Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Body Fortress Super Advanced Creatineresults

It's all a matter of marketing

Somehow today probably have any back, changed for me is not relevant media prices, their owners. This initially congratulations to all nominees, which had fortunately sent away empty. You now have at least enough room in the cabinet for any other debris bunkering. For example, space for a book that, for image reasons is always excellent in cabinet gaps and suggests not been read to the viewers intelligence. Or space for such a picture of your family in sham, happy pose for which you can spend no time, because you work 15 hours a day trying to write to your mindless series. ... Greetings from the Stelle an die Autoren von "Desperate housewifes & Lost"...

Umso mehr freut es mich dennoch, dass der Medienpreis an eine Serie ging, welche aus animierten Knetfiguren lustige Kurzgeschichten & Anekdoten eines Schafes erzählt. Mit Knetfiguren macht man eben Knete und mit Schafen eben Wolle.

Ich persönlich finde das Schaf auch irgendwie gut. Vielleicht sogar lustig. ...vielleicht gewährt man dem Schaf einst einen Gastauftritt bei Bauer sucht Frau...so als Prominenten special "Shaun das Schaf".

Das wäre doppelt lustig, zumal ein Schaf das eigentlich nicht sprechen kann, die Grammatik & den Ausdruck could optimize the program by 350%. Level increasing, or at least holding constant level quasi. That would be unthinkable, because the gross audience would be overwhelmed strictly.

I think farms and sheep are currently being incredibly polarizing. The people from the metropolitan areas simply want to be informed about what happened in the country. They want to know what is bread and where it comes from. Want to know what the machine which is always hooting and raving must overrun because they use ausnahmensweise times the highway. And they want to see real grain, which was not filled to the coffers of big discount stores in small bottles.

Well .... wherever the slip rates through me, the misery of other statistics are less interested. My stats for this year is backed by outstanding ... and even unadulterated.



I think you can see a trend.

I hereby would like to conclude by thanking you for reading ... so & click ... even if you are not doing if you abbrecht that, I can make my what else do such a great, except my blog to read?





Sunday, November 21, 2010

How To Make The Globe Theatre From Thick Paper

Andere Laender, andere Sitten....

Think about times following situation: You are a slave

(selling products) in einem ........ na, sagen wir mal Schnellimbiss in Deutschland. Hinein kommt ein Kollege mit Immigrationshintergrund. Lasst mich ihn der Einfachheit halber Ali nennen. Also, Ali bestellt seine gebratenen Kamelhoden mit doppelt Mayo, du bereitest das Zeug angewidert zu und drueckst ihm die Tuete in die Hand. Hier, 8 Euro fuffzich! Ali ist deutlich verstimmt: „Ey horsch mal Alder, wo isse denn meine Gabel, du Arsch?“ Dem entgegnest du ueberaus freundlich: „Warum? In deiner Heimat frisst du die Scheisse doch auch mit den Haenden! Gabel gibbet nich. Fertich!“

Ueber die folgende, am naechsten Morgen evtl. in eurem staedtischen Kaeseblatt, erscheinende, schwere Untat wollen wir jetzt mal kein Wort verlieren. Ich glaube you understand what's going as good enough.

Ok. Another country, another city, other people:
I buy in combining NEN Fertigramen (noodle soup) and slippers to the cash register. The very friendly cashier asks me whether to make the snot hot, I say, "Yes" and she pressed my fork and spoon made of plastic in his hand. Maintenance, fork and spoon? How the hell am I to get to the fork and spoon the damn noodles from the vat? So I ask as friendly as possible after chopsticks. Your answer: "Hehe, I just thought as a foreigner, you can not eat with chopsticks, hihi!" My counter-question: "Ah, that's interesting! If now comes in a Japanese curry and rice buys, but he gets a spoon, or "you" Yes, normal "I:" Well, well, even though you usually devour everything with chopsticks, so the Japanese would get quite a spoon Of course, right? .... Why "you
:" Uh uh ......... ....... ....... oeh excuse, hehe "

Well, what to do. ? It is
kawaiiiiii, so I will not ausboxen her eyes.
Just for better understanding: The whole conversation ran from start to
off in Japanese! That reminds me just what on?


good. Same country, different city, another victim: The good
LongDong (editor's name is known) strode in motorcycle clothes to the cashier of the local "Depato" and wants to pay for his purchases. The Depato has its own parking garage, so you get to show your parking ticket a parking voucher. The most zealous cashier holds so such a park voucher into the air and wave it as an imaginary steering wheel toward the front of the face completely baffled LongDong and forth and make this "hum, hum?" What we probably would have Ali in the first section to said, or what weapons he would have used for his rampage?

What the hell is this? In the beginning I have always dismissed the "authentic Japanese experience," but I can not and will not anymore! Yes actually think that all foreigners stupid are you? And above all, my local cluster table lamp knows me for about 5 years! All temporary employees know me and know where I can speak Japanese to some extent. Nevertheless, I constantly get the fork and / or spoon wrapped up, because I'm too stupid for the well to eat with chopsticks! After 5 years of practice!


Yes, exactly! Exactly what we're for the Japanese! Idiot!

GSD is not everywhere the same logic. Imagine that each in Roppongi towed a bitch would explain only long and wide, wherever you want it but please put the Schniedelwutz. The case is completely without words. Why can not everywhere be the same? With the same
Of course?

Yeah, will you again think of Coolio. Stir over any dead bugs! But what would you think as if you'll continuously treated like idiots? So, outside of your company, I mean ........

Exactly the same is with the damned: "Ooooh, Nihongo wa desu ne jouzu" (Oh, your Japanese is good, what?) That you get here for any halfway to hear in Japanese Baby herausgeroechelte question! Only to then respond in a "waterfall Japanese. A German colleague, who ekes out for 20 years in Nippon his miserable existence, sent me mal erklaert: „Erst wenn sie dich nicht mehr auf dein gutes Japanisch anlabern, dann ist es wirklich gut!“ Tja, wie es aussieht, lebe ich noch nicht lange genug hier. Oder ich nehme die falschen Drogen.......

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Remove Cigarette Smoke Smell Fast

BJ Party Set! Wtf???


Ok, BK=Burger King. Aber BJ Party set????
Gut, vielleicht ist das BJ ja auch ein Druckfehler, dann aber ein gewaltiger!
Und wenn's stimmt? Also, den Party BJ nehm ich! Den Burger koennen sie behalten.....

Monday, November 15, 2010

Anyone Like Nylon Feet

Und es war Sommer........

Meine Schulter faengt langsam an, wie ein Tarnueberzug auszusehen.
Was mich an der ganzen Sache am meisten aergert, sind nicht die paar
Kratzer an mir und am Moped, sondern I now defenseless and helpless
the fender benders have delivered to the stations. And probably quite believe
safe for several days or even Wochen.Naja must hold back my old briefcase
it. The ....... with steel corners

But I stray again from ..........
in Tokyo and probably the rest of Japan, there are really only two real seasons
: Too hot and too cold. Comfortable temperatures are
not here. Basta! Do not be fooled by the cherry blossom and
Herbstblaettergeglotzescheiss. That's what the Japanese
so grad to have the impression at all, it would actually
4 seasons are present, as in "normal" countries.
Man kann diese meine Behauptung ganz leicht nachpruefen: Wenn man
im Sommer irgendwo reinkommt, sagt garantiert Jemand: "Atsui desu neeee?"
(Heiss heute, was?) oder halt im Winter "Samui desu neeee?" (Kalt heute,
was?). Dazwischen gibts nix! Punktum!

Das heisst: Ob es nun zu warm oder zu kalt ist, interessiert keinen.
Im Fruehling werden die Sommerklamotten rausgeholt, im Herbst
die nach Mottenkugeln stinkenden Winterklamotten. Das gleiche gilt
fuer's Heizen. Waehrend draussen noch ertraegliche 17 Grad herrschen,
dreht meine Frau die Heizung schon auf volle Kanne. Japanische Frauen
kennen eh nur zwei Betriebszustaende bei Heizungen und Klimaanlagen:
blue or red on or off.

It really is not surprising. Instead of something sensibly warm to put on,
run most women only obenrum thick around bundled up.
So really, with Poncho (cutting edge fashion in Tokyo!), Scarf, wool hat,
Ohrenwaermern and thick gloves. But untenrum gibts then:
miniskirt, fishnets and high heels. If the one of you understands
please try me in as simple words to explain .....

Up denne .......