lustig, zumal ein Schaf das eigentlich nicht sprechen kann, die Grammatik & den Ausdruck could optimize the program by 350%. Level increasing, or at least holding constant level quasi. That would be unthinkable, because the gross audience would be overwhelmed strictly.

I think farms and sheep are currently being incredibly polarizing. The people from the metropolitan areas simply want to be informed about what happened in the country. They want to know what is bread and where it comes from. Want to know what the machine which is always hooting and raving must overrun because they use ausnahmensweise times the highway. And they want to see real grain, which was not filled to the coffers of big discount stores in small bottles.

Well .... wherever the slip rates through me, the misery of other statistics are less interested. My stats for this year is backed by outstanding ... and even unadulterated.

I think you can see a trend.

I hereby would like to conclude by thanking you for reading ... so & click ... even if you are not doing if you abbrecht that, I can make my what else do such a great, except my blog to read?

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Andere Laender, andere Sitten....

Think about times following situation: You are a slave

(selling products) in einem ........ na, sagen wir mal Schnellimbiss in Deutschland. Hinein kommt ein Kollege mit Immigrationshintergrund. Lasst mich ihn der Einfachheit halber Ali nennen. Also, Ali bestellt seine gebratenen Kamelhoden mit doppelt Mayo, du bereitest das Zeug angewidert zu und drueckst ihm die Tuete in die Hand. Hier, 8 Euro fuffzich! Ali ist deutlich verstimmt: „Ey horsch mal Alder, wo isse denn meine Gabel, du Arsch?“ Dem entgegnest du ueberaus freundlich: „Warum? In deiner Heimat frisst du die Scheisse doch auch mit den Haenden! Gabel gibbet nich. Fertich!“

Ueber die folgende, am naechsten Morgen evtl. in eurem staedtischen Kaeseblatt, erscheinende, schwere Untat wollen wir jetzt mal kein Wort verlieren. Ich glaube you understand what's going as good enough.

Ok. Another country, another city, other people:
I buy in combining NEN Fertigramen (noodle soup) and slippers to the cash register. The very friendly cashier asks me whether to make the snot hot, I say, "Yes" and she pressed my fork and spoon made of plastic in his hand. Maintenance, fork and spoon? How the hell am I to get to the fork and spoon the damn noodles from the vat? So I ask as friendly as possible after chopsticks. Your answer: "Hehe, I just thought as a foreigner, you can not eat with chopsticks, hihi!" My counter-question: "Ah, that's interesting! If now comes in a Japanese curry and rice buys, but he gets a spoon, or "you" Yes, normal "I:" Well, well, even though you usually devour everything with chopsticks, so the Japanese would get quite a spoon Of course, right? .... Why "you
:" Uh uh ......... ....... ....... oeh excuse, hehe "

Well, what to do. ? It is
kawaiiiiii, so I will not ausboxen her eyes.
Just for better understanding: The whole conversation ran from start to
off in Japanese! That reminds me just what on?


good. Same country, different city, another victim: The good
LongDong (editor's name is known) strode in motorcycle clothes to the cashier of the local "Depato" and wants to pay for his purchases. The Depato has its own parking garage, so you get to show your parking ticket a parking voucher. The most zealous cashier holds so such a park voucher into the air and wave it as an imaginary steering wheel toward the front of the face completely baffled LongDong and forth and make this "hum, hum?" What we probably would have Ali in the first section to said, or what weapons he would have used for his rampage?

What the hell is this? In the beginning I have always dismissed the "authentic Japanese experience," but I can not and will not anymore! Yes actually think that all foreigners stupid are you? And above all, my local cluster table lamp knows me for about 5 years! All temporary employees know me and know where I can speak Japanese to some extent. Nevertheless, I constantly get the fork and / or spoon wrapped up, because I'm too stupid for the well to eat with chopsticks! After 5 years of practice!

Yes, exactly! Exactly what we're for the Japanese! Idiot!

GSD is not everywhere the same logic. Imagine that each in Roppongi towed a bitch would explain only long and wide, wherever you want it but please put the Schniedelwutz. The case is completely without words. Why can not everywhere be the same? With the same
Of course?

Yeah, will you again think of Coolio. Stir over any dead bugs! But what would you think as if you'll continuously treated like idiots? So, outside of your company, I mean ........

Exactly the same is with the damned: "Ooooh, Nihongo wa desu ne jouzu" (Oh, your Japanese is good, what?) That you get here for any halfway to hear in Japanese Baby herausgeroechelte question! Only to then respond in a "waterfall Japanese. A German colleague, who ekes out for 20 years in Nippon his miserable existence, sent me mal erklaert: „Erst wenn sie dich nicht mehr auf dein gutes Japanisch anlabern, dann ist es wirklich gut!“ Tja, wie es aussieht, lebe ich noch nicht lange genug hier. Oder ich nehme die falschen Drogen.......

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BJ Party Set! Wtf???

Ok, BK=Burger King. Aber BJ Party set????
Gut, vielleicht ist das BJ ja auch ein Druckfehler, dann aber ein gewaltiger!
Und wenn's stimmt? Also, den Party BJ nehm ich! Den Burger koennen sie behalten.....

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Und es war Sommer........

Meine Schulter faengt langsam an, wie ein Tarnueberzug auszusehen.
Was mich an der ganzen Sache am meisten aergert, sind nicht die paar
Kratzer an mir und am Moped, sondern I now defenseless and helpless
the fender benders have delivered to the stations. And probably quite believe
safe for several days or even Wochen.Naja must hold back my old briefcase
it. The ....... with steel corners

But I stray again from ..........
in Tokyo and probably the rest of Japan, there are really only two real seasons
: Too hot and too cold. Comfortable temperatures are
not here. Basta! Do not be fooled by the cherry blossom and
Herbstblaettergeglotzescheiss. That's what the Japanese
so grad to have the impression at all, it would actually
4 seasons are present, as in "normal" countries.
Man kann diese meine Behauptung ganz leicht nachpruefen: Wenn man
im Sommer irgendwo reinkommt, sagt garantiert Jemand: "Atsui desu neeee?"
(Heiss heute, was?) oder halt im Winter "Samui desu neeee?" (Kalt heute,
was?). Dazwischen gibts nix! Punktum!

Das heisst: Ob es nun zu warm oder zu kalt ist, interessiert keinen.
Im Fruehling werden die Sommerklamotten rausgeholt, im Herbst
die nach Mottenkugeln stinkenden Winterklamotten. Das gleiche gilt
fuer's Heizen. Waehrend draussen noch ertraegliche 17 Grad herrschen,
dreht meine Frau die Heizung schon auf volle Kanne. Japanische Frauen
kennen eh nur zwei Betriebszustaende bei Heizungen und Klimaanlagen:
blue or red on or off.

It really is not surprising. Instead of something sensibly warm to put on,
run most women only obenrum thick around bundled up.
So really, with Poncho (cutting edge fashion in Tokyo!), Scarf, wool hat,
Ohrenwaermern and thick gloves. But untenrum gibts then:
miniskirt, fishnets and high heels. If the one of you understands
please try me in as simple words to explain .....

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Wenn die Heizer kommen und total aufdrehn (explixit Version)....

ouch, ouch!

I'm actually always makes it my biker buddy
(no, not leather caught her piglets ....) Big Buddy eel as a first,
but since my life has ere treated always preferred

I am at our last exit down in the face.

Yes, you read correctly, the great samurai biker has wrecked his

moped!

Well, it was this: As we so hunt with 250 cases by the Japanese

Alps and I Gentle braking the next curve, I will burn up but

actually the front brake disc and I'll do a triple

screwed somersault , role elegantly from me and I'm of course immediately after

Samuraiart again. My bike is flying loose
100 meters into the next paddy field, it leaves dabei ein ordentliche
Einflugschneise und kommt mit beiden Raedern wieder auf die Erde.
Sogar der Staender war ausgeklappt!

Naja, also um ehrlich zu sein: Ganz so ist es dann doch nicht abgelaufen.
Auf unserer Tour durch Chiba's Flachland, sehe ich aus dem Augenwinkel
das Big Aal leichte Probleme mit der naechsten Kurve hat,
aber locker durchkommt. Ich bremse an, bin schon so auf 40 runter,
komme aber auf die (in Japan IMMER) dreckige
Bankette und mein Vorderrad rutscht weg. Ich hab gleich gemerkt, da geht
nix mehr, hab mich abgerollt und hab das Moped fliegen lassen. War im
Nachhinein wohl die beste Entscheidung. Ich war relativ schnell wieder auf
den Legs. Short time nachgegrapscht whether everything is still at it and waved back
my colleagues.

My scooter is a few meters above the asphalt and then slipped
lying on a slope to come. At first glance
was not much broken. Pulling out was not, so off to the next house.
A little old Obasan opens the door, our whining stop for a small
to cool and then answers: ". Oh, no problem here lies down on a constantly
the face!" After vegeblichem experiment, the cart by rope pull up,
Grandma had achieved a brilliant idea: "Oh, I'll call time on my Breakdown
The drag me here also the whole time from the boonies."

Big Al said what for? "You should ne 'Enduro now ...."

said than done: After about 5 minutes later a tow truck with a crane, two pretty cool guys

jumped out, looked briefly and whoosh

was my moped on the street again. Thanks again, guys! That was great.

After Grandma had me missed the apple juice, it went even further

again. Even on the cool grandma again THANK YOU. Obasan rulez!
And thanks to Big eel! Do you care about touching me!

back on the road

with regular shoulder pain we went off to the ferry and finally
house. Summary: moped has a few scratches. Nix was not
could dressing again. I do not need parts. I myself have a properly
sprained shoulder, a few small scratches and broken ne jacket.
Here again the advice: Never travel without a protector clothes!
If I would have not worn it ..........

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Was nicht passt, wird passend gemacht.....

So, I have definitively determined the thickness of Japanese Anzuglaeden faxing!
Today I have my first suit at "Tailor4less" ordered!
Was actually quite simple: a few data entered
measure a little rant after measuring
on the Japanese "fat free" food, whip out credit card ready.
In 2 weeks I get my first "virtual" suit created by DHL.
If it does not fit, I usual set at least "only" 169 € in the sand
and not 800, like here in Tokyo.
I keep you updated .....

I were a stout Japanese
I could get my custom-made suits
probably for 300-400 €,
but for obvious foreigner is just all the same
twice as expensive! No, I can not scratch Squatting without me
knees and my gut feeling is actually quite normal
Arafo dimensions. (Arafo = = Around forty of forty).

I was tired of going to the shops and ALL SALES
immediately run to the toilet or take a lunch. No, not for the same reason as in Germany
(customer = Work = Kiss my ass),
but because they simply nothing here for me, except shoes.
Up to size 43 (28cm) are no problems. Everything about it
= Bwahahahaha! Good luck!

There are of course so stores like Costco, where one American
Groessen kaufen kann,
aber wer nicht unbedingt wie ein Redneck-Arschloch oder ein
Moechtegern-Gangsta aussehen will, wird dort eher nicht fuendig.

Im Grunde gibt es fuer normal gewachsene Auslaender nur folgende Meglicheiten:

1. Deine Mama kennt deine Groesse, kauft alles fuer dich bei HM ein und schickt es nach Nippon.

2. Du bist Expat und kannst deshalb so viel wie du willst zurueck nach D und dort einkaufen.

3. Du gehst im Sumoladen einkaufen. (Achtung: Nur Russen-Adidas-Fashion)

4. Du bist extrem vorsichtig mit den Klamotten die du eh' schon hast.

5. Du kaufst dir jeden Tag ein 2 Liter-Tetrapak Ansulikoer (Aprikose)
fuer ca. 8 Euro und saeufst as long as you up completely no matter what you wear
, or whether you're wearing anything at all.

All this of course also normal for grown women,
is only twice as bad. Do not worry, there are also melons bra,
'll just have her first tear out 10cm insulation ..... denne

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Wen interessiert das denn schon?

The title of this entry, I think once the atrocious film "A dip in the bowl"
(see: http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ein_Sprung_in_der_Sch% C3% BCssel ) a. Hell, over some shit I could still laugh at that time. Back when my life was more carefree and free.

This and so many others Thoughts going through my head when I am called between the door and the sticky black paste, whether or salarymen, contrary to ride in the subway my daily hell. As so often, I feel it again today with one hand on my butt. Meanwhile, I've lost all hope and turn to me at first not to see who wants to be a nice piece today "Gaijin beef" taste. I've been disappointed too many times. I could not care fully
whether the hand of a young attractive woman, a "henna Obasan", or a type that no hope of advancement, floats of the flow towards the other side. No matter, let them have their fun. But I digress

again ab. Eigentlich wollte ich euch, meinen treuen Lesern, nur erzaehlen, das ich mich ab sofort aus der innigen Umarmung durch "Tabibito's Feed Radar" geloest habe. Ich kann mich einfach nicht mehr mit dem Rest der Schreiberlinge dort indentifizieren. Naja, ausser mit Big Aal vielleicht. Wenn ich dort die, oft in horrend schlechter Rechtschreibung, aus Onlinediensten abgeschriebenen Nachrichten und Berichte von vollkommen der japanischen Realitaet entrueckten "Kollegen" und besonders "Kolleginnen" lese, ueberkommt mich jedesmal das dringende Verlangen wild um mich zu schlagen, oder aber mindestens, meine Tastatur im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes zu erschlagen.

Da ich zwar ganz gut verdiene, aber mir trotzdem nicht staendig eine neue Tastatur oder buy new colleagues will, had this relationship be solved final. This has nothing whatsoever to do with Tabibito and / or its contributions. Quite the contrary: I belong to continue to its most loyal readers
and his link is at my home in 2nd Place in my home (Google.de).

So, dear friends (coming a little fawn must sometimes be .....), in case you were rude too continue in part, with words and insults of a questionable political opinion / belief ye leave harassment by early contributions and a little more want from the true life in the "Land of the Rising Sun" tells
you leave not feed on the "please Radar ", but just look at times and over.

Until then ........

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life is like Monopoly

driving is wonderful. Driving is fun. Driving is like Monopoly. Especially if you collect a ticket. The people at the clerk's office already write friendly letters, because if I can not buy already various roads. Conjoined top idea. Then I can park there free and build hotels and drag the "Go" always generous return on the money tap one.

Yes, my very dear readers, life is like Monopoly. Recently, I play too much but clearly associates with marked cubes. I dispute scent on board. I do now but also sausage, the main thing other people are making on the weekend just once 10 Miller to the ridiculous number sequence here -> 4 14 17 18 33 34 can

If every dip, but it is not because not every card pulls down an event defined on the same sequence of numbers is said. A plot.

I at least have in any event drew a rousing community card. I've parked wrong and would be punished. 35 silver cork does the fun. Thus, welcomes guests in Hamburg. Irritant. Maybe I would have to create a simple Christoph Ahlhaus Fanschaal on the rear shelf. Would have perhaps spared annoying expense. Now, it is definitely too late and I will be with a lovely Letter from the Hanseatic city served.

Hamburg will Beef? Hamburg gets ham.

Maybe I should try to buy all 4 stations and the water and energy work to get hold of. This should be done in principle, always at Monopoly. I would boycott the Hamburg train and first off water & electricity. Can they even watching as the same voltage and current without glitters. The HSV can also play in the dark because floodlights also precipitates. Is washed in the other principle, only in the Elbe. Showers can not anymore. But we need not, because smell temporarily Even then, als würde da regelmäßig geduscht werden.

Ausserdem hätten alle Radiostationen im gesamten Frequenzband Funkstille. Mir persönliche würde es primär gar nicht auffallen wenn kein Radiosender empfangbar wäre. Ich mein foltern kann man sich ja wohl auch anständiger lassen als 3948,73 mal am Tag Katy Perry beim Frauen anlecken zuzuhören und Lady Gaga ihr gestöhne auditiv zu visualisieren. Falls irgendwer von euch noch Radio hören sollte, was ich zwar äusserst streng bezweifle aber nicht ausschließe oder annähernd hoffe, dem sei gesagt, dass man auch wesentlich einfacher seine Gehirnzellen vernichten kann. Man schaut einfach Fernsehen oder liest Charlotte Roche.

In that sense, I hope this evening a Ergeiniskarte written on what is that all radio stations had to apply for bankruptcy .... unfortunately, the public service.

wish me luck in the draw card ...