I'm almost sure the read along here a few Japanese. Well, it's actually clear. The Japanese were always done but always wanted by German masterpieces. So, dear comrades Island: Out with it! Let it out above, before it is below the weggespritzt Washlet! Her comment is expected. Is not like that I get from the German colleagues gas None of your comments ...
Very well. When I last time I took care of the German men in Japan, I turn now to the Japanese women who are attracted by the Germans, or are already in league with a married. If so, you need not be ashamed, because ultimately we are indeed truly great German types. If you're not the German language so powerful, you can even possibly your existing friend or husband for help, which means that if you have not already been driven to alcoholism and / or the pronounced tendency to Selbstgespraechen.
Let us first about the benefits of a German man's whole blood: first
Many of us know can cook, so how to deal with a cooker (stove is the thing in the kitchen with lots of buttons on which to end her you always do your cigarettes).
second Ironing Many of us can can, therefore, deal with the Iron (iron is the thing with many buttons, which she always complains the dunning letters from credit card institutions).
third A lot of us can even use a washing machine. Again slowly: washing machine. Yes, it's this big white box from which said your mother that you really need it! No, it's not only for the storage of empty PET bottles good!
4th Even a cave deep stupid German Spongo speaks better English than most Japanese academics. With the learned English from him insult words you can earn huge points for your colleagues and friends.
5th In sharp contrast to most Japanese, we propose no women unless they are fat, ugly, cocky, or all together. We prefer to let our aggressions on the (mostly) smaller and weaker Japanese men out.
6th We are at least as racist as her Japanese. Larger discussions are not as likely to improve. If it does, we have always always right. Finally, WE are not colored .....
7th We will keep you in the door sometimes, though mostly just so that you obtained the beer from the car.
8th We are true romantics. Finally, the "Lomantiku Suturito" in Germany. So now go, but it and buy a family pack and pull you out of Astrolube schonmal, you little pussy. I'm coming home.
9th Because we are real men, we can also beat times a nail into the wall. Even if the walls in here anyway makes no sense. We can also broken household appliances repair. Not that this would ever break, because you do not even use anyway.
So much for the undeniable advantages. Of course, where there is light, there is also shadow. I will hide here and not at all, but relentlessly to cover the disadvantages of a German-Japanese connection. By that I mean of course: German men, Japanese wife. Everything else is anyway not always funkioniert unnatural / perverted / sick. Here are the drawbacks. So, only disadvantages for you of course ........:
first German men do much sex! Yes, first only with you, but this is definitely negotiable. Finally, there are plenty of other nice mud ..... Girls who want to try also like a piece of "Gaijin Beef". Sun 5-10 times must already be in there at least. No, not a year, you moron. In a week!
second German men often times need their rest. It's best to talk to after work, not at all at first. Especially if they work mainly with Japanese. There are 2 options: A: You should dress simply wait and see what happens. B: Let the air out and hide in the closet. Stop, wait, those were the for inflation. Just go in the closet.
third Many of us expect that you can deal with household appliances. These are the things with the many buttons in the kitchen that you have given your mom. Best machst du vorher einen Kurs. Zur Not tut es aber auch ein Elektonikstudium. Falls das nichts bringt, hilft es voruebergehend wenn du geil aussiehst.
4. Deutsche Maenner trinken viel Alkohol. Meistens mit und/oder wegen ihren japanischen Arbeitskollegen. Im Gegensatz zu den japanischen Maennern bleibt das Zeug auch meistens drin. Wenn sie also nach dem Saufen nach Hause kommen: Siehe: 2.
5. Deutsche Maenner hassen haarige Frauen. Fuer viele von euch bedeutet das sicherlich: Rasieren, wachsen, lasern was das Zeug haelt. Und vergesst nicht die Haare auf dem Ruecken, ja, die knapp ueberm Hintern, weil nackt sehen wir euch wohl eh meistens von hinten.
6. Deutsche Maenner sind...........ja maennlich halt! Also, falls ihr once you have the urge, you to beat us, it could be that we are definitely stronger than her. Confuse us because God's sake not with Japanese men. To comfort you, but you can cry later on our shoulder. Because, we have abolished or shoulders. So, so utterly without shoulder pads and such.
7th My grandpa always said: "Men and women do not fit together easily. Except perhaps in the middle. "Achtung! My grandpa is in the Third Reich grew up and knew so just real tight, supportive women. It could therefore well be that our "middle" is a little too big for your "middle". To circumvent difficulties relating thereto, use her best Astroglide, or, if the former is not available, a gag on you can bite. A gag you can with the S & M-related Boundagescheiss, has left there the last your Japanese friend / husband. Astroglide however, probably not.
8th German men do much sex! What we've done that? So much the better! Can handle it!
So, that was first sketched the main points. Of course there are many more things to consider, so I offer you a free (for me ...), in one-day "Introduction" course. If interested, please get in touch about my contact with photo. We then meet in Shinjuku / Kabukicho and go to a Bumsho ..... uh ..... Starbucks I said of course. And please wash yourself before.
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