Tuesday, November 30, 2010

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Coolio's Top 10: Japan's best of the best, part 1

Good morning my friends!

Sure you have expected after my last entry, I serve you here now a Japanese bitch after another. But no! Kindly googling yourself! Hint: Give time "Tokyo topless" one. Caution! So many prejudices could tip over there! No, this here is my blog and I decide what is good and what not! In addition, one should pick the best indeed to the end ......

deserve In my very personal top 10 first place clearly someone who is 5 years since my constant companion and helped me through so many hard times. Namely here:

Haruki Murakami

Yes exactly. Haruki Murakami. What? Whom you do not know? Shame on you! His books include the best that has produced the modern literature. I have read them all. All! Even those who officially does not exist in German (This again a big thank you to Mrs. Wonde by the Mori-Ogai Memorial in Berlin).

The comic is: When I noch in Deutschland gelebt habe, kannte ich Murakamis Buecher noch nicht. Erst als mir hier in Japan bei meiner "Warterei" auf Arbeit fast die Decke auf den Kopf gefallen ist, bin ich los in einen Buchshop, der auch einige deutsche Buecher im Angebot hatte und hab mir den Waelzer "Kafka am Strand" gekauft. War ein Sonderangebot. Erst eher uninteressiert, zog mich die Geschichte um den Ausreisser Kafka immer mehr in den Bann. Ich konnte nicht mehr aufhoeren zu lesen.

Nach beendeter Lektuere von "Kafka am Strand", bin ich los in den Buchladen und hab praktisch deren kompletten Murakamibestand aufgekauft. Neben "Kafka" zaehlen "Mister Aufziehvogel" und "Hardboiled Wonderland und das Ende der Welt" zu meinen Favoriten, aber auch der vor Unglueck only as laden with romance "Naoko's smile" has moved me hard. Murakami's short stories I like, but they are more of a "snack" for in between. appear until the next novel.

Sure, his latest and most successful work, "1q84" I have already read, oh what, swallowed up in a train. A masterpiece, but still it is not, I think of "Kafka" and "The Wind" approach. But who knows, maybe "weave to" the threads in the upcoming "1q84, the 3rd book" a little. I for one, can hardly wait.

Yes, since her surprise, eh? The Coolio looks not just Rambo, Chuck Norris and J-Porn (though mostly ....) but also reads accurate, real books! But now, I give you a little time you recover from this shock. Until next .......

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Gute Vorsaetze? Drauf geschissen!

So! That's enough!
Rumgemeckere After all that, I'll tell you something now about the beautiful side of Japan's.

You think I want you kidding? Never!
you think, now he is totally freaked out? Never ...... ........ Well maybe a little bit.

But no! It was true! Japan has it very bad and
you going to still pop ...... ....... sauf holiday to Bulgaria!
you ashamed! Double Ugh!

Instead of the Gold Coast for 15 euros a Currywurst Pommes white / blue to eat, koenntet ihr ja auch nach Japan kommen und hier endlich mal was vernuenftiges mampfen. Oder so. Was? Der Euro/Yenkurs ist im Augenblick scheisse? Ja ist das vielleicht meine Schuld? ICH fahre ein japanisches Auto und hab nen japanischen Fernseher und auch noch ein japanisches Klo, das mir allerfeinst den Hintern trockenfoent und dazu "Sekai de hitori dake no hana" traellert. Aber ihr, ihr muesst ja unbedingt rumaenische Autos, koreanische Fernseher und die Liebe von russischen Nutt......Frauen kaufen! Ausserdem koenntet ihr hier billig eure uebrigen Yen in Dollar umtauschen und auf den naechsten Krieg......aeh .....auf den naechsten Aufschwung in den USA warten. He, der Obama macht das schon! We can do it! Jaha, but we will not do it .......

Also you are much closer to world events here! If master porn glasses and his bastard freak out, you can experience it first hand. What? Fear of nuclear bombs? People, if you read my blog, but you are always already contaminated total! We also had a nice first day back earthquakes. No, not strawberries, you moron! Earthquake! That should have absolutely seen it!

No, seriously, I've made absolutely seriously, you finally get the beautiful side of Japan closer. Not even a thought, the stupid Noiman is my friend. And by that I mean of course not only this page, you piglets:


The godness herself: Haruka Ayase

So! Been well with you. And always nice to be hands over the blanket!

Sunday, November 28, 2010

How Does Hard Wax Work

Abgesang zum 5. Jahrestag......

Hurrah! Today I am on the day exactly 5 years here in Japan!

Or should it be better called:

Hurrah! Despite all efforts from the Japanese side, I'm still not completely shot!

Jaha, dear reader. Nippon five years. One thing first: five years Japan can be hell, or heaven on earth. Nothing in between. Speak to you the one not always! What does it for me? Hahahaha! Lest you a little into the matter, then you know it.

As I climbed 5 years ago in the Duesseldorf Jumbo by British Airways, I did not know quite what to expect. Sure, I was several times to leave and fuck ..... uh ........ to visit friends in Tokyo, but that with the real life in this city not only in the slightest something in common. Of course I expected no samurai and geishas (subconscious, "Have you DOOOOOCH, have you dooooch!"). Man, keep you up out of there! anyway everything is your fault! If you interfere, I look up again the whole week mosaic porn! Yes, the one with the wheelchair user too!

Uh ....... where was I stopped?
Very well, my Expectations of life here has been dampened in the holidays. Tokyo is ugly, loud, and yes, it's dirty. When I drove the first time by bus from Narita to Shinjuku, I thought, "Boy, here it looks just like shit in Blade Runner, only that it does not rain!" The rain came later ....

Well, are freeways everywhere ugly, I thought. Well, until I was in the city. All sorts of styles, mostly ugly, are durcheinandergewuerfelt. City planning, it seems to be no. Of course, if you're running for a few weeks with the camera around, there is always something to discover great, new. But if you live here for a few years, it becomes really annoying. Nowhere hat man seine Ruhe. Und wenn man dann einen Flecken Natur in Tokyo findet, rennen dort garantiert schon 20 Leute mit ihren alles vollkackenden Minikoetern herum. Und je kleiner der Hund desto lauter und laenger bellt er herum. Hm, im Tierreich gelten scheinbar aehnliche Gesetze.......

Na und? Werdet ihr sagen? Fahren wir halt auf's Land! Bwahahaha! Ihr lernt es auch noch! Ein kleiner Tip: Falls ihr mit dem Zug aufs Land fahrt, schlaft am besten sofort ein! Der Blick auf die haesslichen Haueser oder auf zubetonierte Berghaenge am Streckenrand wird euch nur die Vorfreude versauen. Wenn ihr dann auf dem "Land" angekommen seid, werdet ihr feststellen, das ALLE Bahnhoefe und das Drumherum auf dem "Land" gleich beschissen aussehen. Wetten ihr findet only an impressive building in Bahnhofsnaehe? Yep, the local Pachinkobude. In most cases, a grotesquely ugly palace. Yes, yes, but since it came so because of the "XY-stamp" and the "ABC" lake, as at least semi Tokyo too! Forget it! Check out the pictures on the net, and have a cup of green tea to Japan then you have more traditional than it is in real! You want to try it anyway? Ok, but I have warned you!

On the way to the "sights", you fall to the many dilapidated houses. Because do not save on corrugated iron and plastic panels that are apparently only in 2 versions: Rusty and / or scruffy. But, is it really that bad in the "high tech land" Japan.

Ja, es gibt ein paar schoene Haeuser, aber direkt nebenan ist entweder eine Fabrik, eine vergammelte Wellblechbude, oder ein Bumshotel. Wetten? Naja, wenn ihr in Rumaenien, Polen oder einigen Gegenden im Ruhrgebiet geboren seit, wird es euch vielleicht nicht ganz so auffallen.
An der "Sehenswuerdigkeit" angekommen, heisst es erstmal Schlange stehen. Wenn ihr so bloed wart und im Auto gekommen seid, gleich zweimal. Wenn ihr dann endlich im "XY-Tempel" angekommen seid, werdet ihr enttaeuscht feststellen, das es dort genau so gammelig aussieht. Gab es vor 500 Jahren eigentlich schon Sichtbeton? Und nein, so etwas gibt es in Deutschland nicht! Ich kenne KEINE Kirche, an der draussen ein riesiger rostiger Feuermelderkasten is, or when present in any Luecke any buckets, baskets, bicycle frames, or some other rusty shit was inserted. Basta!

But fear not, you have still have the pure nature, "ABC-See" before you. And you may finally breathe fresh air. STOP! As could fill up her fresh air when the Japanese not had a urge every inch zuzubetonieren of the shore with roads, plus a few auesserst ugly bridge crossing the lake and finished the "recreation opportunity" On the way to the lake her in a spotless cab from mountain sides covered with concrete and broke previous, now totally disintegrating love hotels over. Ahhh, nature .... Ok, everything is even better than Tokyo. Now you can watch -wie mindestens halb Tokyo auch- auf das letzte nicht betonierte und/oder von Hunden zugepisste/zugeschissene Stueck Ufer setzen und auf das oelige Wasser hinausschauen. Um den Eindruck von der herrlichen japanischen Kultur noch zu verstaerken, solltet ihr euch im gammeligen Laden am Bahnhof noch ein pampiges Obento kaufen (Keine Angst, die Kueche sieht bestimmt viiiel sauberer aus. Ehrlich.....) und es euch am Seeufer reinschaufeln. Falls dann nicht alle paar Sekunden eine Gruppe Bosozokus mit ihren bruellend lauten Mopeds um den See eiern, oder eine Gruppe Hobbyfotografen auf der Jagd nach der letzten nicht fotografierten Bluete, euch ihre meterlangen Ojektive sonstwo hineindruecken, koennt ihr euren Ausflug an den See vielleicht noch geniessen. Aber nur, falls ihr nicht back to work next week in Tokyo thinks. But that's another story .......

note's note: This story relates only to the Greater Tokyo / Yokohama. Of course there are also beautiful spots in Japan. Definitely. Somewhere ......

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Up Altitude Paragliding

Ohne Moos nix los (Teil soundso).....

Well, now he is not yet built, the giant icebreaker Aurora Borealis. See also: http://www.spiegel.de/wissenschaft/technik/0, 1518,728801,00 html
And that's just because he is expected to cost 400 million euros instead of those now 800th. Pfft, Peanuts! It would have the matter can also cheaper. If you had asked me to break with my experience of the masses, I would have gladly made available and would have broken the ice around the vessel. Jo!
Well, you might have to ask a still a few other countries for support, just as Bulgaria, Romania and Belgium. Although I of course, just like you, totally understand why those developing nations have an interest in exploring the Arctic. No, not yet. I not understand!

is pushing this case, one of the enormous importance of this acquisition, in view of the climate crisis (if she did indeed exist) to, but almost by itself. Jaja is certainly there bigger problems in Europe, such a snore nose countries such as Greece and Ireland, for example with many hundreds of billions to want to help out the mess. Why burn ihr das Geld nicht gleich? Oder schickt es mir?
Ich wuerde mir damit dann auch taeglich meinen Hintern abputzen. Und ich hab einen grossen Hintern...

Hier in Japan gibt es nicht so ein Gejammer um die Kohle, wie bei euch verweichlichten Turnbeutelvergessern! Japan ist bald pleite, die pro Kopfverschuldung ist die mit Abstand hoechste der Welt, japanische Firmen gehen mit einer solchen Geschwindigkeit pleite, das nicht mal Quelle, Karstadt, Infineon, Qimonda und sonstige deutsche Pleitegeier mitkommen wuerden. Scheissegal! Wir bauen trotzdem einen so absolut unsinnigen Scheiss wie den Skytree in Tokyo! Nein, wir brauchen das Teil nicht wirklich, aber wo kommen wir denn da hin, wenn praktisch jedes Schwellenland build bigger towers than we are! Costs but only 60 billion yen (voraussichtlich!).

But I see a course that we need another altitude restaurant, where a beer costs then probably 10 €. Because I would rather go right to the brothel! Maintenance are some of you objected, but the thing is mainly as a television and mobile phone antenna thought! Pffft, I have cable TV and my Keitai works exceedingly well, even without that thing! Well, but it looks good already, the Tokyo Sky Tree. Godzilla comes up, the old Tokyo Tower torn from its moorings, and thus cuts down the Sky Tree ........