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Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 5

Nach den Unkenrufen vom letzten Mal, geht's heute endlich mit was vernuenftigem weiter. Nein, auch heute gibt es keine nackten Weiber! Mensch, was ist denn los mit euch? Das ist hier ein ordentlicher Blog! Hier gibt es fast keine Schweinereien! So, genug davon. Geht nochmal auf's Klo, setzt euch gemuetlich hin und lasst euch von mir verwoehnen. Heute gehts naemlich ums Essen. Nach Sex meine zweitliebste Beschaeftigung.

Ich bin immer davon ausgegangen, das ich in Japan ordentlich abnehme, oder mindestens nicht zunehme, bei dem ganzen Glibberfischkram, den die hier fressen. Jaha, da kannte ich noch keinen "Katsu Curry Udon":





Das Zeug hat mich mindestens 10 Kilo "weitergebracht"...

Jaha, ganz boeses Zeug. Currysuppe mit Nudeln (so ne Art dicke Spaghetti) und noch ein schoenes Schnitzel obendrauf. Herrlich! Aber Vorsicht, das Zeug macht schneller suechtig als Meth und Marihuna zusammen!
Dann haette ich noch Dim Sum (chinesische Teigtaschen) anzubieten. So eine Art Pirrogen, nur leckerer. Auch gut ist die kleinere Variante, die Gyoosa. Die Dinger gibt es in tausenden Varianten. I was once at a restaurant because they had 2000! Variations on the map. Yes, that was a very large map. Preferably with a bit of munching sweet chili sauce. Yummy!

Dim Sum. Sounds kind of dirty and is dirty and delicious!

I never thought in life that I'm going to eat raw fish and even worse, too, still like it! Even Mama's notorious Fischpampefilet of igloo made me angry every time push open. But who once tried sashimi or sushi, to whom it happened. I personally prefer sashimi, the gooey rice the sushi disturbs only the finished flavor. A bit of wasabi in the soy sauce and get going! Yummy!

sashimi. Not exactly cheap, but a pleasure, even for the eye.

I could go on for pages here now, so delicious is the Japanese food. There would be Ramen, a noodle soup that really exist in thousands, delicious variations. Or okonomiyaki, the delicious Japanese pancakes. But that would take too long. It's best to come here and just tried the stuff myself. So, if the euro is again a bit more stable, I mean of course. At the moment, good for the wipe so just to the rear ......


note's note: As always, the author is not liable for: (! Of cooking, her piglets) Because obesity run away partner, calluses on the hands, the renovation of your kitchen and curses your mom that you now constantly begging for Japanese food .... denne

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Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 4

Today I again had such a Tokyo beauty next to me on the train. Leopard heels, leopard miniskirt and leopard scarf. But cute. Unfortunately, they smelled from the neck like a leopard. Is not a problem because women having sex anyway to shut up. Man, would have known if I match their stuff einen Leopardenstri.......... Aber das ist eine andere Geschichte. Lasst uns lieber zur Nr. 4 in meiner Top 10 kommen:




                                                            4


Yes! She is number 4! What? That you do not like? I believe you kidding you want? But no! Be happy at all but I use a 4, because here in Japan it is implemented together with the 9 as Unglueckszahl. For example there are many skyscrapers that no fourth Floor have. Yes, there is then not easy! Done! After the 3rd then comes the 5th Stock! Jaha! What is between? I can not tell you. Top secret. If you give away flowers, you should also avoid using it 4 and 9-combinations. What did it mean? The 4 is called in Japanese depending on the counting mode "Yon" or "shi". Now is "shi" but the word death / Tot very similar. For example, "Shinda" which means dead, or "Shinsha," which means dead. And yet no one wants something, right?

So, logically, there is no 4 in my top 10 Since I'm a fully pissed off ....... uupsalla, always write this error .......... I mean of course: adapted Gaijin am and was assimilated by the Japanese company full, you'll have to have it Verstaendis. And if not, I do not even care ...... denne

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Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 3

yah! Again, no women!
Hey, there are more important! Like Al Bundy always said
"Women come and go, but your shit house that is!"

And so now married my absolute No. 3 (actually 1, but I do not have to admit that a toilet in my miserable life could be the most important ....):

Inax Satis Asteo

Tata! As is my treasure! First of looks quite normal, but significantly more than your stupid pot. As if for the first time a remote control:

command center

misleading, eh? Do not worry, be under the front bezel of course even more Buttons, just as you hear. Finally, you really have to play during a long meeting was. But be careful! Buttons could execute some unpleasant actions! No, no ejection seat, you moron! But there are extra buttons for example, can girls, so that when the man is not even home, the first properly ausbrausen Mumu ....

My pot has a SD card slot so you can hear a) his favorite music, or b) use different sounds to prevent the Pupstroeten. We very popular Elefantentroeten or "La Cucaracha". So if you ever visited us are, and hears an elephant roar, no, no zoo is next door but one of us has grad properly einen abgegast.

Aber damit nicht getan. Nein. Mein Pott ist so schlau, wenn ich stehend pinkeln will, hebt er sanft Deckel und Brille an, drehe ich mich dann, um doch im Sitzen zu pinkeln (so wie immer...), klappt der Deckel wieder runter. Wie erkennt der das bloss? Gesichterkennung? Ne, glaub ich nicht! Wo es doch grad hier in J jede Menge Arschgesichter gibt. Ausserdem muss man nicht mehr abziehen. Der Pott erkennt von selbst, ob man nur Pipi gemacht hat, oder eine 3 kg Schnecke ins Klo gebombt hat. Toll was?

Naja, trotzdem gibt es noch Raum fuer Verbesserungen, denn das hier passiert auch auf japanischen Toiletten:

Uups......

Auch das hier gibt es bisher nur in J-Porn oder in feuchten Traeumen:




Aber holla! Du willst mir doch nicht etwa in den Biber beissen?


So, jetzt aber genug von dem (im wahrsten Sinne des Wortes) Scheiss.

Bis bald......

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Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 2

Na toll! Da hab ich mir ja wieder was eingehandelt!
Haette ich nicht Top 5 schreiben koennen? Selbst das waere schon schwierig genug.....

Immer dieses Gejammer. Genug davon! Auf gehts!

Hier ist the number 2 in my top 10:

Shinkansen front of Fuji San

No, not the Fuji San, the Shinkansen, of course!
Who is criss-crossed the road in Japan, is in no way around it, often times use the Shinkansen. I myself am so 2-3 times a week at Nozomi (fastest Shinkansen) on the road. In most cases, or Shin Osaka to Nagoya. There is nothing better. Basta!

I know whereof I speak. On my numerous business trips to Germany I have learned one thing: never take the train! Take NEN car, traveling by motorbike, hitch, or with the Fahrrad, alles besser als sich auf die Deutsche Bahn zu verlassen! Die haben es bisher immer noch geschafft mich herbe zu enttaeuschen. Ob Verspaetungen, zugefrorene Scheisshaeuser, versiffte Abteile, nicht vorhandene reservierte Plaetze, Totalausfaelle, maulende Schaffner und Fahrgaeste, ich hab alles schon durch. Meistens in Kombination.

Gibt es sowas auch beim Shinkansen? Nein! Verspaetung? Noch NIE gehabt. Und ich bin locker 50.000km im Jahr mit der Bahn unterwegs! Dreck? Unfreundliches Personal? NIE! Irgendwelche Probleme mit Reservierungen oder Fahrkarten? Nein. Ehrlich!

Ich liebe den Shinkansen! Sauber, genug Platz fuer meine Quanten und immer zuverlaessig. Und selbst wenn man mal den Zug verpasst, no subject is more than 10 minutes later guaranteed the next. Lovely! And all this since 1964 without a fatal accident. 5 years ago an earthquake has shaken a Nozomi from the track (the first time!) And not even since it came to personal injury.

The Cleaning fleet waits for the application.

How do the Japanese, but where there is otherwise in the business a mess? Through the use and enjoyment! Yes! That's right! The Japanese are proud of her job at the track. And because it would run without the Shinkansen in Japan there is just more lies JR also massive money into the issue, and for all the work is more than enough people, in contrast to the DB, which is saved on every corner. Except to the manager of course contents .......


Had you well. Stay tuned ..... stoned ...... uh .....